I'm Carl Toughlove and this is Sahara Leone. And today we're on third fucking wheel where you guys get to go on a date with me and this beautiful, god damn, she kisses like a girl. Thanks for coming out today....
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I'm Carl Toughlove and this is Sahara Leone.
And today we're on third fucking wheel
where you guys get to go on a date with me
and this beautiful, god damn, she kisses like a girl.
Thanks for coming out today.
Thanks for having me.
I never go on dates.
I haven't had you yet.
You're about to.
Is that a sure thing?
For sure, 100%.
What are we gonna do?
I think we'll do a little lunch today.
Okay.
Yeah?
You down for that?
Yeah, I like to eat.
You like to eat?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Let's think about taking you to a little go-kart racing.
Really?
Really.
Fuck yes, I love go-karts.
I go all the time in the South Bay.
Really?
Yeah.
I drive like a grandma kind of, but it's super fun.
I'm gonna run it right up your fucking ass
if you're like a grandma.
Yeah, you can rail me from behind in my little cart.
I will.
You better keep your speed up.
Okay.
Right up in there.
Okay.
Fuck it.
Wow, this is quite the date.
Are you wearing panties?
Mm-mm, never.
Never wear panties?
Never.
Why?
Because Coochie needs fresh air.
Mm, fresh pussy.
I love fresh pussy.
Well, you're in for a treat.
Hey, you're getting skin hard already.
Is it?
Yeah.
Can I touch it?
Can you touch it?
Oh my God.
It's getting hard.
It's got a lot of fucking miles on it.
You down to watch a movie?
What kind of movie?
Dirty movie.
Yeah, that sounds good to me.
Starring?
Guess who it's starring?
Who?
Take a guess.
Karl Tuflov?
Fucking A.
Karl Tuflov.
Are you ready for movie night?
I'm so ready for movie night.
That's gonna be a good one.
Sit down.
What are you gonna watch?
What do you guys at home think?
A little third wheel action for you?
I'm ready.
You're ready?
Mm-hmm.
Why don't you go over there and grab the DVD?
My pleasure.
This is what I wanna watch.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
Fucking A.
Remember, that's such a cool one.
I can't believe I'm here watching Third Wheel
and I've always wanted to be on Third Wheel.
I'm just wearing a hot little outfit.
Uh-huh.
Is that pussy nice and wet?
Mm-hmm.
Can I do anything for you?
Yes.
As a matter of fact,
you can suck my cock while I watch my movie.
Okay.
Treat yourself.
Tell these motherfuckers about how that cock tastes.
This cock tastes so freaking good.
Such a nasty slug.
That fills my mouth up so perfectly.
Mm-hmm.
That's yes.
Mm-hmm.
Oh my God.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Undercock.
Oh.
He's nice and warm, wet and tight.
Big, right.
He's nice and hard.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
God damn, that pussy is so fucking tight.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Oh.
What do the fuckers at home think?
Is Sahara tough love approved?
You tell me.
Now suck this cock.
Yeah.
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