Hi, Dixie.

Hi.

Hey, come on in.

I'm a little bit nervous.

What really made you want to do this?

I have an extremely high sex drive.

Oh, my God.

With the next two applicants, please come in.

Hello.

Hey, how you doing, sir?

Very good.

Thanks for asking.

You're welcome.

And you are?

Ariana Marie.

And you?

I am Sonny Nash.

Pleasure to meet the two of you.

Nice to meet you.

Welcome to Innocent High.

Thank you.

It's a pleasure being here.

Yeah, it's your first time here?

Yes.

Well, I hope your little jaunts around the campus show that we take great pride in how

we do things.

We take what we do here very seriously.

I just want to stress that.

This admissions interview, I just want you to know, just to get to this very spot makes

you two very exceptional.

I mean, looking over your paperwork here, you both have just spot on.

Appreciate that.

You happy?

Yes.

You look it.

Why don't you tell me why you want to be here as a student at Innocent High?

Well, I heard you guys have a very good academic program, and I'm a really big fan of doing

cheerleading, so, and I heard the cheerleading team's really good.

They're doing, I mean, first in state every year?

Yeah, so I would like to do that.

I can see why.

And you, Sonny, why do you want to be a student here at Innocent High?

I had my brother actually here last year.

He graduated from here, and I just heard absolutely nothing but great things about your guys'

campus.

You know, I heard you guys have a great sports team.

You guys give out great scholarships and all, and, I mean, I look forward to, you know,

being a part of this.

Why not?

Exactly.

Why not?

And, you know, I hear those two answers every time someone sits in those two seats, and

they're exceptional answers, and nothing changed from the last time someone said it to the

time you guys said it.

They're complete bullshit.

You guys are teenagers.

You're teenagers.

No one comes into an interview as a teenager and says, I care about my academic career.

I want to be a cheerleader.

You have a fantastic campus.

We both know you don't give two shits about what our campus looks like, nor do you care

about your academic career.

So let's just cut the shite, shall we?

Sonny, why do you really want to go to Innocent High?

The girls are fucking fine, sir.

Right.

And, I mean...

Just right.

Look at that.

I rest my case.

Exactly.

I mean, if we're speaking plainly here, I mean, this is just walking around constantly.

I mean, and you're a man.

I'm a man, sir.

And from what I see...

Well, I mean, let's not get carried away.

Man.

Boy.

Well, thank you.

Okay.

I mean, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I'm still interviewing you.

Let's not forget this.

And you, why do you really want to come here?

Just be frank.

Be honest.

You really want to know why?

Exactly.

I asked, didn't I?

All right.

Because I heard the teachers are very helpful.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

You'd like maybe some after-school studies, I'd say.

Okay, then.

Message received loud and clear.

Now, see, I like that.

I like honesty.

And I like where this is going.

But, again, when I've asked other students to be honest, they were just as honest as you were.

And how are we really going to distinguish ourselves?

What's going to make me accept your admittance as opposed to someone else that sat in your seats five minutes earlier?

Any ideas?

I mean...

Yeah, I didn't think so.

So, what we're going to do is, as you see, we have a camera set up.

Right here.

It's been recording every word you guys said, so I can later, you know, take it back to the privacy of my home, give it a review,

and think long and hard about who I'm going to let into this school.

So, what I'm going to do is I'm going to step outside that door, let you two talk amongst yourselves,

and whatever you guys come up with, I'll watch it later on the tape.

Okay.

And, uh...

Okay.

Take that into consideration.

Does that sound like a plan to the rest of you?

I think I got the picture pretty much.

For some reason, I thought you got where we're going, right?

Yeah, I think so.

I don't know if you do.

Um, but, uh, I'm going to step out.

I encourage you guys to get, um, creative.

Surprise me.

Impress me.

We will do so.

We'll do so.

So, what did you say your name was again?

Ariana.

Ariana.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

Sunny.

Oh, you're so sweet.

Mm-hmm.

So, let's fuck.

What?

You heard me.

Let's fuck.

Mm, why would we fuck here?

You didn't just hear what the guy said?

He wants us to fuck, obviously.

No, he doesn't.

Yes, he does.

You're fucking joking.

Trust me on this.

Why do you think the camera's there in the first place?

Well, I don't know.

Maybe it's just, like...

Trust me on this.

He wants us to get it on.

To get it in?

To get it on.

Oh.

Oh, to get it on?

Mm-hmm.

Are you sure?

I mean...

I'm positive.

You probably want it just as bad.

No, I don't think he wants us to have sex.

Well, even if he doesn't, don't you?

No.

Tell me.

I guess so, but the camera's on, so he's gonna see everything.

That's the point.

Is that what you want, baby?

I think so, yeah.

You think so?

Well, you're about to be sure.

So, what's on your mind?

Tell me.

Um, right now?

Mm-hmm.

Your penis?

The taste.

Okay.

Yeah.

Um.

Mm-hmm.