How can I help you? Yeah, so I'm doing a fundraiser. Would you like to help me and buy some cookies? I'm just not interested. I have snickerdoodles, vanilla, raisins, coconut. That's great, but I'm just not a cookie guy. I'm just not interested. Have you checked with the neighbors or something?...
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How can I help you?
Yeah, so I'm doing a fundraiser. Would you like to help me and buy some cookies?
I'm just not interested.
I have snickerdoodles, vanilla, raisins, coconut.
That's great, but I'm just not a cookie guy. I'm just not interested. Have you checked with the neighbors or something?
I already sold them a couple boxes.
Alright, well I'm just not interested.
Well, do you know anyone that would be interested? Do you have a family?
Kids?
No, no kids.
Is this nephews?
No.
Do you have a grandma?
Just a single man.
You don't have a grandma?
No.
Um, a wife?
No wife. I'm really not interested in cookies. I'm sorry. I'm just not.
I really need this. I really need your help.
I can see that.
Yeah.
Um, I'm just not. I'm just not. Why do you need cookies so bad?
It's for my GPA. It's for college. I'm a straight A student. I kind of really need this.
You said you had vanilla?
Yes.
Yeah, I'll take a box of vanilla.
Oh, yeah.
Where's the cookies at?
Oh, they're at the school.
Oh, no. I'm not interested. If you would have had them on you or something, you know, just to help you out. I don't even like cookies.
Really fast shipping.
I'm just not.
Two days shipping.
No, I'm not interested. I'm sorry.
I think it's really fast.
No, I'm just not interested. I'm really not.
Please, this means a lot to me. I would literally do anything.
You don't have a wife, right?
No, no. I'm single.
Okay, if you just help me out, then I'll suck your dick.
Yo, what?
Yeah, you're handsome. Not that ugly.
No.
Is there like people out here or something? What do you mean you'll suck my dick?
This is for my GPA. I'm a straight A student. Like, I really need this.
How old are you?
I'm 19.
And you're going to what?
I'll suck your dick. Do you want me to sign it?
Yeah, no. Come on in here. Come on in here.
Thank you so much.
So like, you're really going to like sign my dick right now?
Yeah.
Right now, you're just going to suck my dick?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, I kind of need your signature first and the amount you're going to buy.
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, no problem. Yeah, I got you.
Sign here and then like five?
Five boxes?
Ten boxes?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, ten boxes.
Awesome. Thank you.
Cool. I got one for my grandma, my aunt, my nieces, my nephew.
And I got gifts for everybody.
Thank you.
Okay, cool.
Awesome. Thank you so much.
No problem.
Yeah, go ahead.
Okay.
Wow. Thank you so much for buying cookies for me.
Yeah, I'll buy cookies for you any time.
I sure do hope you get an A in this class.
Oh my God. Wow. You're so big.
What the fuck are you doing?
Actually, with yours, I would just need ten more.
So like if I bought like two more boxes, could I put it in you?
Are you serious?
Yeah.
So you want to buy ten more boxes?
Yeah.
Right here.
Let's get you out of this bag.
I bet you got some.
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