I wish this girl would hurry up, don't have a long day, you better be hot, let's see what we got, Julia I take it, yes, I'm here for the auditions, perfect, perfect, come on in, how are you, I'm very good, I'm very good, you're rather casual, yeah, the barefoot in your viewer, yeah, I smell like it, I'm sorry, normally we wouldn't do it here, but my office is being remodeled, so just go ahead and have a seat around there, now I understand you're looking for a babysitting position, yes, how old are you, I'm 18, oh, you are very cute, Julia, do you have any experience doing this, yes, I used to watch my little sister, but my mom, did you, did you, how old was she, she was two, oh, okay, so young, but not exactly innocent, yeah, I still had to do the whole bottle thing, oh, okay, so you have some experience with that, yes, all right, because normally we'll go over a little bit of that in the interview process, just to make sure that, you know, you've got everything taken care of, um, any other experience besides family, have you ever done this professionally, um, no, okay, well, I'm really good with kids, so, kids love me, well, unfortunately, as this is a business, I need to make sure of that before I can actually put you into the field there, um, I love the fingernails, oh, thank you, so cute, so cute, so, um, I'm thinking, given that, that we should probably just go ahead and kind of run through some of the stuff that's going to be expected of you, okay, make sure that you've got what it takes here, cool, all right, perfect, well, why don't you come on around, well, again, unfortunately, I don't have my normal stuff here,...
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I wish this girl would hurry up, don't have a long day, you better be hot, let's see what we got, Julia I take it, yes, I'm here for the auditions, perfect, perfect, come on in, how are you, I'm very good, I'm very good, you're rather casual, yeah, the barefoot in your viewer, yeah, I smell like it, I'm sorry, normally we wouldn't do it here, but my office is being remodeled, so just go ahead and have a seat around there,
now I understand you're looking for a babysitting position, yes, how old are you, I'm 18, oh, you are very cute, Julia, do you have any experience doing this, yes, I used to watch my little sister, but my mom, did you, did you, how old was she, she was two, oh, okay, so young, but not exactly innocent, yeah, I still had to do the whole bottle thing, oh, okay, so you have some experience with that, yes, all right, because normally we'll go over a little bit of that in the interview process, just to make sure that, you know, you've got everything taken care of,
um, any other experience besides family, have you ever done this professionally, um, no, okay, well, I'm really good with kids, so, kids love me, well, unfortunately, as this is a business, I need to make sure of that before I can actually put you into the field there, um, I love the fingernails, oh, thank you, so cute, so cute, so, um, I'm thinking, given that, that we should probably just go ahead and kind of run through some of the stuff that's going to be expected of you,
okay,
make sure that you've got what it takes here, cool, all right, perfect, well, why don't you come on around, well, again, unfortunately, I don't have my normal stuff here,
I don't have shoes, so, we're both kind of weird,
why don't you jump up on the counter for me, okay, all right, now, we're going to start with some basic, simple stuff, now, you said you were familiar with bottle feeding,
unfortunately, we don't have my dummy here to do this with, so, I'm just going to have to do this with you, yeah, you're going to play the dummy in this,
okay,
perfect, there we go, open wide, there we go, now, isn't that good, now, do you know how to test that to make sure it's not too hot for the baby, let me see, yeah, you have to put it right here, there you go, test it, isn't that good, so it doesn't burn the tongue, that's right, there you go, all right, now, how do you show me again how you feed, perfect, oh, you're like a cute little baby yourself,
all right,
you hold that for me,
okay,
on to that for me. Let's go over some of the other stuff and make sure you know
what you're doing there. Okay. Now sometimes the babies will cry when that
happens. You smack them? No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, you're on the right track. You take this pacifier and you put it in their little mouth. There you go. Open wide. There you go. Best girls are quiet, girls. Always. There it is. Look, now you've got a bottle, a pacifier. You see it? I want to do my blankie. Oh, well, we're not getting into that just yet. But let's
go over for the older kids some of the actual kind of feeding stuff we're going to do. Can you do me a favor? Just set that down and put this little bib on. Of course. Words to live by right there. Thank heaven for little girls. Oh, isn't that the truth? All right, now you open wide. We're going to do some feeding here. Oh, wow. Just like you're going to do. See? It's like you're a princess. No, we'll do that. The secret to that is take the spoon and wipe it around the side. See? There you go.
Okay.
Okay.
I didn't want to make a mess. No. You are just the cutest. Thank you. Now, do you think you understand what we're doing here? Do you think you got it? I think I can get the hang of it, yeah. You are so sexy. Thank you. So you're 18, huh? Yeah. Well, I want you to kind of be aware that some of the dads out there you might find looking at you a little strange. Dads? Yeah. Unfortunately, older men can be...
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Dangerous breed. And you ever had any problems with anything like that? Once or twice. Once or twice, yeah. Yeah. Cat got your tongue, right? Yeah, a little bit. It's okay. Don't be nervous. Don't be nervous. I just want to make sure that you're ready for everything that might happen. And it's hot outside, so. Is it? Now, another thing we need to go with is playing with the kids. Sharing is caring. Oh, now you're on the right track. Yeah. Now, you're going to do all...
Playing with the kids? Yeah. Have fun. Come on, you can get it. You can accuse me with it. You can get it. If I was a baby, I would probably kick your ass and get stuck in you. Now, is that any way to talk around the kids? No. Young lady, I am sorely disappointed now. Okay, you can have it. I'll grab something else. That new mouth. There you go. Wow.
You're a very hands-on agency. I can tell. I hope you don't mind. No, I can't say that I do.
Oh, that feels really good. Do you want to hold an older man before you let him? No, this is first for me. Is it? Yeah. It is very good.
Let me take this little top off. Do you have any problems, sir? It'll eventually help. Come on. Are you the one that's nervous? I should be asking you that. I might be.
I think you need to stick to your day job.
I'm taking care of kids. Apparently, I'm not as smooth as I'd like to be. It's the camera, not me.
Ta-da. You got it. What did I win for all that work? Does the child need to be breastfed? This child does.
I think I can help you. Let me get my pacifier back here. Here, now put this in your mouth. Am I talking too much?
Nope. You said it, not me.
Now let me get back where I was here. So nice. It's so big for such a young girl. Yeah, I developed early. Apparently. And well. Thank you.
Is this part of the audition? It can be. Yeah. If you really want the job. What else do I have to do? I figured we'd check that out as we went.
Why don't you come down here?
I'm gonna put you on the ground floor.
You don't look like you're very comfortable up there. No.
Hey, get rid of your pacifier. We're gonna replace that.
With what? Or should I not ask?
You shouldn't ask a lot of questions.
Wow.
I'm gonna give you a replacement for that. Don't be nervous.
I better get the job after this.
Oh, it's yours when we're done here. A little water.
Oh, that's so cute.
You look so hot. Look at you. You're not nervous anymore, are you?
Spread your legs for me down here. I want you to touch yourself. There you go.
So where is the baby right now? She's not gonna like walk in or anything, right?
Oh, we've got some time.
Have I mentioned you have the job yet?
Mm-hmm.
How'd you get so good at this?
I only look innocent.
Is that what it is?
Mm-hmm.
It's my favorite kind.
Mm-hmm.
So good.
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You like that?
Mm-hmm.
Love it.
Mm.
Go back to that feeding exercise. I bet we've got another, uh...
Oh, wow.
...place to do it. There you go.
Mm.
You like that?
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
Tastes better this way.
It does. Let me give you some water.
Mm.
And no doing this with the kids.
Or growing a dick for that matter.
You know that's how I eat it.
No.
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We are gonna get along famously. You need a little drink after that?
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Sounds good.
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Everywhere here.
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Eh, thank you, sweetie.
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time for me again. I think it is, too. Get down on your hands and knees. Let's try this
a little different, shall we? If you're good, you get more applesauce. Come here. Look at
you. Are you ready for some more? There you go. I wouldn't normally loan myself out as
a spoon, but in this case, I'm going to make an exception. I love it. It's so hot. Let's
play some more, shall we? Put that right over here. There you go. I don't know. Those aren't
made for big boys. I don't know. See, playtime is fun time.
You're a dirty guy, aren't you? See how much fun babysitting can be. Okay, let me give you
another drink. I'm thirsty. There you go. I like that. You're making me choke. Oh, that
will come later. Is that right? If everything comes right. But I'm taking away your toys
then. You know that.
Okay, fine. Is this my time out? This is your time out. I don't see myself getting a lot
better if this is the punishment. So good. So good. And back for me, will you? I love
you. I only have to tell you one time. There you are. Sit out here for me. Great. What's
the obstacle now? Oh, you'll see.
Is it my apple sauce? No, no. You've had all the apple sauce you're going to get for
one day. Oh, God. It's so hot. There you go. Are you nice and wet, boy? Uh-huh. Are you?
Uh-huh. Why don't you come down here and check then? Turn on your side, boy. There you go.
Ok,oung. Oh, it's hot.
I think this is enough toy for me. Ooh, I hope so cuz it's all I've got.
So, does this come with the job?
As much as you want.
Oh, my God.
I should do this with all the girls that I've auditioned for you.
No, she's doing really well.
It's like you.
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Where did my toys go?
My toys.
Turn around.
Turn around.
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Oh, there we go.
Right back here.
Are you ready?
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Oh, God, that's gross.
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Are you going to smack her hands?
Have I been bad?
Hmm, they're not bad enough for me, eh?
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Well, maybe they're not bad enough for me. Is that all you got?
Indeed, it's not.
Oh, young lady, I don't like your tone.
Now let's get up against the counter.
Let me show you what else I've got.
I wanted to see what else I had.
You're a little controlling, aren't you?
I'm a lot controlling.
I think I like that though.
I'm glad. You'll get along better.
Oh, yeah.
I feel so good.
I'm so tired.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I fucking love it.
Yeah.
I'm so tired.
I need a time to play dirty.
I don't want to play nice anymore.
Yeah.
Right here.
It's so hot.
Can you come over your cock?
Sure can do.
Every time I try to have mercy on you,
you start talking again, don't you?
Put that little leg back up on the counter
since you like to talk.
Put this in your mouth.
Okay, I love it.
Come for me.
In fact, you just made employee of the month.
Say goodbye to everybody.
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