Hi, uh, can I help you?

Hello, how you doing?

Um, I'm here for Miss Lou for a 12 o'clock appointment for a massage.

Oh, uh, Ralph is usually the one that comes.

Where is he today?

I'm sorry, um, Ralphie asked me to come in and fill in for him, if that's okay.

I mean, I could, like, reschedule if you want to just wait on him.

No, no, it's fine.

I mean, I trust Ralph, and if Ralph trusts you and everything, I think it'll be fine.

Okay, um...

Yeah, so come on in.

Where do you want me to set up?

Oh, just right here in the living room would be great.

Okay.

Okay, I'm ready for my massage.

Hey, oh, um, okay, you can just, uh...

No, I mean, I'm not shy, like...

Oh, no, no, I just like, I like to be professional.

I'll just...

Well, I guess whatever makes you feel comfortable.

Let me know if I'm going too soft or I'm not going hard enough.

Okay, I'm gonna go a little harder.

Do you have any specific places that you want me to attend to?

Um...

I mean, I'll let you know when I turn around.

Man, I miss Ralph.

It's like, he's...

Yeah, he's so good at what he does.

Yeah, Ralph, he's a pretty...

He's a great guy.

Yeah, he's just great with his hands, and it makes me feel so relaxed.

You...

You work with him a lot?

Yeah, um, we work together often, I mean...

But he's a good...

He's a great guy.

I love...

Ralph's cool.

Yeah, he's just...

Every time, I'm just so relaxed after he's done.

He's so good with me.

Like, his...

His hands are just magic.

Yeah, he...

He is one of the best, you know?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, like, I...

I wish I could get him, like, every day.

I mean, no wonder he's busy.

I'm so glad to hear that you and him work together sometimes.

Yeah, it's pretty good to get together, you know?

Sometimes happens, whatever, you know?

But, it's cool.

Yeah.

Uh, don't be afraid to use more pressure.

Like that?

Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna turn around.

I just want to get this over with.

I'm feeling really stressed today.

Okay, sure.

No problem.

I mean...

I'd rather not.

I mean, I'm very good without the towel.

It just makes me feel more comfortable.

Okay.

That's okay.

No, that's fine.

Fine, fine.

Whatever makes you comfortable.

We're here to make you relax.

You're good.

That's what I like to hear.

You know, it's...

Let's just get to it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let me...

Um, let me cover you up, um...

What?

Yeah, um, I don't...

What are you doing?

Um...

I mean, come on.

It's just...

You know, massage me down there.

It's like...

Ralph always did that for me.

And didn't he set you?

Didn't he talk to you?

Yeah, but, um...

I don't...

I don't know what you're talking about.

You know, he...

He, like, goes down and, you know...

No, it's like he massages everywhere.

You know, like down here and...

Oh, you want me to...

Everything.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

I'll try to keep it professional.

And no, in my job description, I don't really do all that.

I mean, I'm asking you, so...

I mean, come on.

Like, can't...

Don't...

Don't you know how to touch a girl?

I mean, yeah, of course.

But, I mean, I wouldn't even know what to do.

Like, I've never done that.

I totally don't want to, like, you know...

I mean, it's...

You know, is there something wrong with me?

Like, do you not want to...

No, no, no, no, no.

No way.

There's nothing wrong with you.

You're amazing.

I mean, I just...

I can't...

I have to keep it, like, professional.

Well, hey, how about I show you?

Like, you can...

Come on.

Like, get up on the table.

You know, undress and everything.

And, you know, I show you what to do on you.

And then you can do it on me.

It's like we're exchanging services.

So, you're going to...

Massage you.

Yeah.

I mean, are you sure about this?

Yeah.

It'll be great.

And...

You know, I've always kind of wanted to do this with Ralph, and it just never happened.

So, I mean, lay back and, you know, I'll touch you, and it'll be really good.

I mean, I've always wanted to.

I mean...

Yeah, yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Exactly.

Yeah, of course.

I mean...

Yes.

I mean, getting dressed and...

Oh, I'm so excited.

You're going to love it.

Oh.

I promise.

I'm pretty sure.

I will.

Never.

All right.

All right.

I like lots of oil.

Oh.

Yeah, it is a lot of oil.

Mm-hmm.

Just make it nice and slippery.

And don't be afraid to use two hands.

I just want to massage it.

Just find all the good spots.

That does feel really, really good.

Mm-hmm.

Just kind of touch all over.

Doesn't that feel good?

Oh, yeah.

It feels amazing.

And it's all in the fingers.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

When you hear that sound, the oil is like slashing around.

I love that.

It's so wet and slippery.

It's very much slippery.

See?

Isn't this relaxing?

Yeah.

See why I want it?

I see exactly what you mean.

And just feel yourself getting more relaxed.

Very relaxed.

Mm-hmm.

It's like even if you don't know what to do, just keep rubbing and massaging.

All right.

Just like that?

Mm-hmm.

and just touch all over oh so relaxing especially to sleep do you think you want to do me now

i mean yeah of course i know exactly what it is you want yes

of course all right i'm ready you want to make sure you use a lot of oil

so you want a lot of oil just like that just like that right there let's cover it

it's perfect oh my god you're doing great i'm gonna go inside

you have to put it inside me what do you mean your dick like you have to put your dick inside

me like ralph has to do this sometimes like when his fingers don't work like i just i just need it

i mean not how i want it no come on come on let's go okay

i mean if that's what it's going to take for you i want you to like this is what i need

oh my god so much better than his fingers

i think you might be better than ralph

please yeah yeah i think you're my new massage guy bang bro