I don't know, I think I'm lost again.

Don't believe that?

I do believe it.

I think you're the worst driver I've ever had.

I'll fucking pull over right now and get off.

I dare you.

I dare you.

This was fun.

This was fun, bro.

I dare you.

Thanks for the money.

Where you going, bro?

Come on.

You're the only fucking licensed driver in this car.

We're all fuck-ups.

I can see clearly now the rain is gone.

Are you security or?

Yo, wake up, wake up.

Wake up, wake up.

You see that?

Go, go, go.

Turn around, turn around, turn around.

Don't run any stop signs.

I'm not doing a stop sign.

Don't tell me how to drive.

Look at that creepy-ass fucking apartment right there.

That shit's creepy, bro.

Look at that apartment right in the middle of nowhere.

What did you say?

What are you, fucking 85?

What are you, like fucking 75?

You fucking...

Pull up on her?

Yeah.

Called for a ride?

Pretty sure.

It says here, yellow shirt, pink shorts.

It says here your names were...

Stacey.

Judith.

Pinkie.

What?

Ruth?

No, it's not Ruth?

I'm just kidding.

Look, I have this camera because I'm...

Sorry, I am filming you.

I hope you don't mind.

It's for my $2,000.

It's like a comedy skit, $2,000.

We're looking for someone to join our little, like...

Our little group to like, you know, play skits on.

We just have a bunch of dudes, so it'd be nice to get like a woman involved in our skits.

You know what I mean?

Okay.

Is it because you don't believe us, or is it because you're too shy?

Well, no, because it's easier for us to drive around and do our skits and stuff like that.

I'm just kidding.

I am.

I am.

I am.

I'm just kidding.

I am.

I am.

I'm just kidding.

I am.

I am.

I am.

I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding.

I am.

I am.

I'm just kidding.

shy well no because it's easier for us to drive around and do our skits and

stuff like that in a van we work out of our van no no we just think we think of

ideas together as a collaborate like we're like we all brainstorm think of

like cool ideas we basically like get together write a bunch of ideas together

and then we just go and shoot them you know and then of course you know like

just make money on on the views it's called skits and shit I mean maybe the

title we could you know it's a working title what's your name do you have five

minutes listen we do pretty well I got a hundred bucks for your time if you you

know just yeah yeah just to kind of just talk to you for five minutes just why

are you looking around we're just I'm right here I'm not trying to like I have

this camera I'm not trying to like I wouldn't videotape this whole thing like

I'm not we're not we're not here to harm you we literally do skits on the

YouTube yeah yeah maybe you're interested in doing this here there's

a hundred bucks for your time we want to make sure that you're compensated for

your trouble that's all okay cool yeah yeah here look come a little closer I

don't want to scream out to your whole neighborhood if you live around here

and stuff okay so a couple basic questions you ever been like on the

internet like that you ever did any kind of any kind of tube channel like

IG okay okay okay so you've done stuff like that have you ever copied any of

the stories and Instagram like any or the IG like like little trending things

yeah like little trends yeah yeah yeah sometimes okay okay so do you think like

you could be able to remember like like like lines or remember like ideas oh

like acting yeah like acting maybe possibly I've never tried it before no

okay okay okay okay but you're comfortable to try like I would you say

your sense of humor is you got a good sense of humor yeah okay okay like is

the driver funny looking to you looking has nothing to do with how he is as a

person it could be funny looking and be a nice guy oh see you got jokes see

there goes the jokes it's not very nice though well yeah I'm the one with the

camera no we're just fighting so so yeah so your sense of humor like you know you

like joking you take yourself too serious like I need you to if I if I

need you to do something like weird and funny you think you can do it how's

your arm are you are you a shy person like in public what do you think you're

willing to do yeah like they are their questions are based on skits so like if

we needed you to tell random strangers like the most wildest crazy shit would

you be able to do that possibly like if we need you to pretend like if you saw a

married couple and then like we were like all right this kid is you pretending

that you're that guy's girlfriend and you had to go walk up to him be like hey

honey what's up who's this girl and like cause a scene yeah that particular skip

you know might be funny we also might get shot but like do you like to have

fun yeah yeah okay what do you do for a living I waitress okay so you

definitely need the money then I'm just saying like what if what if what if one

skit paid out like two or three grand over two or three days isn't that like

that's like really good that's decent two or three grand like how much you

making right now waitressing it's like a thousand and two weeks so I'm saying

this that's a huge difference so you know a thousand dollars a day is like

crazy crazy money right all right would you how do you feel about we have done

these skits in the past where we do like nudity in public like how do you feel

about that or like implied nude you know I mean like I'm not I don't know

shy when it comes to that oh I just don't do that I know you don't do it

consider it for like for money maybe it's a possibility but like what's the

smallest bikini you've ever worn like those tiny tiny tiny bikini's look some

of our skits sometimes like we do like nude or implied nude and you know

obviously within the laws you know we're not like saying you're gonna go

streaking in public or anything but you know like we go to like a nude beach or

something or something crazy would you be how's like nude crazy shit like that

I don't do that I'm sorry I like wearing a tiny tiny tiny ass like bikini and

like walking through a mall I'm not that type of person I really would you show

your tits no the fuck no not at all like you know even if that even if this was

about like comedy sketches well there is some comedy and titties I don't I can't

think of it right now but there is I'm not comfortable with like nudity oh

really so if I give you 300 bucks you would definitely not show us any tits

right now $500 you think you have a price I don't know crazy girls girls

that need money or girls that you know like to have fun what would you do for

500 bucks right now would you would you grab a tree branch and chew on it well I

don't know if the leaf might be poisonous so that might be a bad idea

but like I don't know like oh I know what you could do I got I got an idea I

got this fun thing I like to do it involves scissors yeah it's pretty crazy

so without hurting yourself of course are you wearing underwear yeah would you

consider cutting your underwear off and giving them to us for 300 bucks wait okay

hold on so for $300 you're complaining that $300 is not enough to cut off a

pair of $2 underwears yeah oh my god how much did you pay for your underwear

cuz I'm assuming two or three bucks no Victoria's Secret they're expensive oh

my god okay 15 bucks Wow 500 bucks to cut your underwear I think I do is pull it up

from the side snip snip you don't know 800 bucks that's a lot of money just to

cut some underwear off or show your titties for 800 bucks which one is it

you seem to like your underwear a lot which is like fucking crazy as fuck to

me yeah showing your titties or cutting your underwear off do you have a

boyfriend sounds like you're lying kind of semi stuttered and slowed down okay

because you would be a real shitty girlfriend at this point thank you yeah

but if you're single then hey you got nothing holding you back how old do you

by the way all right 18 with an ID yeah all right good cuz I only want to talk

to 18 year old enough okay you're saying you have an ID to prove your age yes

you're saying you're 18 yes so great I should ask you that first but fine we

know you're 18 would you cut your underwear off or show you titties which

one like your favorite fucking underwear what is the like magical

underwear those are magical underwear no I'm saying no listen I would I would

much rather I mean we would much rather see your tits so fine if you're

comfortable doing that then fuck it like I mean you could get in the van if you

want to show them you don't have to do them out there in public of course open

the door so she can see what's in here look there's nothing in there no one's

gonna grab you nothing nothing crazy no take a look nothing in here but just our

old our old buddy old old buddy old dog you're overthinking it is they

hundred bucks to look I'll even growler off to a thousand it's a thousand

dollars to just kind of like yeah we don't want to see your tits old dog no

no no no don't make it weird we're not trying to touch no of course not we're

not like that it's just about the two time look I'm videotaping it so it's

like literally I'm just yeah think of it like Mardi Gras and we're gonna give you

some beads so come on in then if you if you're down I mean there she go there

she got some jokes now oh my god this girl's brutal this girl came in as a

savage what's wrong with you how would you treat them like that what did we do

to you you're good yeah quick man I want to talk to her she's gonna show us her

titties because she's she's gonna make a thousand oh give me a thousand bucks

okay there we go let me see you just sit in the middle in the middle let's get

over there we go um do you mind if we just drive a little bit because if we

don't drive the AC starts to warm up it's something to do with the catalytic

converter and the you know the batteries so like but if you just yeah yeah yeah

we're just gonna circle your block right here so if you live around here we're

not going anywhere you'll see you'll see and you can get out anytime we're not

holding you against your will just say hey I want to get out we'll pull over

let you out no problem a thousand bucks I think seems like it might be more

definitely count my assistance sir was that a hundred all they try to short

change you else fast yeah just leave the shirt up and while we talk there you go

there sit up straight they go do you mind if we just stare for like a really

like long uncomfortable I mean you were you have really nice tips did you pay

for them or no these are natural with a mother nature I'm not gonna get a boob

job I don't know you know girls are crazy nowadays huge you don't turn it

off just one one is fine stay a little cold in here so tell us about what do

waitressing do you ever get hit on do you work at one of those like like one of

those restaurants that like they're known for like the breasts no like

Hooters no diner job diner job what's your biggest tip you ever got really

Wow you got a thousand bucks to show titties yeah I mean you sure you don't

want to cut those under off I'll give you another thousand all right how about

just to take them off oh look at her she's considering it just take them off

can I ask you when you have a when you have a boyfriend you tend to like it

might be a little personal but do you like tend to like have sex a lot when you

do have a boyfriend okay a little bit of a freak so what do you say would you

take your underwear off for another thousand you would come down here I

yeah we got another thousand yeah this is a dozen I just feel like a lot here

you did come down here

take everything off don't be shy we already know each other well enough come

on you like sharks how would I know that if I didn't if I didn't know you yeah

yeah you like sharks and Panthers and flowers here we'll take it so this is

what you don't want to sell us for fucking thousand dollars what the fuck

I'm stingy okay Jesus you're frugal well you got to be in this day and age so can

we just stare at you until it becomes really uncomfortable

has it already been uncomfortable no no hell no not for us not for him yeah you

happy I think she's having fun now you having fun making this money a little

bit yeah I mean who doesn't love making money how about whatever whatever we

ask like we'll throw some we'll throw some money behind it so we'll just keep

throwing money but would you bend over like that way

why you so shaved what's up was that weird go bend over I mean you're the

one showing us your vagina I like it she doesn't want to show us her ass keep it

in the air there you go put your elbows down there you go see there's nothing

wrong with that you're all in I don't think you shave you probably wax huh

no I shave you shave yeah okay Jonathan you sure you don't want to get a closer look or why you

bring money with you I'm sorry a little bit of kitty can the old word kitty can

kitty can the old word is I'll keep my pockets wait if we if we threw more money could he

can you get a little little butt grab yeah a little old-school butt grab

show from the front turn over turn around sit up there

shit shaving business they can hold y'all out there y'all it's on you now you man

what else would you let him do what else would you let him do I'm looking at you

would you let him make out with your pussy

yeah let's just be real with each other do you want to see what his dick looks

like yeah I do you guys wanted to see what my tits look like hold on we paid

you for the tits you paying us for the ass can we start taking for the dick I

mean 1500 see his dick well you know what you're in luck he'll show you

anyways he's mr. old cheapo he'll show you anyways you're gonna take it all

just show her like you're over here just gentlemen over here all right well let

her see it so what do you think yeah it's nice yeah it's nice I'm shaved

you want to touch it what do you want what do you want what do you want to do

with it well you saw it there it is I mean he

did feel your ass do you want to feel anything from him you want to feel his

ass would be you want to feel his ass

that's where that booty come from yeah I'll give me a hundred bucks to be

touch it whatever you want to it he'll let you see you got full permission full

permission are you trying to come down your knees I feel like you're like I

was debating about it I don't know jump down there jump down there shit get

can the girl be happy

Enjoy yourself.

Yeah.

Get your ass up, old man.

Jesus.

Don't stack on it.

Bang Bros.

Came on your shirt.

Oh, so.

That was wild.

Give her a...

Luckily, carry these just in case.

These always come in handy.

Oh, so.

That was wild? What the hell?

So, look, do you mind if we drop you off here?

We're kind of like in your neighborhood.

We're just right around the corner.

Can I get dressed real quick?

Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't say jump out.

I just said, is this okay?

You know, you can walk or maybe catch a

ride share.

Yeah, don't forget your favorite panties.

Scoop up, yeah, scoop up all that money.

What is that? Oh, man, that's like

roughly three shillings there.

So how do you pronounce your name again?

Kaia?

Don't they have a pet?

No, no, go ahead. How about outside? You got all your money, right?

Put it all away. Yeah.

Well, shit, man. Put all that money away. Don't drop it or anything.

You got your phone?

I don't think she got her phone. You don't got your phone.

Anyway, she don't got her phone.

She got more money.

Man, what's wrong with you? I know.

Girl. That's alright.

You'll be able to make it home, right? Yeah.

Okay, okay. Can you do me one last thing?

Can you just look into my camera and say, hi, I'm Kaia.

I just got fucked on the bus.

Hi, I'm Kaia. I just got fucked on the bus.

Bye.

Nice meeting you.

Alright, well, you're feeding us lunch.

And I'm hungry today.

Fingers.