I'm just really excited for all the candy you're going to get home. Me too. What were you planning on making for dinner? I'm sure we'll figure it out. You always figure out the best things to cook on Halloween....
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I'm just really excited for all the candy you're going to get home.
Me too.
What were you planning on making for dinner?
I'm sure we'll figure it out.
You always figure out the best things to cook on Halloween.
Yes, every year.
So do you want to go outside to make candy?
I really hope we're trick-or-treating this year.
Oh yeah?
We almost missed out last year, remember?
Yeah, we made a mistake this year.
Are you sure everyone is happy?
That sounds like an awesome idea.
Do you know what your brother is doing?
Is that coming with it?
Yeah.
Great.
I told them already.
Have you seen their costumes?
I'm pretty sure they have them on already.
Oh yeah?
Do you think they'll like it?
They're going to love them.
They just know that my costume is always the best.
It is?
You made that last year.
Okay, so now I'm getting a cake.
What about Albert's cinnamon cake?
That sounds really good.
You haven't made that one.
With white cream on it?
Do you think your brother will like it?
Oh yeah, he'll eat anything you give him, remember?
We just eat sweets now.
Yeah, you have to make that pie too, remember?
Of course I'll make the pie.
But I want to make sure that you don't eat too much sugar.
I don't want you to be sick.
Your brother.
I'm sure you'll figure out something nice to cook.
Decoration, by the way.
I didn't ask.
You haven't put up the ones outside?
No, yeah.
I have to do it.
But what do you think about the table?
It looks so cute.
You make it look perfect.
You've been hot.
Amazing.
Yes.
Okay.
What do you want to eat?
Well, this looks like a great sandwich.
What are you making?
I'm doing some...
The candy too?
Yeah, the candy too.
The kids later.
We could just add that.
Oh yeah, we can.
You're the kids.
What about in there?
Mom should have gotten some.
Why do you have to share with two other people in this house?
Don't make me.
It's already day five.
Do you think there's enough?
Definitely.
I would put more.
More?
Okay.
You wanted to get everything for yourself.
You can try.
You're not going to make me do that either.
So everything seems ready.
The table is ready.
The candy is ready.
Maybe I missed the pumpkin.
Oh yeah, the pumpkin.
You didn't get a pumpkin?
I did.
I just need to, you know, make them.
Put them in front of me.
Did you cut it in the end?
I went to the doctor.
Did you put the foot in the end?
I did.
Okay.
So you're done there.
Mm-hmm.
How can you tell?
I'm your favorite.
Sound better now.
Are you going to eat me?
I don't know.
You're a vampire.
Should I be scared?
Maybe just a little bit.
Just a little bit, then.
But it tastes so good.
Yeah.
I don't want it to rain.
I want to have enough.
If it rains, then no kids will be outside.
Maybe not.
But we will be outside.
Just a little bit.
You want to scare people?
Oh yeah.
You're too nice for that.
Mm-hmm.
It's a little dangerous.
A little bit.
A little bit.
Maybe just because of cold.
I know.
Did it?
I don't know.
I haven't seen your brother yet.
I don't know what is this question.
Tater, babe.
I will do it now.
Thank you, babe.
What faces are you going to make now?
What do you want?
Something scary.
Maybe something scary, then one happy.
We can do one happy one.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Are you going to keep that costume for next year too, or get a new one?
No, I'm not going to have a new one.
I think it's better to change it every year.
Yeah.
I did.
It was really sexy.
It was.
I like being a kitty.
They're going to come back.
The kids.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
At least a few more hours.
For sure.
They're probably still in school, right?
Yeah.
I think we have some time.
Okay, good.
Do you know where Mr. Robert is?
I don't know.
I haven't seen him all day.
Do you know where Mr. Robert is?
I don't know.
I haven't seen him all day.
So you haven't seen Mr. Robert?
Is he sleeping in?
I don't know.
Your brother told me he was walking around with his costume.
I don't know.
I haven't seen him yet.
Maybe he's putting it on or something.
Maybe.
We'll see.
So you don't know?
I haven't seen him.
Didn't you buy him a costume?
No.
Oh, you bought him?
Yeah.
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah.
You always said Halloween was your favorite holiday, right?
It is.
Spend some fun.
Yeah.
Spend some fun.
Spend some fun.
Spend some fun.
Spend some fun.
Yeah.
That's cool.
We could fall together, go outside together.
Watch a horror movie when we get back.
Oh yeah.
Do you want to watch one tonight?
I don't know.
Do you want to see like three?
Yeah.
Yeah, we can watch that.
Okay.
I don't think I've seen that one yet.
But we could always watch one at one.
We can, of course.
It's even better than one.
We don't have that bad time tonight or anything?
No.
No?
No.
I'm going to go check on everyone else.
Okay.
Of course.
See you next time.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
What's up?
All right.
How fun do you think it would be if we scared our staff on the casting?
Like we did, like we rang the doorbell and knocked on the door.
And then we all just randomly hit.
Yeah.
She's saying she's going to be pissed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It'd be fun.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
I want to see it.
What was this in there?
Trick or treat!
What's up?
What are you?
I'm a ghost.
Ooh.
Scary.
What about you?
I am Lucifer.
Oh my god.
Lucifer, hide this for you.
Wait, wait, wait.
One more.
What about you?
I'm a vampire.
Ooh.
That sure is scary.
Eat candy.
Oh yes, of course.
It's Halloween night.
Yes.
What about all the other kids?
We'll do that later.
Okay?
Yeah, sure.
Where do you want to go?
What neighbor?
Tell me.
I always like going to the rich people neighbors.
They got the biggest candy.
Oh yeah.
They get the best candy bars.
That's true.
Take it up behind please.
What's your favorite candy, boys?
You can never go wrong with chocolate.
Anything chocolate.
Chocolate?
A little bit of caramel inside.
Almond inside?
Nuts?
No?
No one?
I like it.
I like the one with coconut.
You know?
Coconut and then chocolate.
So good.
My favorite.
I like pretty much all of them.
What about you?
I like all of them.
What about you?
I like all of them.
What about you?
I like all of them.
What about you?
I like all of them.
What about you?
I like all of them.
What about you?
I like pretty much all of them.
Yeah?
Candy.
I agree.
I think so.
Okay.
Do you guys have hungry?
I'm not sure dinner is ready yet.
It should be.
You said what?
Like 15 minutes, right?
Yeah.
Just hope it won't burn.
What are you making us?
Some pumpkin and some tart.
Apple and cinnamon.
Your brother told me he loved it.
So I said okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, baby.
That was a long day.
Oh my God.
I can't believe I didn't eat.
It's almost time for movies now, right?
Yes.
Do you want to eat in front of TV?
Can we?
That would be great.
Yeah, we can.
Of course.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That would be great.
Yeah, we can.
Of course we can.
We can do everything.
It's Halloween night.
Halloween night.
Everything is allowed.
And it's still raining, which is good.
That means the kids might be here soon, right?
Maybe.
Maybe.
That's a good one to have.
That's my favorite part.
Especially with all the costumes.
Oh yeah.
I love the costumes.
My favorite.
What kind of candy are we giving out?
Wow.
I don't know.
What do you want to have?
We gave Macrish out last year.
Mm-hmm.
What do you want this year?
We should save all the good candy for us.
Of course, but not all of it, okay?
Everyone needs to have some good treats, you know?
Oh, yeah.
Remember, we share.
We're a sharing family.
Okay?
Sharing is caring.
Sharing is caring.
Good boy.
Have you decided on a movie yet?
I'm still thinking about it.
Like, I don't know.
I want to see Halloween 3,
but maybe it's a little bit too scary for you.
I don't know.
You know I watch scary movies.
Mm-hmm.
I know you love that, but I'm not sure.
I'm sure it's good for your brain, you know?
I don't want you to do Nightmare.
I don't think we're gonna do Nightmares.
Mm-hmm. I think we'll be okay.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Do you like Halloween, the movie?
I love it.
That's a great idea.
Okay, so if everyone is okay for Halloween.
You watch too many of those family Halloween movies.
You need something really scary.
Yeah, so let's do Halloween 3, then.
Okay.
Are we doing popcorn?
Popcorn?
Popcorn.
What about, what about...
Buttered popcorn.
What about buttered popcorn and then kettle corn?
Oh, you have such a good idea, yes.
Can we put some caramel on it?
It could be fun.
Salty caramel.
Mm, with the treats.
Gonna be amazing, right?
Here, come here.
And what do you guys want to drinks?
Juice?
Yeah, maybe some, what's a Halloween drink?
I don't know.
What do you think?
Something orange, probably.
Is there some pumpkin juice in here?
Can you make some pumpkin juice?
We could try.
We can try.
Or orange juice.
We need to get that cool college around again.
Yeah?
You want that?
Yeah.
Yes?
Yes.
Everyone agree?
Yeah, definitely.
That's fun, okay.
Let's do this.
All right.
We still haven't decided on candy
that we're gonna give to guests.
I will let you choose.
Okay.
The chocolate bear.
Like, with no almond or nuts inside.
Yeah.
Just chocolate.
Okay.
That's a good idea.
That's good for me.
Then tomorrow, we have to get
the Thanksgiving decorations out.
Would you both hit me for that?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, no.
I'm so happy to have you guys.
I feel so lucky.
You're the best at home ever.
Aw, thank you, baby.
I love you too.
Yeah.
You always give us the best holidays.
I don't mean it's my favorite party.
I just, I just want you guys like it too, you know?
This sucks that this day only comes once a year.
What did you say, baby?
I said this sucks that this day only comes once a year.
I know, I know.
It's disturbing me as well.
It's my favorite party ever.
Come on, there's still plenty
of more holidays throughout the year.
Of course, but not Halloween.
No, nothing's like Halloween.
We should put a second day in the year for Halloween.
What do you think?
You think so?
Yes.
I think that would be good.
Actually, it could be amazing, right?
What do you think, baby?
Cool.
When do you guys want to do it, the second Halloween?
In the beginning of the year, maybe?
We should do a summertime Halloween.
Yeah.
Summertime Halloween?
Oh yeah.
Get some more warmer type of costumes.
You always make every holiday so great.
Halloween's my favorite.
What about Christmas?
Well, you give us the best presents for Christmas.
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
Maybe this year you'll have even more surprises.
So are you going to put your fangs after?
I'm talking to you, Taylor.
My fangs?
Yes, your fangs.
You're a vampire.
You can't be a vampire without your fangs.
I think I forgot.
Yeah, we should do it later.
And try to bite people in the street.
Bite you?
Oh yes, absolutely you can.
You know you're allowed to do everything.
What did you make for dinner again?
Pumpkin and some tart.
I think it's apple and cinnamon.
You don't want to tell me you like this.
Did you change your mind?
No, I didn't change my mind.
I'm just.
I was afraid.
I think the pie is almost ready, actually.
You're silly, I already took it out.
You forgot about it, remember?
Was it burnt?
No.
I always tell you to set a timer, remember?
I know, but I always forget.
You guys are always telling on me.
I forget things sometimes.
Don't worry, that's why we're here.
Always here to help you.
I know, you're so kind.
So do you want us to watch the movie on the big screen
or on the TV?
Why not the big screen?
That's more scary.
I agree with you, but you know,
often times you want to watch on TV,
so I'm just asking to be sure everyone is enjoying the time.
I think I would put the time, it's very hard to arrive.
It's for the best, it's not really.
Not yet, but it's supposed to.
Not yet, we'll see, okay?
What time are the guests supposed to arrive again?
Oh, maybe 15 minutes, half an hour.
Wait, what?
Do you know how many guests we're expecting?
Every neighbor.
Obviously, like every year.
Yeah, yeah, right.
You're playing the ghost again.
You get some new tattoos, what happened?
What do you mean?
Yes, you did, what is that?
No, it's not that one.
No, you did not.
Yes, I did.
You don't wanna talk, have you seen the back piece?
She's under you now.
Yeah, you're gonna get in trouble.
What?
We're gonna talk about this later.
You got tattoos before me.
Yes, but I am your stepmom.
And I do what I want, I'm an adult.
What?
I'm an adult too, but you need to ask me before.
Hey man, I'm going first, okay?
Yeah, it's your turn.
Everyone be patient, please.
What do we say?
Sharing is...
Caring?
Of course.
Oh, really?
Yes, we share, everyone, okay?
Come on, man, sharing's caring, bro.
I'm doing it.
Fine.
Yeah, don't be like that.
All right, man, it's time to rotate again.
All the time complaining, guys.
You know I don't like that.
Be nice to each other, you brothers.
We are.
Okay?
Everyone stay nice and polite.
I think the plan is going to be ready right in time.
You know what, how about we just lay on top of each other?
You want me to lay on you?
Okay.
All right, so, that's good.
I'm gonna put the movie on the big screen.
You're right, boys.
It's gonna be better and more scary, you know?
Can we watch it in your room?
We can.
You wanna go on my bed?
Yeah.
What do you think about it?
You agree with your brother?
It sounds like a great idea.
Perfect.
So, everyone is going to, we'll speak later then.
I will bring Dinah upstairs, okay?
What time should we put the movie on?
Maybe in one hour.
Wait, but everyone is coming for the candy, okay?
And then I will bring Dinah upstairs
and the juice as well, and we're gonna have fun, okay?
Yeah.
Great.
I can't wait.
You turn the other way.
You want me to turn the other way?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna turn the other way then.
Yeah.
You sure?
Yeah.
Okay, that's so good.
We should turn, all right?
All right.
First thing, sharing is caring, okay?
So, let's, okay, I'm good on my back.
I cook all day, I'm so tired.
I can't believe I did all of this.
Ooh.
What color?
I don't know.
I'm thinking about something blue.
Come on, where is there a month
where you don't paint the whole house?
I can't, we paint it like every other month.
I know, but I like to put new colors.
I look more, I don't know.
You look cool.
What about yellow?
Yellow.
No yellow.
Yellow's.
You used yellow four times this year.
Okay, all right, no yellow.
When people came over, they all looked at the house weird.
What about green?
No.
Green seems cute.
Green's your work, I mean.
It's just not blended with the forest.
Christmas is around the corner too.
Oh yeah, such a bad idea, it's amazing.
Yeah, that's the green.
Cause it's almost Christmas.
Green for Christmas.
And next year we do red.
Red and green.
That's a good idea.
It sounds like a great idea.
All right, okay, green it is.
Okay guys, I think it's almost time.
I can smell the pipe burning.
So, let's empty it.
And don't remember, not in my eyes, baby.
Oh fuck, I'm coming.
Thank you, baby, this is very nice of you.
Can I open it?
Oh yes, I can.
I'm not coming.
Okay, I'm gonna check the pipe.
You check the movie.
Okay.
What should I do?
I don't know, maybe get the tree.
We gotta get the candy ready.
Oh, I'll get the candy ready.
Yes, candy ready.
And you come with me, all right?
I'll come, yeah.
Let's do this.
Let's go.
Okay, ooh, you guys have been sloppy today.
Come on, let's do this.
I hope your costume's okay.
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