They sucked.

Yeah.

Shitting outside, hair's a mess, clothes slips on fleek though.

Girl, what about them pictures?

I didn't get any.

You didn't either?

You didn't?

No.

Oh my god.

How come?

I don't know, I don't think my dad sent them the check.

I know he didn't get paid till Friday, but still, like, you would think.

What? Your dad didn't send the check?

He's just broke.

You know, he's cheap.

Yeah, I know, that's how he does every fucking year.

My mom left him.

Oh my god, what's your excuse?

My dad, I don't know, he just never does it.

Just never does it?

No, I really want my picture.

My dad does fucking work, work, work.

They always work.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Fucking sucks, like, every day.

I'm pretty sure that they make more than 40 hours a week,

and yet they can't pay for...

They can't pay for our fucking portraits.

Psh.

Tell me about it.

I'm tired of this shit.

I'm a single here.

They don't care about us.

No, all that they care about is themselves.

That's okay, though.

Maybe next year they'll get us some pictures.

I'm used to this already.

Keeping money to themselves.

Why not?

Right?

I bet they don't even have a photo of us on their desk.

They want, like, one different year.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Jimmy.

Hey.

What's up, bro?

Hey, Jimmy.

How you doing?

Nice seeing you, man.

Look, we need to talk for a second.

Hey, what's going on?

What happened?

The girls are pissed off.

They...

We didn't get the pictures this time, and, yeah, they're complaining and sad.

Pictures.

Damn.

We missed the deadline.

I totally forgot about it, so what did you have in mind?

I can do it.

I have the lights, the cameras.

I mean, you could...

Don't think we're the best dads ever.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

man all right hey girls Jimmy overheard you're upset that we didn't pay for your

pictures we're sorry about that we want to make it to you Jimmy good idea that

was easy man man we're happy yeah that in the year it was our idea we are the

best dads of the year come help me set up don't get the light oh my god you

look so cute thank you thank you thank you

they're the best now for doing that do you think so I'll believe it when it

I'm excited should I do this one or take this one home I'll leave it all well

it's cute thank you

let me get some test shots you're not professional on me yeah I'm trying to

try to get this thing working how's it look it looks pretty good yeah

they're like that what do you think let's call them in here yeah let me get

a few more just stare at it same height let's look even mm-hmm

we look so good for our pictures practicing oh yeah work work work

come on we'll get these pictures taken okay got it all set up hey you want to

go first shall we sure yeah what's up a lot so why don't you get on there and

take her by herself perfect

it's good he's looking really good I'll buy you afraid of you get me okay I just

yeah that one okay I'm not a professional or anything that's okay

we shot here give it a try no that's cute

you know what one I get some I don't think you've got any of her I think

somewhere yeah

that's adorable

anything like that

I like what you got here yeah that's good yeah it was really well you know

that's not too heavy but I like it pretty good yeah

Wow oh my god oh Jimmy did you see that yeah I saw she did that to you too I

can't believe she did that

She gets it from her mother

Kids these days

We're gonna go

Get some stuff real quick. We'll be right back

Be her baby

Oh man, I can't do this

We'll go maybe a little bit

Can you guys please take a lot of pictures of us?

Well, um

Just of us

Please please take more sexy pictures of us

I don't know about this

Jimmy it's your house

It's okay he can do me in

Then Mike can beg for it

Can you please please take sexy pictures of us?

I think it's a great idea actually

I think you should totally take more pictures of us

You'll be okay right?

You'll be a better view

You guys are the best dads ever

Oh my god thank you so much daddy

Hey Jimmy why don't you come over here

You should come get a closer look

I want you to take naughty pictures of us

I want you to come here too

Are you sure?

Actually I need you to come over here

A little closer

Do you want to take sexy pictures please?

I mean we were taking sexy pictures

Are you cool with this?

I don't think so

Are you sure about this?

Oh my god

That's so f***ing big

You know

I'm trying to get in your mouth

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Thanks daddy

Thank you daddy