Oh shit, what's going on?

Yo!

Are we hooking you up today, huh?

I'm so excited, I didn't even have to wear clothes!

We like it better naked.

We're painting the shit on you, huh?

Thank goodness.

What are we doing down there?

We're just gonna, like, paint it.

Why not?

What kind of outfit are we going with?

It looks like a little bit of a tank top.

It's gonna be a tank top and some jean shorts.

I don't know.

Why?

You bring enough paint to cover that ass?

I know.

A whole lot of boobies.

Are my nipples covered yet?

Is it Instagrammable yet?

Nope.

Wow.

Do I get to pick up strangers in the street with no clothes on?

Oh, that looks cool.

Yeah.

Diggin' it.

It looks so good, bro.

I can't wait to dig in.

I'm gonna destroy the streets of Miami in this.

Oh my god, that's lit!

Oh shit, here we go.

Oh my god.

Yo, look at this outfit!

Yo, you got that custom-made shirt.

Look at you.

Shit.

It's official.

We're gonna bang bust it out today, boy!

Oh my god, you should go hitchhiking.

Let's do it!

Go out there, I'll follow you.

Go hitchhiking.

I can't believe you're butt naked outside.

I wonder if anyone's gonna notice, right?

Anyone coming?

What is it?

I go this way?

Headed this way.

There you go.

Think anyone will see?

No one's picking me up!

Guess we're gonna have to go pick somebody else up.

Man, there's no cars here.

These guys don't even see me.

Hey!

I need a ride!

Man, alright, you wanna go pick up some...

Let's go find some guys, right?

You wanna get fucked, right?

Yeah, I wanna fuck right now.

Yo, what are all these fucking lollipops doing in here for?

Are we having sucking practice back here?

They're for you.

I'd rather suck a dick.

Yeah, look at that.

They put paint everywhere?

Yeah.

It's in my butt crack.

I don't know if he didn't bring it.

Oh, you can still show us that ass.

There you go.

That's good.

He left it...

He left it open so we could get some fucking in.

Yeah.

Without getting all the paint in the visage.

So, go ahead.

Start looking out the window.

You see someone.

You just let our driver know.

You know how it goes.

Okay.

Let our driver know and we will stop.

Oh, shit.

Really?

We're at that point now?

Yeah, man.

Yeah.

Can't really do much with that.

I'm afraid you're about to melt it all off.

Look at you.

I like how you're like just gracefully...

Trying to look cute.

Navigating your way through the bus.

Oh, my God.

Look, there's a guy.

Really?

Where?

Is that in the parking lot?

Oh, he's in the parking lot.

Good.

Why don't you go to the...

Oh, shit.

You're going to have to come down here.

That's okay.

The fucking passenger window broke.

What are you...

You're talking about that guy right there?

Yeah.

Look.

Fuck it.

Try him out.

Why not?

Right?

Should I just...

I don't care.

Should I just open the door?

Yeah.

We got to open the door because it's just broken.

Oh, damn.

Who broke the fucking window?

Right there.

Yeah.

Pull it up.

Hey.

Hey.

How are you?

What are you doing?

I just got out of work.

Going home.

Look.

I don't think he believes you.

Don't you see her titties hanging out?

Look.

Look at what I'm wearing right now.

Are you down to fuck?

English?

Do you speak English?

This might be some kind of joke.

I'm sorry.

Look.

I'm tired.

I just got out of work.

This is not a joke.

Okay.

Look.

Just hear her out.

Hear her out.

Five minutes.

I mean...

Okay.

Two minutes.

Do you have two minutes?

No.

Hold on.

No.

Wait.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Look.

She needs you for something.

You got a pen right there.

Okay.

Tell her what you need.

Look.

I'm going to kneel like this.

Okay?

Okay.

When I go into a handstand, grab my legs.

Okay.

Are you ready?

You're going to have to carry her.

You ready?

Okay.

You can do it?

Yeah.

Okay.

So I'm going to do a cartwheel.

You're going to grab my legs.

Underneath my legs.

Okay?

Okay.

Are you ready for this?

I don't think I'm ready for this.

Just a handstand.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Here we go.

I don't think he knows what he's in for.

Yeah.

Look.

Look.

You need to ...

Wait.

I wasn't done.

I'm a bit more conservative.

What are you doing?

I'm conservative.

Oh, this guy's ...

Yeah.

Yo, you like girls?

Look.

Do you want to get fucked or what?

I'm done the fuck.

I mean, yeah.

Pull him in.

Pull him in.

Pull him in.

I got your keys.

I'm going to give it here.

You're good.

You're good.

We got you.

Shit.

What the fuck?

Yeah.

You're going to give us ...

Get in.

I'm going to lock his car.

Oh.

Samaritan.

Oh.

Be the good Samaritan.

He's got them old school.

Bro.

Your car is broken.

It's okay.

We'll buy you a new one.

Just fine.

Just ...

So listen.

Listen.

Hi.

Listen.

Listen.

Can I sit on your lap?

Yeah.

Okay.

You listen to Jacob.

Yeah.

Look.

She's super fucking horny, bro.

All right?

Do you like girls?

Yes.

Yes.

All right.

So ...

Harder.

She's a strong line.

She wants to be fucked in her new outfit.

She just got this outfit today.

She wants to be fucked in it.

Oh, my God.

So, what do you say?

I can resist.

I can fuck her?

I can't resist.

Can you fuck her?

I can.

Oh, shit.

I mean, how's your head game looking?

Oh!

How's your head game?

How's your cock game?

Oh.

Want to find out?

You taking it out?

We taking it out?

Take it out.

No, I don't mean it.

Take it.

This guy's pretty confident.

I kind of like him.

Take it out.

Yeah.

Pull it all down.

I think we're going to fuck right now.

Open that shirt up, open that shirt up. Come on, man. I want you to relax.

It's getting hard and I'm not even doing anything with it.

Imagine when you do.

Oh my gosh, imagine when it's fully ironed.

Can I make it?

Yeah, go ahead.

Check this out.

Might be a good day for you, Kelsey.

I think I almost worked overtime.

Wow.

Nah, you left work at the perfect time, buddy.

Oh, I'll say. Fuck my boss, right?

I just want your dick nice and hard.

Look how big his cock is. It's not even fully hard yet.

I'm barely even doing anything.

Man, we picked up a good one.

Are there any rules to this? Am I allowed to not do certain things or just sit back and relax?

Yeah, sit back and relax, buddy.

You know what? I wonder if you could...

You know what? Suck his dick a little bit, but I wonder if you could eat your pussy and your famous...

My split?

Yeah, your split.

You're not scared of licking some pussy, are you?

I'll lick the pain right off of him.

Good man.

That is a good answer. Look at this fucking rock hard cock that he has for me right now.

Let's just talk about the fact that...

Winner!

Yeah, this guy right here.

So how's that head game?

Oh, great, great.

I mean, I can't judge. You have to keep going a little longer.

She knows a little something, huh?

She's been around the block once or twice.

Or five times.

She keeps coming back.

Let's have her return the favor.

Yo, driver, pull over real quick. I wanna...

Yeah, just pull over. I wanna see her do the splits.

I wanna see him lick some pussy from the splits.

Let's do it.

Of course.

However you want it.

She's gonna do the splits. There you go. Spread those legs. Can you touch each window?

Kelsey, yeah, there you go.

Oh, look at that.

God, he eats pussy so good.

Take your shoes off, buddy. Enjoy yourself. Take your shoes off.

Take that shoe off. Take that shoe off. Take that shoe off.

Oh, fuck yeah.

There you go. Enjoy yourself.

So good.

What do you think about that?

Yes, yes, yes.

There you go. Twerking on his face. Twerking on his face. Twerking on his face.

Oh, yeah.

You like that pussy, huh?

Yeah, I'm telling you what it feels like.

A lot of ass for you?

Twerking on my face, huh?

Not more than I can handle, I'll tell you that much.

You like that big fat ass.

I know, that big fat ass.

Thank you, baby.

Oh, yeah.

So fucking good.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, right there.

Let's do this. Let's give him some pussy.

Pussy?

Yeah, let's give him some pussy.

Mm, yeah.

Let's give the guy some pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Bad ass.

Oh, just like that.

So hard.

Them shorts coming off quick.

Shorts off.

Fucking the shorts right off you.

Fucking the shorts right off you.

Come back here.

Hold it up to the side. Let me see.

You get rough, don't you, huh?

Slow it down.

Slow it down, buddy. Let me see that.

Yeah, let him see.

Fuck me good.

I'm not sure what's moving more, the puss or me.

Oh, fuck, there goes my outfit.

It's fucking the bust right off you.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right there.

Right there.

You want to make my pretty little pussy come, don't you?

Yeah, let me see it. Slow down. Let me see it.

Put your hand up here. Put your hand up here so I can see it.

Yeah.

Yeah, we like to watch we get fucked.

Oh, that feels so good.

They ain't gonna make my pussy come.

Don't you fucking stop.

Don't you stop.

You sexy fucking beast.

Yeah, you like to fuck, don't you?

Oh, my God. Look, he's going back in.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, don't you love it when the fucking bust rocks you right into my fucking pussy?

Don't grab the cord.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Pull over, driver. Let him get some good quality ass.

Let him get some quality ass.

Stop the fucking bust.

Yeah, let him get some quality shit, right?

There you go.

Yeah.

Makes me want to take control again.

Yeah, you want to take control?

Do it, baby.

Fuck me.

Yeah, you're a fucking animal.

Don't you fucking like that.

Don't you fucking stop.

Right there.

Fucking animal.

Fucking machine, aren't you?

Let's see if he can handle the slit.

Show me.

Hang it off there.

See if he can get in there.

Lay down. Put your legs underneath the couch.

Yeah, lay down on your back.

Put your legs under there.

Yeah, put your legs under there. There you go.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Don't you fucking stop.

Don't you fucking stop.

You're fucking a smurf.

It's not nice.

Your whole lower half is a fucking smurf.

Your whole lower half is a fucking smurf.

Oh, look at that.

You're going to make a boy go crazy over here.

I'm going to suck your fucking dick.

What the fuck?

No.

Ride his fucking dick again.

You ready for it? Yeah.

Come on.

She's sucking that smurf dick.

My favorite color.

Wrap it up.

I want to see her ride it one more time.

The bus is going for a deep cleaning after this.

We had a fucking smurf orgy in here.

We had a fucking smurf orgy in here.

Come to the edge. Come to the edge.

Come to the edge out a little bit. There you go.

So she can lean forward. Good.

There you go.

Think you can come for me?

You love him, huh? Yeah.

Is it blue?

Is it blue?

No, it's not. Oh, yay.

Dribbled out of there.

Look over your dick. She got it, bro.

She's got it. Awesome, huh?

Can we do it again?

You want another one? Yeah, let's go find someone else.

Yeah, this guy did great though, huh? Yeah, he's good, bud.

Let's get him out. Welcome to the fucking bang bus.

Bye.

On to the next one.

Just spit him out? Yeah, but at least I didn't spin your face.

It won't go down the same way twice.

It won't go down the same way twice.

All right.

Oh, shit.

Yo, how does that look? Wiped off.

No more shorts.

Looks great. Nice and clean now, huh?

We wiped it clean. I don't know.

It feels blue still. It's not blue anymore.

No? So we gonna find someone else?

Yeah, let's do it. You still hungry for some dick?

Oh my god, yes, please.

Give me that cock. Are you looking for dick?

Look out the window. Look for some dick.

Look! A dick!

Turn around. Let's go. Let's go find somebody.

Oh my god, look at this.

Am I still blue? Is there blue in there?

What's it look like?

Like a vagina.

There is actually blue inside.

Wanna lick it out?

Driver? Ooh, can we find a guy to lick it out?

Ooh, can we find a guy to lick it out?

Oh, that's my next mission.

Sloppy seconds.

Should I wipe it with a baby wipe just to be nice?

Should I wipe it with a baby wipe just to be nice?

Nah. Yeah, you're right.

We'll do it. Take a picture.

Come on bus driver.

I gotta tie my shoes.

You don't need shoes.

Yes I do.

You should be looking out the window.

You should be looking out the window trying to find somebody, alright?

You should be looking out the window trying to find somebody, alright?

Come on, bend over. I wanna see that ass anyways.

Bend over.

You let the driver know.

Point the driver in the direction.

Point the driver in the direction.

Stop the vehicle.

Right here already?

You better go talk to him. Back up. Back up.

Stick the ass out.

Hey, what are you doing right now?

Waiting on a ride for where?

To poontown.

Well, I can give you a ride. To poontown.

Come here. What are you doing right now?

Look at the titties.

I'll give you a free ride.

Look at the titties.

Does he not see titties?

I don't know what's wrong with this.

I wanna fuck. You wanna fuck?

It's a free fuck.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

There she goes.

What the fuck?

She just smashed him up.

That's how we do it.

Hey. Well, can you get to know him?

Hi.

Hey, you know you're good.

Hey, hold on. We wanna congratulate him

for knowing good porn.

For watching good porn.

Hold on a minute.

I'm a big fan.

Are you a member or do you steal this shit?

Or do you watch it free?

I plead the fifth. You're gonna get kicked out.

If you say you watch it for free.

I'm a member. You're a member.

Yeah.

He better be a fucking member.

He's gonna go watch this one and say, hey, that's me.

Or you better go become a member.

Oh my god.

She's grabbing dick already.

So listen, if you're a member, you already know how this goes then.

You know who this is?

I do know who this is.

Oh shit.

Okay, hold on. Let's see if he's right.

And don't say Luna Star.

Oh!

Tell on him.

Yeah!

Now that he knows me, can I get to know him?

So look,

does she have your permission to

put your fucking penis in her mouth?

I mean, how can I say no?

Spank it.

Ooh.

So we have some blue in my vagina

and we're hoping that maybe you could

lick it out.

He has blue in the vagina.

Oh!

He's so for it.

He's sucking the smurf juice out.

Ooh, so good.

He just dives right in there.

Oh my god.

She gets her wish.

Kelsey always gets her way.

I mean, I didn't even have to ask twice.

Fuck.

Is it raining?

Man, we picked you up at a good time.

Lookit, you're about to get stuck in the rain.

You're welcome.

Way better ride.

Oh my gosh.

Look at this fucking beard.

Oh my gosh.

It's so fucking sexy.

Yeah, it's nice and big.

Do we have a big package in here?

I don't know, let's bring it out.

Yeah, can I?

Let's do it!

Wait, let me ask permission.

Do you mind?

He said no.

Do you mind if she pulls out your wanker?

Dang, dang, dang it.

Fuck.

There we go.

Ooh.

It's kind of already hard.

Let's see what we've got here.

Oh, pretty.

Do you know how big it gets when it's fully hard?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah? How big?

You're gonna find out.

Ooh.

Is that a threat or a promise?

Both.

You're undressed. Do you want to take your shoes off?

No, what do you want?

He's probably not getting those pants back.

I mean, if you watch the bang bus.

Making dick hard.

Feeling it grow in my mouth.

Do you know?

Mm-hmm.

This guy's jumping in.

Let him get some quality pussy.

Yeah, a little quality pussy.

Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.

Oh, no.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

You didn't see the signs?

Yeah, just kind of.

Yo, those kids.

It never happens.

Look at that. That's some sticky shit.

Those kids want to be born.

They're holding off a dear life.

Look at them. They're like, no, please.

Please give us life.

Please give us life.

Oh, man, he came in your hand.

Oh, man.

Look, I have the condom ready.

Oh, shit, man.

It's not supposed to happen.

Pull over.

Pull over.

It's okay. We have fun, all right?

This guy.

This guy came.

That's his shoe.

Hold on. Grab his stuff.

Grab his stuff.

Grab his stuff.

There he goes to shit.

Go.

Come on, man.

Get out of the bus.

At least give me a ride to my Uber.

You got to get out of my...

Don't make us call the police.

Get the fuck out.

Bye.

Bye.

I mean, I'm kind of good.

You're good?

Yeah, I mean, I got...

I mean, you did get fucked.

I got fucked really good.

You did get fucked pretty good, right?

Oh, man, poor guy.

He took his shirt.

Ah, fuck his shirt.

Barbie.

So you're good. We don't need to go find anyone?

There's some food.

There, you want to...

Definitely, look.

It looks like some vacant space over there.

Gosh, I signed over there last time.

Oh, man.

Another idol of mine, this Luna star.

Last time I signed next to Jada.

This time I'm signing next to Luna.

There you go.

I love

you, girl.

Number three.

Number three.

Stop.