I have a paper due. I'm kind of fucked. It's Monday. I've been up all night trying to figure it out. Nobody's here, though. So, yeah. Yeah. No, chat's good, but everything's great. Yeah. I've just been up all night trying to get this paper done. It's a lot of work. No, it's, everything's good. Other than that, I mean, I've been partying so much lately, so it's just like, it's kind of been putting it to the side, so now I'm just trying to cram everything together right now. Yeah. Yeah, he's doing awesome. We're, I mean, I'm here by myself, though, so it's like, kind of boring, but I mean, I guess it's helping me get work done. We can always party next weekend, though. You know what I mean? Like, do this, study, get our paperwork, our paper done, whatever. Yeah. Yeah. It's awesome. Yeah, I'm just really hungry. There's nothing here. Like, oh....
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I have a paper due. I'm kind of fucked. It's Monday. I've been up all night trying to figure it out. Nobody's here, though. So, yeah. Yeah. No, chat's good, but everything's great. Yeah. I've just been up all night trying to get this paper done. It's a lot of work. No, it's, everything's good. Other than that, I mean, I've been partying so much lately, so it's just like, it's kind of been putting it to the side, so now I'm just trying to cram everything together right now.
Yeah. Yeah, he's doing awesome. We're, I mean, I'm here by myself, though, so it's like, kind of boring, but I mean, I guess it's helping me get work done.
We can always party next weekend, though. You know what I mean? Like, do this, study, get our paperwork, our paper done, whatever.
Yeah. Yeah. It's awesome.
Yeah, I'm just really hungry. There's nothing here. Like, oh.
Well, like, can you come bring me something?
No, I'm not gonna order food right now. Like, you know, I'm in the middle of nowhere. There's nowhere to order food from. No one's gonna deliver. Like, seriously?
No, just come over and, like, bring a pizza or something from the store. Like, we'll cook it. It'll be okay.
And hang out. Seriously? Are you serious right now?
No, because you know why I don't want to fucking order something right now.
Okay, well, I guess I'll try to call someone and say, so they'll come deliver pizza, but I really don't think they're gonna do that.
Okay, well, so, yeah, I'll try, but, like I said, I don't think anyone's gonna come deliver right now.
Are you serious?
Dude, you are such a fucking bitch. Like, I don't know why you can't just do this.
Okay, whatever, then.
Hi, are you guys delivering right now?
Is there any way you guys can just, like, make one exception and come out here, please?
No, like, I've been up studying all night. I've been writing a paper for school, and, like, nobody will deliver right now.
I'm kind of in the middle of nowhere.
But, like, I can make sure I tip you guys good or something.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Please?
Okay, thank you so much. I love you guys.
Let's grab this pizza here.
Why is there two of you?
Well, actually, this is our new guy, Brock. He's just on training run right now. Just ride along.
It's all good.
So, uh, it's $40.
Is it seriously $40?
Yeah, it's $40. It's what we charge for a little bit of pizza.
Okay.
I should have told you that.
That includes your tip.
It's not a tip. This is halfway across town for us.
You also charge $40 for a pizza.
I didn't charge $40. My boss charged $40.
This guy knows it's a $10 surcharge because you're out of our coverage area.
Hey, hey, it's all right. Listen. Listen. That's how much the pizzas are. It's fine. You know, it's customary to tip.
But, uh, I don't know. You know, there's other ways you could give a tip.
I'm good.
No, I don't think you understand. Like, I'm going to get something.
I'm going to get something out of you here. You're going to give me a tip.
All right?
No! Stop!
Come here.
All right?
Calm down a little bit.
Sound good?
Yeah.
All right. Good.
All right.
I'm going to take this knife away. You're not going to move, huh?
You're not going to run? You're not going to scream?
Okay.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Good. You okay?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
I think it was some high school kids pulled a prank or something, called us all the way out here, then didn't show.
Um, but the bad news is, we actually got a flat, you know.
Probably going to be a little bit late getting back to the shop.
Just wanted to call, uh, give you a heads up.
All right, cool.
We'll see you when we see you.
Hopefully soon.
All right, cheers.
A little bit.
Yeah.
All right, come on, honey.
I think she's going to get a nice look at you, huh?
Nice. She's cute.
Come on.
Come on.
Open up your fucking eyes.
Come on.
You're doing pretty well, baby.
Easy.
Easy.
That's all right.
Oh, yeah.
That's good, huh?
I'm beat.
You like it?
All right, come on.
What do you think, Brock?
You're a good tube, huh?
Come here.
Come on.
That's right.
Our friend Brock.
Just get a nice face and then come on, huh?
Okay, stop.
What do you think?
What do you think, huh?
Uh-huh.
Yeah?
You see this?
Come on, we'll get it.
See panties, you were expecting us?
Beautiful.
Wow.
That's nice.
Fucking say, okay?
Okay?
Okay.
Suck it.
Pussy get fucked.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, come on.
How's that?
Tastes good?
No, not at all.
I think she's definitely like...
Where do you fucking hide it?
You got any tape?
We better tie this bitch up, man.
She might try to escape on us.
Where do you keep the tape?
Where's the fucking tape at?
Huh?
Where is it?
Where's the fucking tape at?
It might be in the drawer.
Look in the drawer.
Go over here.
Look in the drawer.
Put your legs together.
I'm not fucking with you.
I think you figured that out by now, huh?
Get this pretty little mouth shut.
Mouth?
Get her mouth too?
Yeah.
You're lying.
I'm saying get no fucking money in this goddamn house.
We're not fucking about shit in here.
There's no fucking thing in this house.
Well, I told you.
Bro, bitch.
Come on.
You ain't got no money.
We're going to have to get something else.
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