What are you doing back here?

You got me outside like some weirdo.

What was that all about?

I wasn't staring at you.

I was not, okay?

You're not even supposed to be on the fraternity property.

I don't care.

Everyone's gone. Why are you here?

It's spring.

Everyone took off to Cabo.

Well, I don't know.

I don't even want to go to Cabo.

You don't want to go to Cabo?

No. I get the whole house for myself.

Also, I was going to go hang out in the pool and then I saw you out there

and I was like, okay,

just another fucking trespasser.

So I made you too nervous

to go outside in the pool?

No, I didn't say that. I just wanted like a long time.

You kind of did though.

No, I was going to come out.

Okay, so you just hid and

stared at me instead?

I looked at you for like

five seconds. Five seconds?

That's a long time to be staring at someone.

Okay, it was four seconds.

I don't know.

Also, like, why aren't you in Cabo?

I've done Cabo so many times.

Wild and wet with everyone.

Ew.

So you're just going to sneak into the fraternity pool

all week? Yeah. I mean, it's so nice

that we don't have a pool. It's so not fair.

Yeah, isn't that weird?

I always wondered that.

I know. It doesn't even make sense.

Hot girls should have the pool.

No, you guys have to come to the fraternity.

Maybe that was the plan.

Maybe.

Whoever thought of that was genius.

So,

you're going to be using the pool all week while everyone's in Cabo?

Yeah, definitely.

So I'm going to be around

and I need to make sure

you're not going to be a little weirdo.

Okay, I looked at you

for like, okay, maybe I looked for like

ten seconds, but I promised I was going to come

and say hi. Okay, good.

Because it's just like

be normal, you know? Yeah, I know.

We're friends. I've talked to you before.

It's not that weird. I haven't talked to you.

It's not that weird.

It's not that scary.

Also, I wasn't

like, I was not expecting anyone

to be outside.

It is nice. I get the whole,

literally the entire frat to myself.

Like, the whole house.

I know. What are you going to do with all this

time by yourself?

I honestly, you know, I thought it would be fun

and I'm 24 hours into it and I'm like

bored.

Yeah, I've been pretty bored too since

I'm all alone as well.

Is everyone in the sorority there?

No, everyone's gone.

Yeah, everyone's in Cabo.

Everyone's gone, which is what I wanted,

but I don't know.

It might be nice to get into

some of my own fun too,

you know? Yeah, well,

I mean, you are just across the street,

so. Yeah.

Maybe, I mean,

we could like swim laps or hang out in the

bathtub or something. Yeah,

that sounds fun. I need a tan.

You do need a tan. Yeah, I need my

summer body. Yeah.

You already have yours. Yeah.

I do. Maybe that's what I was

admiring.

Sure. Yeah. I'm sure

that's what it was.

Well, I mean,

do you want to have some fun with me?

What do you mean by that?

You know, everyone else is

like hooking up in Cabo and like

having sex and

I don't know. Why shouldn't

we have our own little fun?

For real?

Yeah. I mean,

we do have the whole fucking place

to ourselves, so. Right.

No one's gonna gossip about it.

Well, also, you can't,

if you tell that like

I let you inside, like, I can get in trouble.

I'm not gonna fucking lose my,

like, it works hard to be here.

Well, I will make sure

you don't get in trouble, okay? Don't tell

anyone I let you in. And also, I didn't even let you

in.

It's true. I think everything will

be fine. I think you're overthinking it.

Okay.

Do you agree?

What do you say?

Absolutely.

Oh, fuck.

You're welcome.

I just wondered what your cock looks like.

Oh, really? Yeah.

I was

imagining what your tits

look like. I could tell.

I knew it.

I knew that's what you were thinking about.

What do you think?

Is that what you imagined?

Yeah.

Just like I imagined.

Oh, my God.

You have a really pretty

cock. Really? Yeah.

Holy fuck.

Oh, the frat guy said

I'd be the only one who didn't get laid spring break.

Oh, no.

No. I can't let that

happen.

Do you like getting

the balls sucked? Oh, I fucking love it.

Yeah.

God.

You know what?

Oh, my buddy. That's you.

Sure. Yeah.

Why don't you explore?