Same bro. Oh shit. Shut up. Who cares? Yeah, what's up with this Patriotic today, that's very patriotic. Yeah. Oh man. You weren't even born here, bitch See that's how you know, he wasn't born here he's like really trying to overly do it We're ready. Oh shit. Weren't you born in Italy? Yeah...
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Same bro. Oh shit. Shut up. Who cares?
Yeah, what's up with this
Patriotic today, that's very patriotic. Yeah. Oh man. You weren't even born here, bitch
See that's how you know, he wasn't born here he's like really trying to overly do it
We're ready. Oh shit. Weren't you born in Italy? Yeah
Yeah, he's proud of it. He's proud of it. No, bitch. What are you talking about?
America, baby. America. We're gonna pass the land of the free. We're gonna pass those shits out. Let's pass them out. Pass them out.
Oh man, this place looks great. Let's go down to the beach, baby. Yeah, let's go to the beach. Fuck. Wait, wait, I'm lost again. I'm lost again.
Yeah, this guy's not from here, bro. I know, make a left.
The beach is probably gonna be poppin'
Yeah, fuck yeah.
I don't know the weather's kinda like not too
Nah, but still, it's the time bro. Everyone's gonna be out there. We'll just like
Just pass them out hottie, hottie, hottie, what only to hotties? Yeah
Show your spirit baby. Show your spirit. Doesn't that bring patriotic feeling?
Should we ask them like who the like last who's the
Who's the last two presidents?
What was president number 20 and
Who's the first president?
They won't even know who the first president was.
You don't even know who the fuck the first president was.
I got one for you.
Who's the only non-president to be on a bill?
Are they all presidents?
Oh, shit.
Are they all presidents?
I don't know.
Here, fuck.
Come on, bro.
Franklin, bro.
Franklin!
Oh, shit.
Franklin was the other thing.
Whoa.
Okay.
Yo, look at that.
Finally, the driver got some knives over here.
Look at her ass, bro.
Hi.
Excuse me.
Hi.
Could we talk to you about, you know, just kind of like...
Excuse me.
Can we talk to you about our great country?
Can we talk to you about our great country?
Good old United States of America?
We just want to spread some, like, patriotic cheer.
We're passing out flags for, you know, kind of Independence Day.
Just kind of like, you know, United States and what a great country this is.
I know we're going through some, you know, maybe some rough times.
But, you know, overall, still...
One of the greatest...
The best.
The best country to live in.
Right.
Even...
Even...
Even Italy.
Even better than Italy?
Yeah.
Even better than Italy.
I don't know about that.
That's...
Like, do you mind?
Look, it's for a tube channel.
We're just, you know, we just kind of want to, you know...
We have so many flags.
Can I talk to you?
Is it cool or no?
I want to give you a flag and then maybe ask you some, you know, ask you about the good
old United States of America.
There you go.
Well, what's your...
What's your name?
Melz.
Melz?
Okay.
Great.
How you doing, Melz?
I'm doing good.
Nice shirt you got on.
Yeah.
America.
Feeling very patriotic, huh?
Great country to live in, right?
Would you agree or...
I agree.
Are you from here?
Did you...
Were you born here or...
I'm a Frenchman.
Oh, congrats.
That's beautiful, right?
Yeah.
Nice.
Where's your family from?
Columbia.
Oh.
Hi, I'm Tony.
Yeah.
Tony loves Columbia, too.
I do love Columbia.
He goes there all the time.
Well, that's great.
That's beautiful.
How old are you, by the way?
Eight.
Okay.
Great.
Great.
Yeah.
So, it's a beautiful country, right?
Like, you know, you can do anything you want in this world, you know, in this country,
you know?
What do you...
What do you do for a living?
Cream shop, actually.
I love ice cream.
Okay.
All right.
And what do you...
What do you plan to do with your life when you get older?
Like, what do you...
What do you want to do here, you know?
Because this is the land of opportunities and that you could do anything you want.
Like, you know, you could be a fucking surgeon if you want, but...
Try to survive college.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
Take it one step at a time.
Take it one...
One step at a time?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, that's good.
Let's...
She's in college.
Let's say she's smart.
Do the trivia.
The trivia?
Oh, man.
I don't...
Give her...
Give her a hundred...
Look at her.
She looks nervous already.
She's a college girl.
Look, I want to give you a hundred bucks.
Oh, I pulled out a twenty.
Hold on.
I'm going to give you a hundred bucks.
Well, what question are you going to ask her?
Here you go.
Here's a hundred.
What are you going to ask her?
Ask her something.
Oh, I thought you were going to ask her.
Ask her the same question you...
Oh, yeah, mister.
I got...
Ask her the same question you asked me.
What's...
Here, I'm going to give you a hundred bucks for this...
For this question.
On one of...
On one of the bills...
On one of the bills...
Can you hear him?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Which bill doesn't have a president?
Out of all the bills that we have.
A one, a five, a ten, a twenty.
Which one's not a president?
A two?
There is a two, but that one was a president.
But what else?
Did you get as many chances as you want?
Yeah.
You got three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten, twenty.
You want her to name the guy or name the bill?
I don't think that's true.
The bill or...
Frankly, I'm just saying, like, Franklin, like, do you want her to know, like, do you
want her to say the name or say the...
Well, she could do either one.
It's just the...
What bill doesn't have a president on it?
I don't think...
I think all bills have presidents on them.
No.
There's one that's not...
Frankly, I think it's a dumb...
Franklin, I think it's a dumb question.
A two.
A two.
A two.
A two.
A two.
A two.
A two.
A two.
A two.
A two.
A two.
A two.
A two.
A two.
A two.
Franklin, I think it's a dumb question.
Franklin, I think it's a dumb question.
He didn't know the answer.
He didn't know the answer either.
Franklin, I think it's a dumb question.
Well, she should know.
You can answer it.
Is Benjamin Franklin the first president?
There you go.
Yeah.
No, Benjamin...
Wait, no, wait.
What did you say?
Isn't Benjamin Franklin the first president of the United States of America?
No, it's not.
No.
No.
He should have been.
He should have been, but he's too old.
No.
No.
I'll give you a hint, though.
That president, his first name starts with a G.
George!
You got it!
George!
Jorge!
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
Jeremy Washington.
Jeremy got it.
Jeremy Washington.
Wait.
What did you say?
Jeremy?
That's not even a G. That's a J.
Jeremy Washington?
That's great.
That's awesome.
Oh, shit.
Well, I tried.
We're good.
You tried.
Yes, you tried.
That's all good.
So, but look.
That's great, though.
I mean, you got this great offer.
Where you headed today?
Just a little BBQ.
I might as well.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
OK.
BBQ.
Can we go?
I want to go.
I mean, it's a BYOB, so, you know.
Bring your own boys?
Bring your own bottle, bud, yeah.
Bring your own flags?
Can we?
I want to come and spread.
Do you mind if we go there and spread like some joy?
Let us go.
Come on.
Please?
Just let us go.
Would you let us go?
Yo, that'll be dope, right?
Yeah, let's go.
We're going to crash the party.
We'll take you there.
We'll crash the party.
Look.
We got all these flags.
We got all these, like, laser, lighthings.
We got a lot of things that we could do.
Things that we could do.
crash look we'll take you there we'll crash the party look we got all these like flags we could
give out and stuff and that's sparklers in the back it's kind of like four blocks down that way
yeah it's hot you're muggy it is you know i keep seeing like the cops circle us you know i don't
know are you clean that you wanted by the god warrants out you got what you are i'm fine yeah
you know what i'm just trying to see it i don't think they're hurt or any of her people are going
to have a problem with you guys coming to be honest you guys seem pretty chill well i mean
look i mean we're down if you're friends i feel like we're friends already look we could take you
come come hang out all right how do you open these doors
yeah i got you oh all right well great um yeah she said just kind of go straight in with
you a little bit but yeah this is cool thanks for inviting me this is dope i'm excited
i hope your friend's cool yeah is she hot like you like to scratch your head just all that
sorry i got my hair done
today for this party
well thank you for uh joining our little uh fourth of july episode of course thanks for loving the
united states we're gonna we're gonna party look at this guy when i walk in there with this outfit
they're gonna love it right no so walking smooth anyways um i love your outfit thank you super hot
so you said that listen land of opportunity right and you said that you work at a um
ice cream ice cream right so lad of our opportunity so i want to give you an opportunity to make some
more money than what you're doing right now right ice cream probably doesn't pay that well
i want to give you 500 bucks be willing if you you know i love how you're sitting too
you know you just got you know you're just kind of out there right there right
she doesn't know what you're talking about
all right all right no that's cool seconds i was gonna ask you i got like 500 bucks if you keep asking for chris to have your mark
I'm pretty sure chris won't eat that much money.
or they will.
reject this all day long she will.
I was gonna ask you i got like 500 bucks if you Tucker, siwt nosoo and no, shes out here talking coke.
what are you gonna ask me?
bucks if you you you want to make five hundred dollars yeah i'm down yeah what i gotta do well
i'd i mean i'm noticing you have your cleavage all out like that do you have a boyfriend by the way
i don't have a boyfriend okay well that's cool we broke up okay you did you know you know
like did he do something and then you broke it off so you're kind of like or did he break it
up write a book well no because like are you trying to get back at him because i got a great
way to get back at him like what no i'm not trying to get back at him we ended it peacefully oh
peacefully uh because i was just gonna say i'll give you 500 bucks to see those titties
like over the bra or under the bra oh you have your bikini on yeah i'll give you 100 bucks to
show me your bikini yeah so okay there oh she's gonna show us her bikini look at that
whoa you're you're barely in that double d you are barely in that beginning triple d you are
barely in that bikini i know look it's trying to do chest workouts so they like go smaller
smaller oh what oh it's a little bit and they get perky whoa fantastic
yo bounce again yeah we need more bounces many bumps in this fucking street
one so mel yeah look i don't know if you're kind of open-minded or anything you just want to make
some money i i got 500 bucks if you if you would i love how you're trying to show her
if you show us the titties i know this sounds like a crazy offer but like you don't got a boyfriend
right you love our country right you love i don't know what that has to do do it for america do it
for america do what for america show us your titties she's she's not paying attention to her
for America yeah show America your titties do it for United States of
America and for 500 bucks yeah I mean do it more so for 500 you'll do it for 500
oh this is wild hey it's my first time doing something like this I don't
believe you but it's fine especially
especially those come on for those are
amazing triple D well I like it look at
it yeah just keep your arms up that's
nice that's fun go like this with your
go side to side no but keep your arms
up there go side to side here put it are
you okay over there look put it on the
put a flag in between your titties put
them together and then wave it I've
there you go that's awesome I love this
guy I call it I love this country oh man
this is great yeah you can just leave
them like that it's not a broads a
bikini top it off is that called a
bra I guess it's called a problem at
this point because it's like I think we
missed it though oh shit well look yeah
we'll turn back around just keep
circling this area turn and then turn
out the light oh she just took it really
is your underwear hurting your hips can
we see the bottoms and see if they match
the top she's just gonna do it I'll give
you money but I guess I don't have to I
don't know I'll give you 100 bucks you
show us the bottoms okay this is better
when we offer money it gives me
opportunity yeah oh my god god wait
leave right there just don't even move
it god bless America
holy this is amazing I have never been
more proud I gotta go to be born in the
United States of America this doesn't
matter well look at you something tells
me she she knows what she has and she
likes wanting it oh my god you know what
you have and you like showing it off
don't you don't you look leave this how
about we take the bottoms off I'll give
you a thousand bucks no he means like
the like the ball bottom
yeah not just just but naked on it
yeah just leave the shirt on I like this
shirt the shorts but he means both but
both but a thousand dollars I'm else
getting paid it's not gonna go back to
the party with some money you know no
leave the shirt leave the shirt like
the tits okay just pull it up yeah
let me see the tip hop up on your knees
get up on your knees yeah any nice
then you're ready to party yeah lift it
up like that just lift it up oh she's
hiding your face stop it's okay she's
like tell me more oh man you know listen
the best view is from the back here bent
bend over put your elbows there put your
elbows there and then pop it out see
that's the best view you gotta look at
this view look at this video can't get
up right now what are you talking about
get over here the fuck are you talking
about get over here and look at this why
would you not want to see this what is
wrong with you because like I don't want
to be embarrassed oh my god
that's so nice
I don't want to go that far yeah don't
scare her out of us we're having fun
holy shit
can you what touch it yeah I mean look at
us we might as well she's gonna let you
touch it's for America though yeah it's
for America over here facing it oh shit
Mel I can't believe this is happening right now
is he doing a good job tell me if he's
doing a good job if he's not you could
fire him no no yeah he's doing a good job
huh he saw it through my boy yeah well
you know Italians like to eat so it's
fuckers I usually don't do this you like
Colombian food love it I love this girl
this guy never comes out hard you're
just excited they're watching right one
baby I'm excited for this guy this guy
never comes out the pants hard
yeah yeah yeah bring it back up please
please baby por favor for America
yes yes yes fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck
it fuck it fuck it just like that don't
you stop it she's freaking the shit out
of that dick
she's like bro
I hate you bro you're so funny
go sideways go sideways look follow him
follow me same way as me
right there right there right there right there oh my
gosh oh my gosh oh that fuzz is good open that
leg up open that leg up open that leg up
that guy shit up on me yeah take that
fucking dick take that whole thing
don't stop don't stop I'm begging don't stop
like that stay right there don't move
take you out yeah
yeah I don't know if I'm gonna be down
for this party because I'm a little
bummed I'm a little pooped out I'm just
kidding baby we're gonna party all night
I'm just kidding yeah there we go oh man
yo listen I gotta admit like look we'll
drop you off at your party like you
like you said but listen no we got
something to do but look can I can I
ask you a couple questions um this video
yeah like this video wins yeah this
video went so well would you want to do
more videos like this like with
different guys and you're a natural baby
the pay is the same yeah I mean it pays
yeah you're gonna make tons of money
you're gonna wait way more money than
you're making at some stupid ice cream
shop just trying to get through college
well look cookies and cream a lot of
money so look we're gonna do this I'm
gonna get your number you know can we
get your phone number or something like
that and then um while we drop you off
we'll get your phone number I'll take
care of that and then yeah and then uh
I'll tell you what tomorrow go into your
job and say you quit because uh you're
not gonna need that job no more that
job's over with I'm so broken this is
awesome no you're gonna you man don't
worry about it we're gonna take care of
you all right so you got your uh yeah
here you want a pound pound yeah all
right so you got your flag so good so
can you do me one the house you're good
right the house you said the house is
right there all right so look um just
can you do me one thing just say hi I'm
Mel wave the flag and just say I love
America hi I'm Mel's and I love America
bye we'll call you I bet you do yeah I
know I know trust me as soon as I yeah
I already peeped it it's gonna be
trouble we're never gonna be able to
shoot her because it's gonna be with
it's gonna be always traveling with you
in Colombia
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