Because we're going to the beach.

Remember you said last night you'd go to the beach with me?

No.

You said last night we would go to the beach.

No, I said I would...

I thought you said something else.

No, I said we're going to the beach today.

Oh, okay. Well, I can't do that.

What do you mean you can't?

I got stuff to do.

What stuff? You have nothing to do.

I got a bunch of stuff to do.

No, you don't have to come bond with me.

I'm your stepmom.

We gotta spend some time together.

Why? I see you every day.

Why? You don't want to get to know me?

No, like, do you marry my dad?

Like, what is there? That's cool.

Your dad's not going to be home.

Yeah, and then

so you can go to the beach, I guess.

And then I'm going to go hang out with my friends.

No, you're not. You're coming to the beach with me

like you said you would last night.

Come on, it'll be fun.

I can't even swim.

You can't doggy paddle?

No, I'm going to drown.

You don't have to lay out in the sun.

You're going to wear that?

Like, your butt's like hanging out.

You don't like it?

He's not home. Don't worry about it.

I just, like, want, I think you have more fun at the beach

like with girlfriends or something.

I don't know, your girlfriends or whatever.

No, you're going to come with me.

So go get ready, go get your stuff,

and we're going to the beach.

Okay.

That was fun. Didn't you have fun at the beach with me?

Yeah, that was alright.

Oh, come on, you know you had fun.

That was pretty good.

Yeah, and you didn't drown, so that's good.

I almost did, like, once, but...

If you say so.

You got sunburned.

I mean, I think, I don't know if I could put them on the sunscreen.

I told you to put sunblock on.

It was pretty cool, though.

I told you you'd have fun with me.

I got a couple girls' numbers.

Oh, did you?

Yeah.

Should we go, like, hang out in the living room or something, though?

I'm not allowed in your room?

I guess, I don't know.

You've never, like, come in here before.

No, we're just hanging out.

Yeah, I guess that's cool.

Yeah.

There's, like, a lot of guys that hit on you.

Yeah, I can't wear stuff like this around your dad, because he'll go nuts.

Oh, yeah, because, like, he probably doesn't want guys coming up and, like, hitting on you like crazy.

Yeah, well, that's why I went to the beach today when he's not here.

Yeah.

You're, like, kind of chill, though.

You're cooler than I thought.

I'm okay.

I'm not so bad.

Yeah, right.

I guess I understand why that matters, yeah.

Oh, okay.

I like to hear that.

I'm kind of tired.

You know, my back is, like, a little sore.

Yeah, we did.

Give a massage or something, if you want.

You know how to give massages?

I feel like I could, like, figure it out, you know?

You want to try and see?

Yeah, if you want.

I guess you can try and give me a massage.

This kind of thing, right?

Yeah, something like that.

I'm not squishing you, are you?

No, not really.

Maybe, like, more on the sides.

Should I take this off, maybe?

Is it in your way?

To your top?

I don't know.

Yeah, that's probably a good idea, man.

That should be better.

Because, I mean, we're not going to tell Dad.

We're going to the beach ball anyway.

No, you can't tell your dad anything.

Give him a massage.

No, don't tell him anything.

Wow, but you're actually pretty good at this.

Thanks, Mom.

That's good.

Are you sure?

You've never given massages before?

No, it's my first time.

You should get the sides a little bit more.

Like this?

More on the side.

Like this?

Is this good?

Mm-hmm.

It feels really good.

Why don't you go lower?

Okay.

Come on, lower than that.

That's your butt.

Yeah, it feels good.

Okay.

In between my thighs.

Nothing's really good.

Should I take them off?

If you want to, I guess.

Yeah, you've got to get more in between.

More in between?

Yeah.

Are you sure, Mom?

Yeah, just do what I say.

Okay.

Okay.

Just like that.

How about I give you a massage now?

Uh, okay.

Yeah?

I don't know if I'm, like, sore, though.

Oh, come on.

It's your turn to get a massage.

Okay.

You said you're not sore.

Are you sure?

I don't know if you should massage me there.

Why?

There's, like, a lot of tension here.

Um, yeah, there is, but, like...

What?

I don't want Dad to kill me.

Your dad's not going to be home.

He's not home.

And you're not going to tell him anything.

Yeah, but, like, I just...

We're not going to tell him anything.

I'm serious about, like, getting to know each other.

Well, I told you we need a bond.

You like spending time with me, don't you?

I mean, yeah, this is pretty cool.

Yeah?

I saw this, too.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, I think I'm better than you.

Yeah.

You are.

Oh.

Yeah?

Are your stumps all healed?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

I told you you'd like it.