what are you doing nerd stop nothing i'm just trying to relax why do you have your feet up like that that's good for my circulation oh you need circulation did you go outside today yeah i went outside like i'll tell all the time why do you always say i don't go outside because i never see you outside silly i do all kinds of stuff outside i never seen before but okay i went for a walk this morning a whole walk you outside yeah i need evidence but okay...
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what are you doing nerd stop nothing i'm just trying to relax why do you have your feet up like
that that's good for my circulation oh you need circulation did you go outside today yeah i went
outside like i'll tell all the time why do you always say i don't go outside because i never see
you outside silly i do all kinds of stuff outside i never seen before but okay i went for a walk this
morning a whole walk you outside yeah i need evidence but okay
you need to start like yeah when you start coming to the gym with me sorry you start coming to the
gym with me you're a little you know i don't want to go to the gym well you're just a little flabby
you know just it wouldn't kill you you can get a girlfriend i don't want a girlfriend and i do
calisthenics sometimes okay well i think you should come with me instead of your walks outside
i don't i mean gyms are annoying and crowded and there's girls i don't care i don't care about
girls i can i can get like you think i don't get girls i get girls all the time i'm your big step
sister i live with you i think i would know if you get girls or not you're not with me every
moment of the day you don't see all the different times where i'm i'm going out and
meeting chicks and doing and doing stuff with them you do not sound really believable right now
leave me alone stop bothering me i'm not doing anything well i just got back from the gym so just
give me a massage like you always do i told you i'm not doing that anymore what do you mean you're
not doing that anymore because it's fucking weird it's not weird because it's weird you're my big
sister why the what you're the one who's pushing me fix your legs okay go go to massage please
you're free yeah just give me a massage real quick quit being stingy why i'm not even good at it
you are good at it or i wouldn't ask you i'm gonna build up like your arm muscles or something
you're not gonna get okay fine okay i'll give you a massage say yes yes okay oh it's not weird
unless you make it weird yeah you know the drill what kind of massage was that you're being such
a nerd right now you should be paying me to do this oh yeah right what degree do you have
do you have to have a degree to be a massage person i don't know some kind of certificate or
something but you definitely don't have it because you're inside yeah you need to get a little bit
better at this there's no job i'm not trying to be the massage therapist person okay well you could
force me to give you massages i think you'll be because you threaten to beat me up if i don't
well you do it and then you know that's fine you'll live also we're going to the gym
yes that's what's dumb going to the gym what are you doing for yeah we could get muscles
girls like muscles like big ones you should be worried about talking to girls are annoying
anyway most of the time so what do you do for fun like a million different things
oh your business it is my business i live with you so i you know i'll probably know
and girls is not a hobby that you do yes i do sometimes i just don't tell you about it
i'll believe it when i see it how about that okay whatever do you have to do it
stop being like that like you've never seen it every time because it's the same thing if you
left it on no it's not you get directly on the skin and you should put your elbow into it anyway
or something some elbow grief girls like massages too it's not normal maybe massage your your butt
i'm just saying it's like weird no man on this earth would complain except for you it's fine
whatever i don't care okay see that's much better i don't forget to get like the side
blue part too okay they do this stuff normal massages yes they do they just don't tell anybody
about it see it's not that bad giving me a massage that's fine i don't care it's whatever i just
think you should really like get in there you have a boner right now no yes you do no i don't you're
giving me a massage you're a big step sister and you have a lawyer no i don't shut up i'm
giving you a massage like what are you talking about you're such a fucking liar i'm not lying
why are you lying i'm not lying i don't have a bonus let me see it let me see no no serious
why do you want to see it because this is probably the first time
a girl has touched her penis no it's not it definitely is a lot bigger than i thought it
why do you think it was tiny you're just inside all the time i don't know so you're doing any
activities so i have a tiny penis because i just don't go outside kind of makes sense
look since you're complaining about giving me massages i'll just help you come like real quick
okay i guess yeah it's fine don't worry about you're gonna kind of like what a minute two minutes
30 seconds that's fine i can i can like last like a long as time actually i don't know about that
but no no i've been with like a bunch of girls how many a bunch name them you can't
don't be a baby you don't be like a minute you'll be fine i can last like a long as time actually
if i want to see and give me a massage every day and just not complain from now on do you think
it's like like looks like kind of nice yeah i mean it's a lot bigger than i thought it would be
honestly it's thick and ready to go see touch your boobs more oh see i didn't want you to like find
out well just tell me next time instead of me having to find out see you need this anyway
oh yeah now you can be in one yeah oh my god i tell any of the statements both
surprise you haven't come yet i told you i can last the longest time i'm like really good at like
sex shit yeah okay i'm gonna make you come really soon i can last this long like a long as time i'm
telling you okay if you say so there we go so you're just not gonna come yeah you're good yeah
mm-hmm yeah i am perfectly fine you're not gonna come that happens i could last longer i just
yeah okay you just make sure you don't tell your friends about any of this
okay i won't you're sure yeah i swear i swear yeah okay what are you doing nerd hey
stop nothing i'm just hanging out as usual doing nothing what kind of stuff today well
i'm gonna go to the beach so you should get up and come with it's like a hundred degrees outside i
know that's the point gonna get a tan hang out in some sand what you're wearing onto the beach
yeah what's wrong with it it's like there's a strain now your tip days already this isn't even
like clothes this is like that's like lingerie or something you're gonna wear that to the beach
yes i'm gonna wear it to the beach no one's gonna say anything dude you're gonna get arrested
nerd i've been calm and it'll be fine it's not like you're doing anything anyway no why am i
hanging out like why don't we just like stay home or just like air conditioning or we could go get
a tan and play in the water let's like let's just let's just hang out like you know like i'd like
give you the massage again yeah i'm sure you would love to do that again yeah well i think
you'd love it too you lasted like not even three minutes what no just like i was like at least like
five or six minutes you can keep telling yourself that that's fine yeah but it was
like it was fun though right yeah it was cool well like let me i can give you like another massage
like or we could just do more stuff you know what do you mean like stuff stuff in my penis
and other stuff you know you came in 30 seconds how do you think there was like five minutes six
minutes it was like a long time it really wasn't though just give me another chance i could i can
i can go way longer i swear god maybe another beach and you want to massage me again yeah we
could just skip right to the other part the penis part yeah the part where i play with your penis
yes but then like do just give me a shot give me a shot i swear i could do like
i'll last longer this time just do your do do better this time okay i'll make you calm i swear
okay we'll see about that hurry up you better not come i'm not i'm gonna do way better we don't
even need to do this if you're gonna come i'm not i'm telling you just give me another shot
i want to make you calm okay we'll see you're sure sure we're not done yet
yeah you did do good this time okay hurry up
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