So I'm going to try something different today.

Can you guess what it is?

Let's see how many people are going to notice

my cut up shirt

in this coffee shop.

Hey, excuse me? Yeah.

Can I have some napkins?

Um...

Napkins?

Is something wrong? No!

Nothing's wrong at all.

Perfect.

Sometimes the napkins get a little hard to remove.

Um...

Sorry, that was...

Thank you so much.

No, thank you.

Let's finish this off.

Hey, excuse me?

Um, huh? Hi.

Can you help me with something?

Can you help me with this?

Just a little square in my skirt.

Okay.

Oh, I don't know. I'm struggling.

Ah, you need scissors.

Not really.

It may work, though.

Oh, you're working it.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Do you actually mind recording me?

Yeah, turn the camera on.

Oh, my God. What the fuck are you doing?

Ew.

Hi, babe.

Wait, wait, wait. Right here?

Oh, my fucking God.

Holy shit. He is packing.

Look at how big this shit is.

Holy shit.

I can't believe we're doing this.

I can't believe we're doing this.

Fuck.

What's that?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure. I'm relying.

I don't know.

Get it cut.

You do make sure you record at all.

Sorry.