All right, guys.

So we're in, right?

So yes.

Did we make sure to just lock the back of the door?

Did we just make sure no pets get out?

Yeah, that's fine.

What you want to do is you want to get secure in the perimeter

or whatever.

You want to make sure that there's no rodents or anything

like that.

Proper inspection.

See this trailer right here?

The trash, this right here.

It's important to look under this trailer.

A lot of raccoons could lay, have nests under here.

Rats.

Raccoons.

Yeah, raccoons would lay fucking bunch of babies under here.

Get down like this.

We might have to move this trailer.

I don't know.

Let me see.

How's it looking down there?

I don't really see anything.

I see a raccoon.

You see anything, bro?

No, not yet.

I don't see anything down there.

I'm here, but I can't.

My head's too big.

I can't fit in there.

Also, we got these rocks over here.

You lift up the rocks, you might find something, too.

OK.

Oh, there's these rocks right over there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's a rat nest out there.

Oh, what the fuck?

What's that?

Hey.

Hey!

What's these raps?

What is this?

Oh, my God.

It's so dirty, bro.

They're kind of on us.

It's these.

I don't know how to do this.

Are you OK?

Hold on.

We got to check this out.

Hold on.

We don't have the proper gear right now.

We have to go to our truck and grab something.

But are you OK?

Yeah, I'm OK, bro.

You didn't get bait or nothing like that?

No.

What's your name, baby?

Luna.

Luna.

Luna.

We're animal control, so we'll take care of you, OK?

Yeah, we're going to hook you up right now.

Hold on.

You'll be all right.

Long and brown, all right.

Oh, please.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, yeah, guys.

I'll take care of it, guys.

Don't worry.

Hi, ma'am.

What's your name again?

Luna.

Luna.

This is our rookie, and he's going

to just film every day for documentation

and all that stuff.

Is that OK with you?

Yeah, yeah.

It's all right.

Is that cool?

All right, cool.

All right, we'll be back.

Awesome.

Great.

That's part of my job description today.

Can you please describe exactly what you saw?

Be as specific as you possibly can.

Well, I don't know.

It was so, so long.

Like, small.

But really, really long.

I think like a brown or green.

I don't know.

But that was really, really scary to me.

So you're saying it was reptilian?

Yeah, here in my backyard.

Oh, wow.

And then could you just describe it a little bit more,

if you can?

Oh, I just saw that it was moving really, really slow.

But I don't know.

It's too long.

Yeah.

Sorry, guys.

I was just gathering some evidence here.

Yeah, one second, one second.

What did she say?

Apparently, it's like some green reptilian thing.

She said it's like small but long.

What size are tits?

See, it's fucking huge.

Well, that was the only thing I was looking at the whole time.

She's kind of like, see?

She's a big deal.

Oh, she is, yeah.

I don't think she really need any help.

What do you think?

I don't know.

She looks pretty fucking scared, dude.

I don't know.

I mean, yeah.

She's like freaking out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's freaking out.

Come on.

Let's check it out.

OK, I'll check that out.

We're on it, ma'am.

We're on it.

Stay close.

Stay close to the rookie.

Where is it at?

It's around the corner.

I don't know where that's going right now.

All right, let's stay close.

I saw it right there.

Right around here?

Oh, you have a pool back here.

Yeah.

Let me see, Jake.

I don't see shit.

No?

Nah, nothing.

Fall too long?

Nothing fell too long.

No, I swear.

It was here.

Was there, like, any water or what?

No, it was outside.

OK, I don't really see anything.

Yeah, I don't see anything over here.

Let me, if you don't mind, ma'am,

I'm going to just kind of scope out the property right here.

Is that OK?

Yeah, it's OK.

OK, give me one sec.

I don't see anything over here.

Back corner is clear.

There's a thing over here, too.

Yeah.

There's a little pet ball right here.

Oh, my god, this thing's heavy.

I don't know what this.

This might be some sort of.

It's like a dinosaur, right?

Yo, this chick's crazy, dude.

I don't think there's nothing here.

Yeah, we got it, ma'am.

Yo, I don't think there's an animal problem out here.

I think she's lying.

Why would you say she's lying?

Is she trying to get fucked?

I want to see what's wrong.

I don't know.

I mean, check her out.

She's like, she's.

Hold on, hold on.

What is it?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on right here?

Oh, shit, there it is.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, what the fuck?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, fuck.

No way.

No.

Fuck this thing, bro.

Get in the back.

Get in the back.

Get in the back.

Get in the back.

I got it.

I got it.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, it's moving.

It's moving, it's moving, it's moving.

Fuck this.

Y'all don't pay me for this.

Stop, stop.

Fuck this.

I'm out of here.

I'm out of here.

I'm out of here.

Fuck that.

Ma'am.

It's OK, ma'am.

We got it.

We got it.

We got it.

You don't worry about anything.

We have it under control.

Hold on.

Hold on, guys.

Hold on.

Ma'am, don't worry about anything, OK?

These guys got it under control.

They're professionals.

Look at that.

Is Kav the in the theater?

Yeah, he's got it.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

There we go.

Holy shit.

What the fuck was that?

God damn.

We got a problem.

So you guys have to have that.

I thought it was too big.

It was too big.

We got to get into the office and get more equipment.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

It was way too big.

We need a backup.

Fuck equipment.

We need a backup.

It's like a 12-foot gator.

I heard you guys talking about me,

like whispering about me.

Oh, shit.

I mean, nothing bad, though, at all.

You look kind of beautiful, so don't take it by anything.

Look, it's just that every time we go on these calls,

there's never women as hot as you.

Never.

At all.

So sorry if we got a little, you know?

I can tell you, he thought you were lying.

Let's get to work.

I did not.

I did not.

I do not.

Rude snitching over here.

Come on.

Whoa, dude, come on.

Do you hurt me?

What did you say?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Let's give your rookie a shout.

You want to give the rookie a shout?

A shout?

What you mean?

What's up, Rude?

Oh, that alligator is there.

You guys cannot do anything else, but he is filming, so.

OK, yeah.

Whatever she just said, I'm down.

Rude, yeah.

I think she wants to fuck.

I'm down.

I got fucked?

Yeah.

Come on, stand up.

Oh, shit.

Shut up.

I'm glad I came to work today.

Not bad.

Mm, I like that, huh?

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

I like that, I like that.

You guys start resting now.

Do it slowly.

Yes, you want to talk them out.

Touching it?

Yeah, I love that.

I'm going to take it out.

Yes, I'm going to take the shit out.

Yeah, start them out.

Yes.

Yes.

Talk them out.

Yes.

Yes.

Give me some of that.

Give me some of that.

Yeah, fuck that face.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

That is shit.

You know that shit was there, too?

Yeah, that shit, eat that shit up.

Go there.

She's got a good little heart.

She's got a good little heart, ain't she?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

That shit, I don't want to see you breathe that shit.

Choke on it.

Yeah.

Mm.

You know what I mean?

Mm.

Yeah.

She's got a good little heart.

Oh, yeah.

That's a good little smile.

That's a good little smile.

Mm-hmm.

Whoa.

You're a .

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's it.

She's got a good little heart.

She's got a good little heart.

Whoa.

Whoa.

I'm going to take you to the bathroom.

Show her down.

Show her down.

Show her down.

You ready?

Yeah.

Oh, ooh.

Look how they fucking do.

Ah, yeah.

Yeah, you've grown that show.

Oh, wow.

Whoa.

Yeah, it's .

This is aggression.

Oh.

We're going to back to the office.

No.

And get some heavy equipment for this big-ass 12-foot alligator.

OK?

Yeah.

It's a more basic.

You guys need to get someone there really now

to take the alligator.

Yeah, call a big boy.

This is a good meeting.

Thank you.

Man, we're going to get this girl remember.

Oh god.

Guys, thank you guys for taking care of me today.

It was a pleasure to meet you guys.

Hey, what are you going to do about that big-ass gator in your backyard?

Yeah, he's still there.

No worries, I'm going to call a real man to take care of the gator.

Real man?

Yeah.

What?

Oh, you're true, man.

Bro, you hear that?

Bro, tell her something, man.

There's nothing else we can do for you, ma'am?

No, that's all. Thank you.

Real man is crazy.

We just put it through pound time.

Pound time.

Real man.

Real man.

Crazy right now, G?

Oh, yeah.

I come through like that.

Oh, fuck that.

Pound time.

Whatever.

That's crazy.

Whatever.