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Oh, for goodness sakes.

Don't you even knock before you come to the house?

It's very inappropriate.

Well, good afternoon to you, Dr. Hyde.

I'm sorry.

Did I scare the shit out of you?

Language, young lady.

How are you doing today?

How am I doing today?

Cut the bullshit, Doc.

You know I'm only here because my asshole divorced parents

think it's a good idea for a rebel child like me

to see a therapist.

Hmm.

You have a lot on your mind right now?

Huh?

You always seem to talk a lot more

when you have a lot on your mind.

Oh, wow.

Look at you after these past few years.

You're not just sitting there bullshitting.

You're actually paying attention.

Well, the thing that's bothering me is

my bitch of a mother decided to get married

and not tell me or anyone.

And here's the cool part about it.

Her new hubby is 22 years old.

Hmm.

So, you're upset because your mom is trying to find happiness

even though it's through a younger man?

It's stupid.

He's 20 years younger than her.

It's pathetic and disgusting.

I mean, shit.

He could be my boyfriend.

I'm going to be honest with you.

I think you were actually very jealous of your mother

because she's dating a younger man

who you think you should be dating.

And I know...

I know it's hard with a hot young stud in the house.

You're probably sitting there

masturbating in your room

thinking of him.

I bet you've even peeped on him a couple times.

But I think there's a simple solution

to this whole problem.

I think that you should

lose your virginity right now.

Take care of this whole issue.

All these women...

All these girl hormones that are coming out.

And then you wouldn't even have to deal with your mother anymore.

I want to talk to your high.

You're not the only one who understands me.

I just can't take it anymore.

I think there's a simple solution to this whole problem we're having.

Yeah?

Let's help you lose your virginity

and get rid of some of those

raging hormones that you keep

having problems with.

I don't know what else I can talk about.

A situation that

didn't help me out

at all.

Hey, are you even listening to me?

Are you serious?

Whatever. I guess...

See you next week then?

Deuces.