So, should we, um, like, go get some food or something?

Uh, hold on.

Everything okay?

No, it's my stupid boyfriend.

He's being such an asshole right now.

I mean, he's literally always like that, so.

Yeah, but, like, he's just picking a fight for no reason.

He keeps accusing me of shit.

I haven't done anything yet.

If you're always having problems with him, why don't you just, like, break up with him or something?

It's not that easy.

Trust me.

I feel like it is that easy.

No, like, you would think so, but, like, he's just always been there, so, like, breaking up with him, I just get lonely, and then I'd be alone.

Yeah, but, I mean, you could, like, find someone that, like, you, you know, you don't, like, that doesn't, like, it's not a problem all the time, you know?

It's not normal to, like, fight every day.

Yeah, but, like, the one guy that I don't fight with every day and that is chill and that I would like to be something with, you don't like me.

You don't like me like that.

What?

Are you talking about me?

Yeah, you just, you don't like me like that, and it's so stupid.

You shouldn't.

Aubrey, what are you talking about?

We're friends.

Yeah, but, like, I don't know, me and you, we get along, like, so well.

I'm, like, you're so chill, and I feel like if we were a thing, like, it would just be the best thing ever.

But you just, you don't like me like that.

It's really dumb.

Aubrey, where is this coming from?

You've never, like, said anything before, like...

What do you mean?

Like, we've talked about it before, but, like, you don't call me pretty ever, you don't flirt with me ever, you don't, like, do anything with me, so I'm, like, ugh, I just gave up, and now we're with this asshole.

Yeah, but we're, like, friends, like, I didn't do any of that stuff because I didn't want to, like, it's, like, I don't know, crossing boundaries or, like, ruin our friendship.

Like, I didn't want to, like, I didn't want you to think that I just, like, wanted to fuck you, like, I, like, hang out with you.

Wait.

You think I'm fucking you?

I mean, yeah, I think, I think you're pretty, but I just, I, like, we, like, I don't, like, have a lot of friends that are, like, girls or whatever, and you, like, we've always, like, had good times together, so I just didn't want to, like, ruin that or whatever, I don't know, but yeah, I think you're, you're, you're pretty, you're really pretty.

Really?

Yeah.

Like, what if we did do it, and then it just made our friendship even better, and our relationship even better?

To do what?

Yeah.

I think we should fuck.

What?

Mm-hmm.

I've thought about it, but it's just, like, what about your boyfriend?

Fuck him, he's an asshole.

I've been wanting to fuck you for so long.

I didn't know you felt the same.

Yeah, well, I just, I don't know, I don't want to make things, I think you're, like...

Ooh, what if it just makes things even more special?

What do you think?

Could never fuck things up.

I think you're, like, really hot, but it's just...

Mm-hmm.

So, yes?

What if you just grabbed a boob or something?

See how that works for you.

Yeah, here.

Just play with the boob.

Yes!

It's not weird?

Not at all.

They're, like, nice.

You know that, right?

You want to go under the shirt?

They're even better under there.

Wasn't I right?

Literally, if you had just told me...

I would have been the same way so long ago.

We could have done this the whole time.

You're just, like, really cool.

We're two.

And you're my besties.

You don't have nothing to be worried about.

And you're so hard.

You really do think I'm pretty.

Yeah, of course.

I'll take this off.

And then how about we get these shorts off, too?

Yes!

What do you mean?

Shouldn't we, like, go on, like, a date first or something?

Date?

We've been friends for, like, eight years.

We've been friends for, like, ever.

We've done everything except this.

Don't you want to?

I feel you do.

Yes?

Doesn't it kind of, like, make things weird, though?

No. This just makes things better.

I've been wanting to do this for so long.

My dick's really hard for me.

Your dick's nicer than my boyfriend's, too.

Really?

I could seriously just suck on this dick forever.

This has got me really horny.

You want to get behind me?

Have some more fun?

Come on.

Nothing worse for anything in my life.

And it feels so good.

See, and now we can go get dinner.