No, actually, I'm not. I'm not okay. My sister is in jail. I can't get her out.

The jail? Where's the jail?

Well, I'm here to bail her out.

Oh, the bonds thing?

Yeah.

Oh, sorry.

It's okay. I'm just screwed. I have no money. I can't go home without her.

My parents are going to murder me. It's a Sunday. I can't get anything transferred over.

Oh, I'm so sorry. May I ask what happened? What'd she do?

Well, she punched a bouncer. We were getting kicked out. She was too drunk, punched a bouncer.

Oh, salt.

Yeah, I don't think. Okay, so you're, okay. You don't have any friends or something?

I'm not from here. It's even better, right? I'm not from here.

Can you call your parents and have them wire you?

No.

Oh, they'll kill you both.

They will murder us.

Well, it must have been a fun night.

Thanks. You know, I just need money.

I know.

I just need help, you know, if anything. I'm so short on cash. Is there anything that I can help?

I would love to help you, but, you know, I don't know you.

I understand. I mean, I'm just a college kid, and I just have to be there.

What's the bail?

It's like, you know, like five, five hundred bucks. Yeah.

How much is short?

It's three hundred.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, damn.

I was like, well, gosh, I'd like to help you out.

I mean, I can pay you back.

I mean, it's Sunday. Monday's tomorrow. I can pay you back.

Let me think about that.

What's your name?

My name's Kat.

I'm Alec. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

I, again, I don't know you.

Is there any way that I can, like, earn the money?

Earn the money?

I don't know.

Okay.

What do you do that would warrant three hundred dollars?

Do you, like, tax this or something?

I wish.

Instruction?

I could clean your house.

Clean?

Well, my house is, it could use a cleaning.

But I, for three hundred bucks, I could probably get a month or months of cleaning.

Do you have anything, like, collateral, like a diamond or something that's worth three hundred dollars?

Like, yeah.

That you wouldn't?

Like, you know, if I had to pawn it, if you didn't come back to me, I'm basically being a pawn store.

Yeah.

I mean, I could, I could help you out.

Help me out?

Yeah.

Well, that's what we're trying to figure out.

I mean, you help me, I, I help you in any way that you want.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Um, wow.

Uh, really wasn't expecting that.

Uh.

A little straightforward.

I know.

No.

Well, uh, you're very kind.

Yeah.

You're a very attractive girl.

Yeah.

Um, and I would be, that would probably be a lot of fun.

Three hundred?

But, yeah, I feel kind of, I've never really paid for it, so I feel kind of bad about it.

I mean, you know, I would, you know, uh.

Sure.

You are cute, though.

Sure.

I mean, this is something you'd want to do with me, though.

Um, you know what, you're handsome, so I think so.

Well, that makes me feel better.

Okay.

Uh.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Uh.

Okay.

Awesome.

Awesome.

That's great.

Oh, gosh, I appreciate that so much.

Um, I, I have to, I got cash at the house.

I mean, you can totally finish what you were doing.

Yeah.

Well, I was going to get something notarized.

Okay.

But if we, I'm sure you're on a time crunch.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So we can come right back.

Get her out.

Um, I got, I got cash at my house.

I just live down the street.

Okay.

We can go back there and hang out, have a.

Yeah.

Something to drink or something.

Yeah.

I don't know.

You sure?

I'm positive.

All right.

Okay.

Cool.

Hey, jump in the car.

Hey.

What an interesting day for me.

For both of us.

Oh, my God.

Well, this date took a complete change.

I'm actually just about to let them know that I'm going to be getting her out.

Oh, cool.

Yeah.

Well, uh, what time do you have to have it there?

In like.

Oh, gosh.

A few hours?

Um, yeah.

Do we have enough time?

Yeah, I can.

Okay.

Yeah, I can.

All right.

Good.

Cool.

Awesome.

I'm sorry.

What was your name again?

My name's Kat.

Kat.

Kat.

I'm Alex.

Nice to meet you.

You probably remember that.

Okay.

Yeah.

It helps to remember.

Well, here we are.

Nice.

It's a nice place.

Oh, well, thank you.

You're very welcome.

No, thank you.

I've never had this kind of offer before.

I'm excited and a little nervous, actually.

Oh.

Don't be.

No?

No.

It's all hat for you, I guess.

I'm just kidding.

Yeah.

Well, this is it.

Just take a left right there.

I'll follow you right on in.

I think I left the door unlocked.

I know.

You're very trusting.

Yeah.

Awesome.

Wow.

A lot nicer than I was expecting.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh, well.

What were you expecting?

Apartment?

No.

I mean, my T-shirts?

Man.

Yeah.

Man stuff.

Well, it's the man.

It's nice.

I don't have any flowery stuff or anything.

Oh.

It's a nice little man cave.

We'll go there.

It is my man cave.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, yeah.

Let's do that.

This is it.

Why don't we just get started?

Oh, wait.

You get right to the point.

Okay.

Yeah.

Sure.

I mean.

No, I'm cool.

Yeah.

Yeah?

Let's do that.

Can you get undressed first?

Suppose.

Holy crap.

You're hot.

Well, I knew that before, but damn.

I don't know who's getting a better deal out of this.

I should thank your sister.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Thank you very much.

That's pretty much it.

Thank you for punching the bouncer.

Well, at least now.

Yeah.

Wow.

All right.

My turn's done.

Uh-huh.

Of course.

Oh, you're expecting me to get undressed.

I mean, I can undress you.

Oh, okay.

Well, I can take off the shoes.

Put my phone away.

I'm about to trip on myself.

A little nervous.

A little bit.

All right.

I like the belt.

You like the buckle?

I do.

Thank you.

You like belts around your neck?

Awesome.

You're kinky.

Thanks.

you you're welcome oh my goodness yeah just remember to look at me when you do i want to

see those eyes i feel good that feels really good you like that oh yeah very much so okay

you're very good at that get those eyes i like looking in your eyes when you do that

so can you stick your tongue out for me i'll stroke that cock while you suck me you know

if i sit right in i'm gonna get comfy yeah please do my stuff i'll do my stuff you're quick

try there you go oh yeah much better

yeah stroke that cock while you lick the balls that's my favorite uh-huh oh yeah still with the

eyes tell me what you want me to do you're doing it i don't have to tell you anything

you think uh-huh yeah stroke it at the base really tight hold tight

how much can you take in your mouth let's find out let's find out holy shit pretty damn good

when is it my turn i think um i think it is your turn

couch you get comfy actually you stay here i'll bring the couch to you

oh yeah well it's the least i can do how do you just lay right down there how bendy are you

are you can i see

that's what i'm talking about hang on let me have a seat right here i'm gonna watch you for a second

can you put those legs behind your head i'll get you a pillow for your back too

get you i'm getting you comfy you are i am gentlemen there it should come back down perfect

she said your turn my turn oh god like fucking suck it

put those legs behind their head you can behind them

feet behind there there i want to see you

you ready uh-huh so fucking tight

oh yeah just like that oh yeah like the balls too when you stroke it oh how you doing over there

can you turn around for me there you go you're tight girl you gotta get it there you gotta get it in

do me a favor can you grab your ass and spread it for me that's it oh perfect like once in a while i'll

go in arch that back point that asshole towards the ceiling that's it right there perfect yeah

spread that ass again yeah there it is god that looks oh give it to me there you go yes better

bucks go get your sister out of the boat please