Bang bro Gotta love this fucking, Florida Beach Florida Beach, man we gotta come here and actually just enjoy a little bit of Florida Beach and stop like Why do we always just come here just to like hunt down girls? So we like...
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Bang bro
Gotta love this fucking, Florida Beach
Florida Beach, man we gotta come here and actually just enjoy a little bit of Florida Beach and stop like
Why do we always just come here just to like hunt down girls?
So we like
Who the fuck is this guy?
Bro what the fuck?
Whose dick did you suck to get out here in Miami?
Yeah, to get out here to Miami on the band bus
My no, don't say that no no no no take that back
Take that back. I swear
What's up, Axel? Oh, it's chillin ready to see what this Miami pussy's about. This is like man, man
This is your first time Miami. Are you having fun ever my whole life?
And look at you look at you just got into town and we got you on the bank bus
So listen
We're doing a special version of bang bus today where we're doing 90 plus so we're looking for ladies that are 90 years old plus
You sick bastard, I would feel like you're gonna break her I'd feel nervous and shit
Fucking break her hip or something. Oh
Man, oh that guy was scuba diving. Oh shit. Why is this so crowded on a fucking?
Tuesday that's that's
Florida for you, man, just turn around let's go. Let's go somewhere else. This is not really
We're about to hit the end of the beach. Anyways
Let's go down a little bit more south a little bit more south
Let's show him like how we really get down in the south south
This will fucking look
California goes up in flames and this food ditches Cali and food leaves
Fuck man
Fucking bailed on Cali, huh? They go up in flames and you bail on them. Yeah, it's unfortunate what's happened down there?
You think it's all a conspiracy to rebuild?
Well, I saw some other shit they're burning cars in downtown like
Don't bring Brandon don't be bringing none of that fire shit here in Miami, bro. We have too much for being here
fuck you stupid
fucking rain I
Hope you brought your people here. I'm gonna book you guys here. This is gonna be a fun night. I'm gonna be here in a second. You'll see us tomorrow. Okay? I'll see you in two weeks. Hope you guys had a good time. If you take care of yourselves, guys, we'll see you in two weeks. We'll see you soon. Bye!
I hope you brought your penis with you.
Oh, I got it.
Well, no, no, no.
Don't get bricked up right now with three guys in the car.
Bro, don't be fucking...
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Take your hard-on and leave it outside until a girl comes, bro.
Don't be like...
I don't need your hard-on inside the car, bro.
Inside of the van right now.
Just keep going and we'll just see something.
Bro, you didn't fucking see that girl right there?
What the fuck you doing, bro?
See that chick?
What do you think?
She's got tits.
She's got tits?
Oh, my God.
What are you doing?
Oh, shit.
That didn't work.
Hi.
How you doing?
You go to the beach today?
What?
Am I bothering you?
I'm sorry.
I mean, no.
I just...
Why are you following me?
It's kind of weird.
Well, I'm...
I'm...
Yeah, I don't really know what to say.
I'm following those.
Sorry.
Okay.
That's not funny?
That's not funny?
It's hilarious.
I'm fine.
No, but what's your name?
Look, I shoot for...
We have a tube channel and it's like a comedy tube channel and we just tell jokes, but we
ran out of jokes.
You tell jokes?
Yeah, we tell jokes, but we ran out of jokes.
You still have a channel?
Well, we're trying to...
You know any jokes we can tell on our channel?
Tell us your best joke.
It's not really that funny.
I'm sorry.
No.
Two guys walk in a, like, dental shop and...
No, nothing?
No, sorry.
No?
What's your name?
Why is that such a secret?
Because I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
We're not strangers.
You don't know me.
I don't know you.
Well, I just told you.
We shoot for a tube channel.
We're famous.
I don't know what it is and I don't think that many people know what it is either.
We're still strangers.
It's called Jokes on Us.
Okay.
But we don't got no jokes.
I'm just kidding.
Look, we just...
We go around, like, just kind of, like, getting to know people.
Can we talk to you?
I mean, I'm kind of busy.
Do you have a boyfriend?
I don't know what that has to do with our conversation or our tube channel, but...
Yeah.
Thought we'd ask.
Yeah.
I mean, I have a boyfriend.
You do?
Yeah.
Oh.
So, I mean, are you going to stop bothering me now?
No.
Your boyfriend lets you go out like that?
He doesn't tell me what to do.
Oh.
Well, I didn't say he tells you what to do, but, like...
So, I wear what I want.
So, let's talk about...
Are you...
Look, I got $100, like, for your time.
Okay.
I have $100 in my bank.
Wow, that's very nice.
I'm just...
I'm trying to offer $100 for your time.
I didn't say you don't have $100.
All right, I got $200.
For five minutes of your time.
Come on.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Fine.
Here.
Why is it so, like, weird?
It's very public.
Well, I'm trying to...
I'm paying you for your time.
I'm doing an interview.
I don't like it.
I think I'm hooked.
Just because I handed you money?
Yeah, well, what is this?
No, I mean, that...
What, dressed like that?
I mean, you asked, so...
I mean, look.
If you showed us, like, something, like...
Like, in nude, or you, like...
Then you'd be...
Not happening.
So, what did you want to know?
I just...
Okay, I want to get to know you.
What are you doing?
What are you...
Where are you going right now?
Are you from around here?
No, I actually...
I just moved here from South Carolina.
Oh!
Nice.
You're escaping the cold?
Yeah, I mean, I'm trying to, but...
Yeah, I was going to go to the beach, but then I thought I might go shopping instead.
I don't really know.
I'm just kind of figuring out the landscape.
So, did you come here with your boyfriend?
He's back home.
You left him?
I mean, I didn't leave him.
I just had to move.
I don't think it sounds like that.
Is he moving here with you?
Oh, my God.
Do you even like him?
I...
Stop.
What the fuck?
Okay, stop.
No.
No, I'm...
Yes.
Are you trying to leave him?
Am I blowing it right now?
Oh, my God.
Am I blowing it right now?
Are you trying to leave him?
He's not going to see this video.
No one's going to see this video.
Wow.
I mean, we have a couple subscribers.
I mean, I'm not funny, though.
So, this...
No.
It is funny.
I'm not trying to leave him.
I just...
I had to move because this just dropped down here that I really wanted.
Oh.
It was a big fight, so it's another story, though.
I'm not talking about it.
Oh.
Yeah.
Nice.
So, you're running away?
I'm running away from him.
Oh, my God.
Awesome.
I think that was five minutes of my time.
How did he feel about your breasts?
What?
Did he, like, love them?
Did he hate them?
He still loves them, okay?
He loves them?
Oh, my God.
They're probably hard not to love, huh?
I mean...
Yeah.
I don't know.
You like showing them off.
I mean, this thing is...
It's hot down here.
It is.
It is.
It is very hot out here.
I just thought everyone dressed like this.
It's so hot.
Am I supposed to wear a sweater?
Let me ask you.
How...
Do you know about our nude beaches?
Your nude beaches?
Yeah.
You know about our nude beaches?
New?
Nude.
Nude?
Yeah.
We have nude beaches here.
You don't know about our nude beaches?
No.
Why would I know about your nude beaches?
I don't know.
For, like, proper tans?
Um...
Like a proper tan?
Do I look like I need a proper tan?
I was born with a proper tan.
Come on now, really.
You've got to do better than that.
Yeah.
True.
Oh, my God.
You're so bad.
What...
What...
What nationality are you?
I am black and white.
You're black and white?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, you're not Spanish?
I know.
No, sorry.
At all?
No.
You look more Spanish than anything.
I know.
You don't look black.
You don't look white.
I know.
You definitely look Spanish.
I ask confusing.
When you're racially ambiguous, everyone thinks you're something.
I don't...
I don't mind.
But now you know the truth.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Is that it?
How big are your tits?
Is that, like, rude?
Is that a rude question?
That's...
We're not going down that car.
Come on.
Here.
I'll give you a hundred bucks if you tell us.
God, you're really annoying.
You know what?
You're still waving that around.
I was going to see you.
Okay.
Okay.
They're 36F.
36F?
Stop!
Holy shit!
Hush!
Oh, sorry.
I won't tell no one else.
Everyone already knows now.
36F?
Holy shit.
Those things are fucking gigantic.
I guess.
Those are huge.
I mean, yeah, they are.
They're kind of a lot, dude, because I'm not that big.
So, they're kind of, like, half of my body.
How tall are you?
5'2".
5'2".
Short.
46F?
The hell did you say?
36F.
36F?
46F.
What the hell?
36.
36.
I'm tiny.
Holy shit.
46.
Okay.
Now we have problems.
All right.
Well, that's great.
So, what job did you...
Are you coming here to do?
So, I kind of wanted to get into, like, influencing.
And I'm from a small town, so I thought, you know...
Oh, you're trying to make it big on the old social media?
Yeah, and I didn't want to go to the White House, so...
I got the perfect way to do it.
No, no, no.
I got the perfect way to do it.
No.
You will for sure go viral.
I'm not going on your comedy thing.
I'm not a bohemian.
No, no.
No, you'll go viral for sure.
Is it a dance?
I can't dance.
You can't dance?
No.
Okay.
No, you don't even have to dance.
You don't even have to do much.
But it's a for sure you'll go viral.
You want to know how?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How?
Just show us your tits.
Okay.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
No.
No.
No.
Look.
Don't walk away.
Leave me alone.
Listen.
I will, but you don't think you'll go viral if you do that?
I mean...
That's the perfect way.
Listen.
All the smart influencers do it.
Yeah.
I don't want to be like everybody else.
They show their titties.
Yeah.
Everyone's on the internet naked.
And then for sure you go viral.
No.
I don't want to do that.
I just want to like represent brands and just take regular pictures of myself.
I'm not like that.
But the only way you're going to get followers is if you show some titties.
Oh.
Okay.
I mean I think there's other ways.
Do you show your titties for your followers?
Yeah.
But you don't want to see them.
That's why you don't have a channel.
I lose followers when I show my titties.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
You're really persistent, aren't you?
No.
Look.
All right.
I'll leave you alone.
Look.
I'm not really trying to bother you.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I'm not really trying to bother you.
Thanks for talking to us.
It was fun meeting you, Megan.
It was fun meeting you, Miss 46.
36.
Oh my God.
36 Triple F.
Triple F.
It was so much nice meeting you and nice meeting them.
But anyways, I'll leave you alone.
But look.
Before you go, are you sure?
Are you sure there's no way I could persuade you to show some titties?
Like.
Wow.
You thought about it.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Wow.
You thought about it.
No, no.
I'm just.
You really want to be an influencer?
I'm trying to.
All right.
How about this?
Look.
You're going to need money doing what you're doing, right?
You're going to need some kind of investment somehow.
So, how about this.
I'll give you $300 to show titties.
Wow.
Why are you laughing at me like that?
That's so cute.
But no.
But that's nice.
That wasn't very nice.
No.
No.
That's not being mean.
That's insulting to me, you would only want to pay me $300.
As much as you've been going on and on about my tits.
As much as you've been going on and on about my tits, you think they're only worth $300?
So hold on a minute.
I like what you said.
So you have a price.
I don't.
You just implied you have a price.
You said you only want to pay me $300.
So now we know you have a price.
We just have to negotiate.
All right, Miss Little Negotiator.
I'm at $300.
I just get what I want, okay?
All right, you get what you want.
Look, if you're too hot in the sun, you can back up in the shade if you want.
I mean, I'm fine.
All right, $500.
I'm getting there, though.
I'm taking longer.
You're playing on my knees right now.
This is not fair.
$500?
$500?
No.
I mean, I could walk away.
I could drive away, and then you'd just be without $500.
Man, think about all the things you could do with $500.
You've probably got moving costs right now.
You're probably in the hole with some credit cards because you had to pay for the truck and the travel.
Am I right about any of this?
I don't need you putting my business out there.
Yeah, it's true.
Okay, yeah.
So we could pay off some.
All right, all right.
$750.
Help you pay off one of those damn bills.
All you got to do is show us your titties.
You really are going to give me $750 just to show my tits.
That simple.
I got it right here.
That's all of it.
Stop looking at it like people are looking at us like you're not.
I don't do this.
You don't know what we're talking about.
I don't do this.
She's going to show us titties for money.
Stop.
Stop.
Oh, well, you took it.
So unless you're a thief, you're agreeing to it.
Okay, okay.
I keep my word.
Fine.
But really quick and then I'm out of here because I got to go.
Wow.
I got to go shop with the new money I just got.
You're not shopping.
You're supposed to pay off some fucking bills.
Don't worry about how I spend the money.
Oh, my God.
Just like a girl, huh?
Okay, I guess.
Listen.
I'm going to pay it right here.
I know.
I don't expect you to do it out there.
If you want, make yourself useful, Axel.
Open up the door.
If you want, you can come in here and do it.
How many people do you have in here?
Oh.
It's just Axel, our local surfer.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
Our local surfer nerd.
I'm just chilling back here.
This is a blanket?
Yeah, well, this is like our office away from the office, so.
Live in high class, I see.
Oh, look.
She's going to get in.
All right, cool.
Get in.
Okay.
He needs your help with something.
So.
Pull it up.
Wow.
Well, you look great back here.
I didn't know there was going to be a thing.
Oh, your panties.
Your panties are red.
Stop.
Panties are red.
Stop.
Just letting you know.
Well, you could cross your legs like a lady.
Okay.
There you go.
Listen, you probably already noticed.
See, if we don't drive, see the flux capacitor on the engine won't, like, cool the air down.
So, do you mind if we just drive up and down the block?
It's just so the AC can cool down.
I mean, where are you going?
Sure.
Okay.
Yeah, it's just so the AC can cool down, you know?
Just so we can cool the AC down.
I'm only going to be gone for, like, five seconds.
So, you don't have to worry.
Yeah, yeah.
As soon as you're done, we'll let you off and you can go about your day, okay?
But thank you for getting on the bus with us.
The bus?
Well, we call it the bus.
Yeah, this is, like, our bus.
Our, we, like, band doesn't sound as good as the bus, you know?
Yeah.
Sounds a little creepy.
I don't think I even want to know about what's going on.
Oh, it's a bunch of people that showed us their tits.
Oh, so I'm just another name on the top of the shit band?
I'm just kidding.
No, they actually did a lot more than that.
But...
Oh, okay.
That's for another conversation.
That's another conversation.
So, are you going to show us your tits or what?
Or are you just going to take our money?
Are you going to ask nicely?
Oh.
Well, you did take the money already, so...
Please show us our tits.
Come on, bro.
You want to see your tits or not?
I said don't.
Don't look?
What?
Don't beg.
Oh, don't beg.
Don't look either.
Don't look?
Come on.
We ain't paying all this money.
You didn't pay anything.
Hey, I'm part.
I'm associated.
I'm part.
I'm part of your LLC, okay?
All right, all right, all right.
Just really quick, though.
Well, just leave them out.
I mean, we did pay $750.
Let us enjoy them for a second.
Let them hang out, girl.
Let those thangs hang.
Oh, my God.
You already said yes.
Okay, okay, okay.
Don't pressure me.
I'm not...
I don't do this.
No pressure.
I don't...
You need help, I can help you.
No, leave her alone.
You're in your corner.
A lot to take out, huh?
Holy moly.
36.
Not 46.
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah, keep doing that.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
She's getting comfortable.
I mean...
Wow.
Touch the ceiling.
Touch the ceiling.
I think you like doing this.
I don't.
She's like throwing a rock, of course.
I'm just trying to give you a good little show, okay?
Steady, you guys.
See?
Oh, my God.
Is it wrong to point out one's bigger than the other?
Is it?
Yeah, that one.
Wait, what?
That one's bigger than that one.
I think you're right.
I've never noticed that.
I can't really...
I can't see them.
Yeah.
They're so big.
Yeah.
Wow.
You're really...
They're huge.
They are.
They're overwhelmingly huge.
Smash them together.
Put them together.
Are you happy now?
There is.
Oh, God.
Guys are obsessed with tits.
I don't understand that.
Don't act like you don't like...
I don't understand the hype.
They're just...
You don't understand the hype?
No.
All right, you can let them hang.
So then it won't be surprising
if...
if I ask if he...
if he gets...
if he gets...
if he can get one little fill.
See, the thing was,
his birthday came
and, like, went,
and I didn't get him nothing.
I didn't get him nothing
for his birthday, so...
That's...
That's so...
Can you get a birthday grab?
Please.
It was my birthday.
I'll throw an extra hundred.
Stop tempting with money.
Okay, 200.
I'm playing with my feelings right now.
200.
She likes money.
I just like paying my bills.
Like your tits, girl?
Are you sure you're not lying?
I'm sure.
Why would I lie about that?
I don't know.
Okay, but...
He can grab them?
Okay.
Just...
Oh, my God!
Okay, okay, okay.
You said okay.
Holy shit.
She said okay.
Yeah, this guy's...
Oh, my God.
This guy's hungry.
This guy's thirsty.
All right, I think you've
exceeded your time limit.
Yeah, hug him nice.
Hug him nice.
Like, touch him nice.
Be nice.
Be good, Axel.
Be good.
Be nice.
Be nice and gentle.
He's like your little pet.
He's so feral.
You gotta keep him on a chain.
Just let me out.
By the way, by the way,
I'd like to point out
you are a really shitty girlfriend,
right now.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Did your boyfriend
like grab you in the tits?
I didn't forget.
What?
Actually, you did say
you were running from him, so...
No, I didn't.
What'd you say about my boyfriend?
You like someone
other guy's grab your tits?
No, he doesn't.
He doesn't know right now.
Yeah, because he's
never gonna know, ever.
Hopefully, he doesn't
watch our tubes.
That's all I gotta say.
Why, is he one of the
five subscribers that we have?
I hope not.
Especially if you show your tits.
Do you know his tube channel
names?
Oh, my God.
Dadboob69.
Oh, man.
Listen, I got, I got,
I wanna offer you
something else.
Another thousand.
We can let you off here.
We can pull over,
let you off,
or you take another thousand,
but I wanna, I wanna purchase
those underwear
that you're wearing.
Is that, that's actually
like a thing?
I keep hearing my friends
talk about selling underwear,
but like, no one's actually
buying underwear.
That's insane.
We are, right now.
You're weird.
You're as fuck.
We will.
No, you're not.
For a thousand, wait.
So, you're gonna be
a thousand dollars
for my underwear
but only $750 for my tits?
Well, you can't bring
Yeah, listen.
I didn't say, listen, listen.
I didn't say I was good
with money.
I mean, I'm not either.
Here we are.
I'm not good with, with money.
We, we tend to do, yeah.
Okay, stop joking, seriously.
You're not gonna give me
that much money for my underwear.
No, I'll give you
a thousand dollars
for your underwear
if you're willing to
give us your underwear.
Here, come down here.
Come down here.
Sit down here with me.
Sit down.
Sit down here with me.
Yeah, sit down here.
There you go.
So, yes, I would be
100% willing to buy
your underwear
for a thousand bucks.
Like, seriously, seriously.
Yeah, I mean,
I should have offered
$500 but, like, whatever.
I already threw
a number out, so.
So, I'm not gonna
go back on it.
What do you find
I'm doing with that?
Well, that's kind of
our business, not yours.
My bad.
I mean, nothing bad.
You don't want to scare
off the customer.
Listen, listen.
Okay, you're right, you're right.
We're not gonna do
anything bad.
We're not gonna do
anything bad.
Nothing illegal.
Our bad.
We just, we just
collected, what'd you say?
We just collect underwear.
That's it.
We'll probably make
a T out of it.
This outfit's in that
cooler right there.
Just kidding.
Thousand bucks.
What do you say?
Show me the money
and we'll make a deal.
Show you the money.
Oh, show me the money.
Show me the money.
That better be all of it.
These are one of my
favorite pairs.
Oh, yeah.
Well, they didn't cost
nearly a thousand bucks.
So, it doesn't matter.
Oh, she's gonna do it.
She is.
So, do you want me to,
wait, do you want me
to take them off, like,
right here?
Yeah, just take them off.
Well, yeah, I mean.
I was just gonna, like,
toss them, like,
through the window
when you dropped me off.
No.
With us, right now.
Don't look.
Come on.
I already grabbed your tits.
Why can't I look?
Don't see me.
No, no one can see anything.
Are you sure?
Yeah, we're positive.
Oh, my gosh.
She just pulled it up.
They're red, too.
They're glittery.
That's why I said
they're my favorite pair.
Yeah, but you just
get the chemo underwear.
You didn't say anything
about the other ones.
I wasn't a part of the deal.
I'll give you an extra 500.
I'm sorry to forgive you
for not giving me that present.
Oh, my God.
500 bucks?
Sit up there and just.
And do what?
Well, sit up there
and not like a lady.
I mean, at this point,
we're just going full perv.
I know.
We're just going full perv.
We're just going full perv.
I mean, you like
making the money, right?
You want to pay these bills?
Stop.
She's all shaved, too.
Yeah, she is.
It's almost like
you were ready
to show someone your.
I'm shy.
I really am.
Your boyfriend
ain't even in town,
so why are you so ready?
I wish I was talking
about my boyfriend.
He's not going to find out.
I'm just doing this
because I want to
start my career.
He'll understand
if he ever found out.
Wowzers.
You got a good leg?
It is really pretty.
It didn't look any different
from five seconds ago.
Oh, you think so?
Yeah, it's definitely pretty.
Thanks.
It smelled really good, too.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
See, I knew you guys
were going to be weird.
No, I'm not.
What makes us
weird?
What would make us weird?
Um, smelling my underwear
in the front of me.
That's fucking weird.
Okay.
Yeah.
No.
Let me out.
Pull up, sir.
Please.
No.
I mean, that might be
a little weird.
She took her underwear off.
I can't take my pants off.
No.
Is that weird?
Is that weird?
No.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You know what?
Hold on.
He has a point.
What makes it weird
that he took his pants off
but you're like,
you have your clothes,
your underwear off
and your titties out?
Because y'all want to see it.
No one has to see his dick.
What?
Maybe, maybe he just...
I'm not looking at it.
Maybe he wants your opinion
on what his dick looks like.
Then you tell him.
It's a good looking dick.
Well, no, I'm not.
He doesn't know
what a good dick is.
Yeah, what the fuck?
I'm not looking at your dick.
Just take one glance.
Good boy.
Just one glance
and then he'll put his...
I saw you looking at it
earlier already.
Yeah, okay.
That's nice.
It's nice?
It's nice.
Is it nice?
Yeah, it's big.
Oh, nice.
There, you have it.
So...
I'm not dating this.
This is not real.
Well, we didn't ask you
to do anything.
We're just...
He's just naked.
You're naked.
That's all.
I mean, if you wanted
to touch it,
that's different.
I mean, I'm sure he'll...
I definitely wouldn't
stop you.
I mean, if you want
to touch it...
Do you want to touch it
one time?
And then he'll put it away.
Okay, you know,
we're already this...
this statement.
You want to touch it?
Touch it,
and then we'll put it away.
Yeah, if you want
me to put it away.
Oh, what the fuck?
Hold on a minute.
Whoa.
Wait a minute.
What the fuck was that?
Did you really
just spit up your hand?
Holy shit.
I didn't mean to
be like Sam Hager.
I should tell him.
No, no, no.
Look, go do your thing.
Shit, spit again.
Fuck.
Okay, wait.
No, are you good?
You're the one
that spit on your hand.
I don't know how I ever...
You're the one
that spit on your hand.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, my God.
You keep touching it.
It seemed like
she was ready for more
than just touching it.
Don't be shy now.
Yeah.
It's not wet.
It just doesn't feel right.
No, I agree.
You know.
You know for sure.
I mean...
I don't know for sure.
I'm just...
Just my guess.
I don't know.
You know.
I mean, you know,
if you put it in your mouth,
it'll really get wet.
Yeah, it definitely will.
That's a little far,
don't you think?
I mean, shit.
Let's...
Let's...
Let's talk.
You...
You are already
touching it.
You're not touching it.
It was not...
You had your dick.
My hand just slipped
because he had a bump.
That was not...
I mean, let's be honest.
How long have you been
without your boyfriend now?
Let's be honest.
Like three weeks.
Three weeks.
So...
You know,
if it's been...
If it's been three weeks,
I mean,
you could keep touching it.
Did it feel...
Did it feel good?
It felt real good.
I just don't like
the way he's looking at me.
He's making me nervous.
You're making me worried.
Wait.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let's...
Let's be honest.
or turning you on?
Which one?
Like, let's be honest
with ourselves right now.
Horny.
Horny?
Okay.
So let's...
All right.
So...
Are you going to ask this?
Will you please put your mouth on it?
Pretty, pretty, pretty please.
Oh, my God.
I'll even hold your hair
for you like a real gentleman.
Oh, wow.
You have manners.
Yeah.
It's so, like, tight in here.
You could come down here.
Come down here.
I'm just going to come over here
if you don't mind.
Oh, my God.
I've never, like,
popped a bust before
or...
Or a car or anything.
Well, just act like
we're not here.
It was a first, right?
Okay.
It was a first for everything.
Fuck it.
Whatever.
You're really good at that, huh?
I'm okay.
I mean, I haven't had
any complaints
everywhere.
I'm so sorry.
Bigger messes are here.
I see that.
Okay, fuck it.
This was actually really fun.
Yeah.
I felt so bad,
but it's so fun.
Say sorry to him now.
Sorry.
I mean, this dick
is way bigger.
Sorry.
Fuck it.
You can hold my hair
like a gentleman.
My bad.
I was enjoying myself
for so long.
Start your cock.
Suck that dick up.
Suck that fucking dick up.
Oh, shit.
Force that big dick
down your fucking throat.
Okay.
Pretty fucking face.
Damn, your dick is huge.
You want to wrap
those big tits around it?
You sure you can handle it?
I don't know.
Fuck.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
For real.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
This is so hard to do.
Oh, my God.
Those titties feel so good
wrapped around my fucking dick.
Yeah.
I saw a lot.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
I think he really likes my tits.
Oh, I fucking love these titties.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Those titties
get my nuts fucking flying.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
what's wrong you wanted it i know this is a little too good right oh i'm gonna slow it down for you
oh okay
i want you to like my face like really can you like kill me yeah we definitely can't
let's see yeah you take this real good oh don't get a dick pours it down your throw
car against the door turn around against the door maybe she wants to have her head against the
there you go i'll try to put
it you don't need to breathe you don't need to breathe just take that dick
oh my god
you seem really horny you want some of this dick in your that's a lot of dick
oh i could tell you could take it you could take it down your throat real good
out yeah i'm horny
yeah let's go
that was so pretty oh my god oh you're a nice one for that dick huh oh it's so great
oh my god damn that pussy's hugging me nice and tight oh my god holy oh that's a good
oh it's a real good pussy god damn give me that oh
oh my god
you needed this dick i could tell god damn oh look how fat that butt is some jiggly
old me
my little pussy's good
uh huh
uh huh
ah damn some good pussy
oh shit
oh shit
Oh, my God.
Oh, yes.
Give me that fucking hole.
Oh, no.
Oh.
God, that's so fucking good.
Oh.
Oh.
Anyone ever told you you got a really tight fucking pussy?
Not so tight.
Oh, shit.
Are you good back there?
You got my balls fucking throbbing.
You got me fighting for my life with this fucking pussy.
You feel that shit getting nice and deep in there, don't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
And you like that shit?
Oh, you are such a mess, you little fucking slut.
Oh, my God.
Fuck.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck.
Oh, my God.
It's so fucking bad.
That is so fat, too.
Oh, my God.
Fuck.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
Yes, yes, yes.
Fuck.
That shit is nice and fucking deep.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Tied.
Your fucking hair is tied.
Fuck, your dick is huge.
I can't.
I don't think I can take all of it, honestly.
But I'll try.
You want to try?
Yeah.
Get that dick nice and fucking deep.
Oh, don't be bad.
You can take that shit.
Oh, you can take that shit.
Oh, my God.
Take that shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Take that shit.
No, don't you?
You can do it, I promise.
You can do it.
You can do it?
No!
Holy fuck.
Oh, my God.
You want a little pussy on my dick?
Huh, huh.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Alright, you can ride this dick.
Damn, that pussy's fuckin' good, man.
Give me that fucking pussy.
God damn, you got my nuts fuckin' throbbing for that shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, it's a fucking pussy.
It's a real fucking pussy.
Fuck, oh, my God.
Fuck me.
Oh, my God.
Come on, give me that shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, I didn't mean it.
Fuck.
I just don't fucking know.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
Fuck.
Yes, yes, yes.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Your dick is so fucking deep in me.
Fuck.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
Oh, my God.
Fuck.
Oh, God damn, that pussy feels so tight.
I like that, baby.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, holy fuck.
I'm sorry I have to come for you.
Fuck, fuck me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna try my fucking bed.
Guess I'll see.
Okay, now just let it.
Holy fuck.
Just let it.
Holy fuck.
That's just how I fucking like it.
Fuck.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh.
Damn.
Oh fuck.
That pussy's gonna make me cum so fucking good.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Oh my god.
Hey.
Oh my god.
I'm horny.
Fucking horny.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Should I dick dab it inside of you?
Yes.
Fuck.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I don't even know what that pussy does to me.
You don't know what that pussy does to me?
You don't know what that pussy does to me?
No, I don't.
Oh shit.
You really wasted up on your fucking body.
You really wasted up on your fucking body.
Oh my god.
Oh fuck.
You like that, don't you?
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
I feel so fucking good.
Wow, your pussy feels so good, baby.
You still want to let you get that fucking dick for your tight little pussy?
Oh, my God.
Fuck.
You're all lost in those titties bounce when you get fucked.
Oh, look at that long fucking tongue.
You're a man for sucking dick.
Fuck.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's so good.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Take it.
Take it.
Yeah, you got your fucking leg shaking, huh?
Stop.
You're a good girl.
You're going to love that pussy.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, make yourself come on that dick.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.
Make yourself come on that shit.
Give me it.
Oh, damn.
Oh, oh, good girl.
Oh, that pussy gets so fucking tight when you come.
Holy fuck.
Oh, my God.
We're making a super mess.
I like a fucking mess in here.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.
You feel that dick hitting on that G-spot?
Yeah, you do.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's so good.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, pussy give me about ready to come for you.
I want you to come so fucking hard for me.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, my God.
You're back!
Oh.
Oh, yeah, get down on your knees.
Get down on your fucking knees.
Take a breath.
Oh, here it comes.
Oh, open nice and fucking wide.
Damn, girl.
After he came, you probably want to go again.
I know.
Look, I mean, I kind of sensed you have a little bit of a good sexual drive,
and it looks like you had so much fun.
Obviously, your boyfriend's not an issue.
Fuck it.
That was so fucking good.
I can barely talk right now.
I'm so, like, out of it.
That was so good.
So, look, this is where we part ways.
I mean, I'm going to let you off here.
We're not too far from the beach.
You could either walk back.
It's just straight, like, one or two blocks that way, and then you're at the beach.
Or, you know, call yourself a drive or something.
But listen, I got to ask you, would you be willing to do more videos like this?
Like, maybe with different people and stuff?
If it's anything like today, fuck yeah.
I mean, it's a good way.
It's a good way to get noticed on social media, I'll tell you that.
Oh, here we go.
But, yeah, I'd love to, like, you know, maybe get your number,
and then, like, you know, yeah, talk about maybe doing something in the future.
Like, maybe later on this week.
What do you say?
Yeah?
Ah, good.
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay.
Well, look, go ahead and put your stuff on.
I'm going to let you off here.
Go ahead and hand them your phone so we could maybe input our number.
Yeah, get some fresh air.
Get on out.
Look, can she walk?
We can't.
I'm, like, I can't function right now.
I'm so, oh, my God.
So, look, you're going to be, you got your phone?
Yeah, I got everything, I think.
Is it in your back pocket?
Maybe.
Get her phone.
It's right there.
She doesn't even have her phone.
This girl's, this girl's not going to be able to get home or nothing.
I'm not going to pause right now.
Look, here, here's your phone back.
Thank you.
All right, look, thank you.
Real quick before you leave, you know, we're going to call you later today, okay?
Okay.
And we'll hook something up.
But just tell us your name and tell us you got fucked on the bus.
My name is Megan, and I got bucks on the bus.
Bye, see you later.
We're going to call you.
Yeah, call us.
Bangbros.
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