Well, there you go.

Take it, take it.

Guys, let's take a little break.

Check out my new panties I just got.

Ooh, let me see.

Rock bottom.

Those are super cute, Milma.

You want to see my new panties?

Sure.

You see what they say?

No, what does that say?

Get closer.

No, still can't make it out.

I don't have my glasses on.

Oh, that's a shame.

I'll just tell you then.

They say, Milma, I think you're incredibly sexy.

I fantasized about having sex with you for years.

Oh.

I want to make you come while Fred watches, but he can't join in because Bonnie's his best friend in the whole world.

And I would be wrong.

That says all that on there.

Oh, Milma, don't be silly.

Does it feel good, Betty?

Yeah.

I want to taste it.

Ooh.

Does it taste so good?

Beth, my pussy's so good, Betty.

It feels so good.

Over here.

You have such a pretty pussy, Betty.

Now, just like that, huh?

You're going to come for me?

Oh, I want to hear you come hard for me, Betty.

I want to hear you fucking scream and run me quick so you won't scream for me, Betty.

Yeah?

Will, stop.

That's what I want.

Up here.

Who the hell are you?

What are you doing in my house?

Hi, Fred.

My name is Dino.

Dino?

Where is that damn dinosaur?

Come on.

I'll take you on myself.

You want a piece of this?

Kitty?

Kitty cat bar?

Put two up.

Put them way up.

He's an old friend of mine that's in town for a few days.

He stopped by to say hi after all these years.

Isn't that sweet?

Oh.

I can feel the sugar rush coming on.

Now, Fred, be nice.

He's our guest.

Hi, Fred.

Tyler Rockman.

Pleasure to meet you.

Wilma here has told me all about you, and I must say, uh, it's all the good stuff, but

not all the juicy stuff, of course.

Fred, I've got to ask you one thing.

How is it?

How is it that you could leave a beautiful, sexy, young woman like this home alone, day

after day after day?

I'm just kidding.

Kidding.

Well, it was nice chatting with you.

I've got to run.

Maybe we can do this again sometime.

Yes?

No?

Maybe.

Wilma?

Toodles?

What the hell was that?

Why are you inviting strange men over to our house?

Fred, I told you.

He's an old friend.

And he's a muvelet.

He's the head of the project.

Project?

What project?

What needs to be done that I can't do?

Well, now that Pebbles is 18, she's going to be moving out soon, so I figured we should

do something with her room.

Well, she's moving out of the house.

She's not dead.

You know, and what about when she comes to visit?

She's going to need a place to sleep.

And we don't need to be spending any more money.

This economy has gone to the pterodactyls.

Well, actually, I was thinking maybe my mother can move in.

She could help with the mortgage, and we can all live together.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Not your mother.

I am not living with your mother.

I will starve to death before that happens.

What?

Well, now she knows I'm serious.

But, Fred.

Well, right there, young lady.

You go right back in there and put some clothes on.

I will not have my little girl running around town like that.

I bought her those clothes.

What?

No, no.

You go change now.

Okay, Daddy.

By the way, you're looking great.

Have you been working out again?

Well, I, uh, uh...

Can I take the car tonight?

Bam Bam and I want to go to the movies.

Please, Daddy.

Please.

With candy sugar on top.

Please.

Okay, honey.

But don't stay out too late.

I know how young boys think, and I don't want his hands all over my little girl.

Oh, Daddy.

It's not his hands you need to be worried about.

I'm just kidding.

Bye.

Thank you.

Now, where were we?

Strangers.

Remodeling.

Mother-in-law.

Oh, we can wait.

Wilma, I had this daydreaming work about you and Betty.

Okay.

Bye, Mom.

Bye, Dad.

I love you.

Did you?

Did she?

Oh, never mind.

Anyway, you and Betty.

Oh, hiya, Fred.

Say, uh, looks like Dino crapped out a small car on my sidewalk again.

How about giving me a hand with it?

Two guys on it should only take about an hour.

What do you say, old pal of mine?

Perfect.

Just perfect.

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

Just perfect.

Wilma, do you need any help in the kitchen?

I am not into poop.

Sure, Betty.

I can always use an extra hand.

My savior.

So, how's it going with Tyler?

Just great.

See.

I told you.

Do you think Fred suspects anything?

I told him he's a friend from out of town.

I think he bought it.

Oh, so dangerous.

So exciting.

I'm getting all worked up for this.

What do you feed that pet of yours?

Shit.

So you are recycling.

Throwing green Flintstones.

Must keep food costs down.

I don't mean shit.

I mean shit.

I got it.

I was foggy before, but now I got it.

I'm just worried about stuff.

I sense a heart-to-heart coming on.

What kind of stuff do you mean, old pal of mine?

Well, I'm getting older,

elbows is moving out of the house,

and I'm a little overweight.

A little?

Before all this,

we were a family.

Now it's just Wilma and me.

What if she takes a good look at me?

With the distractions gone,

it's just big old me.

Call me crazy, Fred,

but I think she likes big old you.

I mean, she married big young you.

She stayed married to somewhere

between young and old big you.

Just think of all the fun you'll have together.

Just really big you and her.

Honey!

Listen, Fred, this is how it works.

Guys are horny from puberty forward,

but women peak in their sexuality later in life.

You are about to experience

the best time of your lives.

Why, ever since Bam Bam has left the house,

Betty has been sex-crazed.

Just the other day, let me tell you,

I was sitting on my couch when...

Betty.

Dishes clean.

Check.

House clean.

Betty.

Doors locked.

Check.

Home alone.

Double check.

It's naughty time, Barney.

Exclamation point.

I'm gonna take off all your clothes.

Then I'm gonna take off all of my clothes.

And then I'm gonna suck your cock.

Right until you're about to cum.

And then you're going to go down here.

I think I just came in my pants.

Barney, pants haven't been invented yet.

Oh, yeah, that's all right.

It's all right.

You'll last longer.

Okay.

Say, Betty,

your boobs look awfully swell in this.

Let's see what's downstairs.

Oh, wow, that is incredible.

What can I say?

I'm a take-charge kind of guy.

Incredible.

Barney, are you going to fuck me soon?

I sure will.

After a 10-second cut?

Oh, most certainly.

Most indubitably.

Why, certainly, Betty.

You know you're my only...

My only dame?

Lay down, right here.

Right there?

We better be careful, or we'll have another bam-bam.

The spot?

Get on it, Betty.

Turn around.

You want a new reverse cowgirl?

Give me your cock.

That's gonna feel good.

Ooh.

You down?

Yes, let me lick you for a minute.

Oh.

Come here.

Right there to the edge.

Oh, my God, Betty.

You make me want to come all over your pussy.

Oh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, you certainly do.

You like that, Barney?

Oh, yeah?

Oh, stay there.

Stay there.

Oh.

Stay right there.

There goes another bam-bam.

Oh.

Sexual.

It's a fucking walnut.

Well, gee, Betty, that sounds swell.

Oh, God.

No!

Which is very awkward, being that we are best friends and all.

Which reminds me, can Betty and I come over for TV tonight?

Fred?

Fred?

Fred?

Fred?

Fred?

Wilma?

Oh, Wilma!

Are you crazy?

They're right inside, Pebbles.

I'd like to be there for at least another hour.

You know how they are about their TV shows.

30 Rock season premiere.

Not over for another hour.

But, Pebbles, they'll hear us.

You're not exactly quiet.

Listen, I'm super horny right now, and I'm supposed to be home.

You're 18.

You're an adult.

Tell that to my father.

His house has rules.

You know, if you're not interested, I could just find another way to come.

I'll see you inside.

Give me a boost.

Wait.

You're not going to need this.

Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

Oh, yeah.

That or the amount of food you ate.

I'm not so sure it wasn't you that left that monolith outside, Fred.

Bonnie.

Mrs. Rubble?

Hi, Pebbles.

How was the movie?

Oh, good.

Bam Bam was a perfect gentleman.

He's a good boy, that Bam.

Comes from good stock.

Aw, Fred.

Why don't you sit down and watch the rest of 30 Rock with us?

It's a hoot.

Hmm.

Tempting, but I think I'll go to my room and listen to some music.

Rock and roll, little girl.

I'm not a little girl anymore, Mr.

Rubble.

I'm just as old as Bam Bam.

He's 18, too?

Where does the time go?

Seemed like only yesterday he was going around destroying things with his club.

Bam, bam, bam.

Oh, it's back on.

Fuck me.

Your wish is my command, Your Highness.

The kiss I need so much.

I want you nothing less.

I need the end.

You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute.

Oh, thank you.

Oh my God ah shit. Oh my God.

Oh, shit.

I think you're even more excited cuz our parents were outside.

outside. Liar. My sense of adventure. Pebbles, honey, it's daddy. You're sleeping? Can I come in?

You know, honey, you are the light of my life and watching you grow up has been one of the

greatest joys of my life. But seeing you go may be the hardest thing to go through. I just want

to tell you that I love you and I respect the fact that you are an adult. There comes a time

in a father's life when he needs to not hold on so tight. But just know this, you can always count

on me no matter what. Good times are bad and I hope you always will. Good night, Bam Bam. Good

night, Mr. Flintstone. What if it's a trick? What if he went to grab a club to beat me with?

I'm getting out of here. I stand a better chance in the open. It's just what he expected.

I'd like you to isolate, Mr. Slade. Flintstone, as we all know, you're not exactly a man.

Model employee. You've even managed to lower the bar for yourself. You're distracted, unfocused,

and generally lackadaisical. Performance is unacceptable. I'm sorry, Mr. Slade. What's

going on with you? You're not getting enough sleep? Not eating well? Well, let's just leave

that as a gift. I'm shaking and you're not rattling. I guess I'm just feeling sorry for

myself, Mr. Slade. Let's just say my family dynamic is changing and I'm having a hard time

adjusting to it.

Plus, today is my birthday and not a peep from anyone.

Don't be a pussy, Flintstone. You've had enough birthdays by now. You should be at a stage

where you want them to stop coming. Things change with age. We get older, we gain weight,

or stay fat, as the case may be.

I didn't mean that.

I never said this, but focus on what's important. And by important, I mean me.

As I got older, I got richer. And as I got richer, I suddenly got more attractive, if that's

possible. When you have money, you have power. Women are attracted to power. That's why as I got

older, my secretaries all stayed the same age. Dismatch. Mr. Slade, I don't have a lot of money.

Which is exactly why you need to make it work with me.

Mr. Thelma.

Wilma.

Whatever. You better hope she doesn't find a man with money, or younger, or better-looking,

or just plain-out you.

Uh, sir, is this you trying to help?

Good talk. Now, get back to work. Eye on the prize, boy. We've got work to be done.

Yes, Mr. Slade.

This is where you leave my office.

I'm sorry. You're right.

Don't get him, Tiger. Miss Stone.

Yes, Mr. Slade? How may I be of service? Mr. Slade? Mr. Slade? Mr. Slade? Mr. Slade, sir?

Oh, yes, I'm sorry. I need to tell you something, and you need to chisel it down.

Okay, well, let me find something to chisel with. Ready when you are, sir.

Attention all employees.

Attention all employees.

Profits are down, um, because we're hurt.

Profits are down, so we need to work harder.

What are you doing, sir? Sir? You know.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

Would you like some water, Mr. Slade?

Will that be all, Mr. Slade?

You complete me.

Oh, no. I don't think things are complete just yet.

That memo was very, very clear, Mr. Slade.

It was? I mean, yes, it was.

We all do need to work harder.

Ooh.

I see you lead by example.

Hold me.

What an aqueduct, Ms. Stone.

I bet your pussy's getting wet in there.

Yeah?

Let me see. Let me see.

Give me a second. Give me a second. I don't want to see it.

Something like that.

Okay.

Just like that. Just like that.

Give him a good bedrock bath.

Give it an old rock quarry.

Now, I bet that pussy's really wet now.

Yeah.

I bet you want me to lick that wet pussy, don't you?

Yeah, you do. Come up here, Ms. Stone.

Sit right there.

Yeah, please do.

Make yourself comfortable.

Get over here, Mr. Slade.

Fuck them rocks. They should stay in the quarry.

Oh, shit. Goodness.

Fuck.

Fuck did you say?

Mm-hmm.

Fuck.

Nice big cock, Mr. Slade.

You want that?

Mm.

Oh, my goodness.

Mm-mm.

Back up.

Fuck. Oh, fuck.

Fucking titties.

Goodness.

Yeah.

That nice sex-a-tier.

Back in my pussy. Put it back in there.

Fucking in there.

Oh, fuck.

Want to see my ass?

Yeah, I do want to see that.

I wouldn't see it. I'll stick something in.

Right there.

Sit right on that.

Oh, fuck.

Right there.

Oh, my goodness.

Thick dick in my fucking pussy.

The nice fucking thick dick in my pussy.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my goodness.

Fucking my cock. Fuck me.

Fucking act like you like it and fuck me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Give me all this fucking dick.

Fucking come here, dick.

Fucking come here, dick.

Oh, shit. Oh, my goodness.

I'm gonna fucking cum. I'm gonna fucking cum.

Fucking cumming.

Oh, fuck. Fucking bastard.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Goodness.

Fucking cock.

Oh, fuck.

See how pretty the fucking pussy is while you're fucking it?

Watch yourself.

Fucking watch.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

That's pure 100% basalt graph.

Right from the core.

Marbled in.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my goodness.

Fucking bastard.

Yeah, nice and fucking deep.

I'm gonna fucking cum on your dick.

I'm gonna fucking cum on your dick.

Oh, shit. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my goodness.

Fucking Mr. Slaughter to fucking cum.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my goodness.

Fucking ass.

Fucking ass.

Fucking cum on my pussy.

Fucking ass.

Oh, that's even prettier.

Fucking ass.

Come on my fucking ass.

Juks it, Mr. Slaughter.

Now, let's don't do it, Miss Stone.

Back to work.

Yes, Mr. Slaughter.

Wait, wait, wait. Will that be all, Mr. Slaughter?

Hey Bonnie.

You think Wilma still has the hots for me?

Absolutely, Fred, old chump.

Well see, it's my birthday today.

You think I'll get a nice present from her?

Because you're a...

Well, therefore, it is.

It continues to amaze me

how you remember this things, Fred.

Well, happy birthday.

You're usually older than you were yesterday.

Thanks, Bon. You didn't have to give me anything.

Mission accomplished.

You mean you didn't give me anything?

Uh, well, my mistake.

There you go, Fred.

A pet rock.

You don't have to play with it, walk it, or clean up after it.

And the best part of all, it does not create shit mountain in front of my house.

Jeez, Bonny, you're a real pal.

Think nothing of it.

Mission accomplished. Let's go home.

Fred, it's only lunchtime.

Well, let's go have some, uh, brontosaurus burgers over at Rock Donald's.

They have the best french fries, don't they, Fred?

Mm, and the cutest waitresses. Yummy.

Say, Fred, who's that handsome young fellow that's been hanging around your house while you were not home?

That's some old friend of Wilma's.

Old friend? I beg to differ.

You, my friend, are old. That man is a wife-porking machine.

What are you saying, Bon?

Wilma would never cheat on me.

You even said how much she loves me.

She loves you? That has nothing to do with it.

Think of it like working out.

She's staying in shape for you.

Kind of like going to the gym.

Except she's working out different muscles, if you know what I'm saying.

Bonny!

I'm just kidding, old pal of mine.

Just wanted to pull your leg for a minute.

Wilma only has eyes for you, though I have no idea why.

You think so?

I know so.

Oh, there you are.

You look so handsome.

I've been in the kitchen all day, making you a special birthday surprise.

Do you want to taste my cream? Taste my cream? Taste my cream?

I have all your favorites.

Brontosaurus rigs, and burgers, and me.

Come here, and take me now.

Yabba dabba?

I did?

What the fuck? Oh, hell no.

Yeah, I want it.

Oh, you want me to get nasty and slap all over your dick?

Uh-huh.

Yeah?

Oh, Wilma.

Oh, I didn't know you were so fucking naughty.

Oh, you like it when I put it down my throat?

Yeah, I love it when I put it back your throat.

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm.

Show me how filthy you can be.

I want to be a dirty little girl for you.

I love that about you.

Oh, Wilma.

You know I've always wanted that.

Oh, I've always wanted your cock all over my face and in my mouth.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, that's it.

I'm fine with your cock.

Fuck yeah.

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, that's it.

Just like that.

Get nasty.

Mm-hmm.

I'll be nasty for you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I love that about you.

I love that about you.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, that's fucking good.

Is it good?

It's perfect.

Yeah, give me your cock nice and hard.

Come here, little pussy.

I want your fucking pussy.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

You like choking on a big cock, don't you?

Mm, I do.

I like choking on the hard cock.

Oh, that's good.

Ha!

It's nice and hard.

Mm-hmm.

Now you want to play with my pussy?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

You want me to lick it, baby?

Mm-hmm.

You want me to lick your pussy?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Tell me.

Mm-hmm.

Tell me.

I want you to lick my fucking pussy.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Yeah, I want your mouth right there.

Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh.

Aw.

Aw.

Yeah, Wilma.

Aw, yeah.

Aw, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

That feels so good.

Yeah, right on my clit.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

That pink pussy.

Yeah, your tongue right on it.

Uh-huh.

Oh, God.

That feels good.

Uh.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Oh, fuck.

Your mouth feels so good.

Mm.

Oh, that's it.

Yeah.

Get that pussy nice and wet for your hard dick.

Oh, yeah.

Make me cry.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Oh, fuck.

Your mouth feels so good.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, you want to taste my pussy juice?

Uh-huh.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Ew.

Get rid of my pussy cum.

Get the pussy cum out of your cum.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's so fucking good.

Yeah.

Does that pussy feel on your dick, huh?

That's fucking good.

Does that fucking good?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm going to squeeze like that.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Squeeze your fucking dick with my cum.

Yeah.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh-huh.

You want me to get your clit just like that?

Oh, yeah.

That's so fucking good.

I'm going to fuck you from behind.

Oh, yeah.

You want to turn me over?

Yeah.

I'm going to fuck you from behind.

You want to turn me over?

Fuck me?

Yeah.

Get out of my hands.

Does that pussy like that?

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

You're dicking me.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, that's fucking good like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that shit feels good like that.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

That's so fucking deep.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh.

That shit feels so fucking good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fucking good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Fucking cock inside me feels so good.

Yeah.

Oh.

Fucking good.

Yeah.

Mm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Get down on the ground.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Play with that pussy for me.

Yeah.

Watch that.

Yeah.

Give me that cock back.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

It feels so good like that.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You put my pussy so fucking good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You like putting that dick in deep, don't you?

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Yeah.

It feels so fucking good.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Give me your fucking every inch of your dick.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Uh.

Uh.

Yeah.

It feels so good.

Oh, yeah.

Rub my clothes.

Oh, yeah.

Rub my clothes.

Fuck me.

I'm going to cum so hard.

Uh.

Don't stop.

Don't stop.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm going to cum so hard.

Yeah.

Don't stop fucking me.

Yeah.

I'm going to cum over and over again over your fucking hard cock.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, yes, yes, yeah!

Now look what you did to my pussy.

You look so fucking hot.

Yeah.

Do you feel good after a day?

You're gonna fuck me now.

Fuck you from behind again?

Yeah, you're gonna fuck me from behind.

Mm-hmm.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're gonna come for me?

You're gonna fucking come?

Oh yeah.

Oh, perfect.

Just perfect.

Pterodactyls. I hate pterodactyls.

What do those things eat?

Don't worry, Fred.

I'm sure Wilma prepared something very special

for your birthday today.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're right, Bonnie. When we get home,

I'm gonna spend a few minutes in the garage

and let you get in the house.

Sure thing, old pal of mine.

Right?

Oh, you guys should...

Who are you kidding, Fred?

Things just ain't never the same.

Happy birthday, old man.

No, no. Don't take it out yet.

He'll be home any second. We have to finish now.

Let me put it back. I'm not done yet.

Bonnie, too?

Oh, hell no!

Hey there, big fella.

Welcome back.

You took quite a blow...

to your head, so to speak.

Daddy, you shouldn't move so quickly.

Did you like this, too?

Of course I did. We all did.

It's your birthday, silly.

We all wanted to be here to surprise you.

All of you? But who's he?

That's Mr. Slate's personal chef.

He came over to make a special meal for you.

Compliments of Slate Industries.

But he wants to do you.

I'm not sure that's on his

to-do list.

In fact, I bet you'd make

that list before Wilma would, Fred.

Barney!

I don't get it.

Hey!

It sounded like a choir to me.

Oh, my God, I have my own angels.

So you don't want to do?

No offense, but no.

But you, on the other hand,

you big lug,

we could have a gay old time.

Easy, easy. Pebbles is here.

Oh, Daddy, I'm not a kid anymore.

I know, I know.

I'm getting there.

Now that I have you all here,

there's something I want to say.

But help me up first.

Don't say anything you'll regret,

Mr. Flintstone.

Wilma, I just want you to know

that the best times of my life

started and end with you.

And I want to thank you for putting up with me

for all these years.

And I want you to know I will always

do my best to make you happy.

Oh, Fred, you do.

You're the only man I'll ever want in my life.

As much as you drive me crazy,

you're the most important person in the world.

Happy birthday, Fred.

Not only did you get older,

you got sexier, too.

Does this mean I get some dessert tonight?

As much as you'd like.

Yabba dabba!

Whooo!

Flintstones, they're Flintstones.

They are prehistoric fama.

Make your bed rock very much like you and me.

Flintstones.

They're stunning and sensational.

Sexy and insatiable.