Man feels like we've like it's been forever since we've done one of these How the fuck are you? I'm doing is so so amazing Are you I am we're excited to have you super excited to have you miss blue miss fucking blue So go ahead...
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Man feels like we've like it's been forever since we've done one of these
How the fuck are you? I'm doing is so so amazing
Are you I am we're excited to have you super excited to have you miss blue
miss fucking blue
So go ahead
Yes, I want some dick I was gonna tell everyone how you you know, you called this up you're like, hey, I'm in town
I want dick get me on that fucking bus and find me some dick and we're like, all right. Well, we'll make it happen girl
We'll make it happen. Let's just say I'm very eager
Can't promise I will find you some dick. I'm sure there's somebody walking around here
I don't know what kind of dick will find you but do you really care?
As long as it's hard at this point. No, I don't care. I just need something in me right now
As long as it's hard. Yes
So you keep bragging about an award
That you want. Yes
Are you yeah, I want for for yes for everyone that doesn't know what you want. Tell us what you want
I want an award for having the nicest pussy
Yeah, it gets good reviews
I will say
Having the nicest pussy. Well, I was gonna say you can't you can't tell us what you won without showing us
Let's let's let's let them take it all then
Okay, so that's an award-winning pussy yes
It is
And I see if whatever hard dicks I fire can handle it
do have quite the
talent for making people so I want to come really early so
You just start with that now hi nice to meet you
winning pussy
I have the nicest pussy nice to meet you
I have the nicest pussy in the industry nice to meet you
What about that ass how does it look from the back?
come down here come down here come down there you know you don't have to wear
those anymore you know that right I'd say all the holes are pretty great
would you look at that ass it's plant-based grass-fed all vegan booty
okay I think my favorite thing is just I don't know I love riding dead quad
honestly you do like I have I have a position I like to do where I'm
basically like squatting on the deck like this I call it the cock destroyer
the cock destroyer well you know we got to test it out today oh we really I'm
definitely wet and ready
mmm wondering well I'm gonna need you to kind of go up there in a second and I
just get you off of the view for some reason just needs to needs a little bit
more time so excited hopefully I know I could speak for all the bangroes when we
say we hope to fulfill that pussies needs today
I'm sure
I'm sure you will. You guys never disappoint.
Why don't you go get in the front seat and get ready to see if we can see anyone.
Yes.
There you go.
Stay, stay partying from the tits down.
We gotta help her roll down the window and get ready for this shit.
Why are we driving around this neighborhood? It's so dead out here.
We're trying to find you somebody.
There's like no one here though.
Actually, you know, the camera doesn't care if you find anyone or not because we're just gonna keep staring at it.
We're gonna keep trying to stare at some pussy.
Yeah.
But anyways, you keep looking.
Can we go to the beach at least? Like, I bet there's gonna be more people there.
Okay, we're heading to the beach. I don't know, this guy gets lost all the damn time. Where you at?
I feel like we've been driving in circles.
He's actually from LA, so he's like, he thinks he's driving around LA right now.
He's trying to find LA.
My pussy is wet and ready.
Oh, I see.
Oh my god, come on!
Chels, we need some dick!
I'm gonna like go crazy right now.
I'm sure, look, if you do see anyone on the way to the beach, just let us know.
I will. I'm literally keeping my eyes sealed right now.
Yeah, go that way, go that way, go that way and then just go down a little bit and then you should hit the highway coming up.
I hope we find someone before because the beach is gonna be kind of far from here.
I know it's far, but at this point, I need something.
I need something.
Oh, man.
She's just touching herself in the fucking bus.
This is awesome.
I'm ready.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
This is awesome.
Wait, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
What?
I see a guy right there.
Pull over, pull over, pull over.
Right there.
Hey, come here.
Yeah, you.
Does he work right there?
I don't know.
Yeah, you.
Come on, don't be shy.
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Look at you.
Oh, shit.
Look at those nice, big, strong arms.
Come here.
I don't bite.
Come on.
What's your name?
Chels.
Chels.
Chels.
Come on.
What's your name, man?
What's going on?
Who are you guys?
What's your name?
You.
Nice to meet you, Liam.
Well, I'm really fucking worn out.
Oh, shit.
She led straight with it.
You know, introduction.
She led straight with it.
And I don't know.
We've been driving around for a while.
Have you?
And I just saw you.
Is this a joke?
No, this is for real.
My name's Jules.
Nice to meet you.
Look.
Yeah.
He saw it.
He saw it.
He saw it.
He saw it.
He saw it.
He saw it.
He saw it.
He saw the pussy.
He saw the pussy.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I know.
Hold on.
I'm going really fast.
I'm going really fast right here.
But I'm really fucking worn out.
And my friends right here, they've been helping me drive around so I could find someone to
fuck.
You can get closer, Liam.
Say hi to her.
Be nice.
So what do you think?
What do you think about it?
You know, she has.
I got to tell you.
That's an award winning pussy, by the way.
She won an award for a nice looking pussy.
What do you think?
I don't disagree.
You don't disagree?
Smart man.
Whoever gave you that.
Yeah.
Who gave you that award?
I don't know.
I feel like.
I'm looking at your nice big strong arms and I'm just thinking.
Where are you headed right now?
Are you like.
Do you.
Like.
I know you're like in shell shock.
You can't speak.
He's like.
The man with two sons.
I'm just walking home on my lunch break.
Okay.
So look.
She's telling the truth.
There is a small catch.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
What's the catch?
And it's got nothing to do with money.
Yeah.
You do have to let us film it all though.
Is that okay?
If you let us film you.
You can fuck me.
Fucking her.
Then you have permission to fuck her.
You're going to be right now.
There's no way.
Yeah.
Right now.
I mean look.
Look at this pussy bro.
She's showing you this pussy for no reason.
There's no way.
This ain't real.
This is fucking for real.
You want to touch the pussy.
Do you want to touch it?
I can't.
Will that sell it?
There's no way.
Will that sell it if you touch it?
There's no way.
No way.
So you're.
Okay hold on.
Hold on.
So you're.
Are you guys cops?
No.
Of course we're not.
Man.
What kind of cop is this?
Are you guys cops?
What kind of cop is giving out our pussy?
I have blue hair.
I have white hair.
I don't know how to do this.
I don't know how to do it.
Go ahead.
Unless you don't want to touch the pussy.
Do you want to at least touch it?
Yeah.
You should.
Maybe you need to hear it from you.
Maybe that's why.
Yes.
Do you want to touch my pussy?
Just see.
Maybe that'll help convince you.
Give them permission.
You can touch my pussy.
Come on.
She gave you permission.
Totally good bro.
Let's see.
It's on camera.
She gave you permission.
Ooh look at these big strong hands.
Oh she started sucking it and everything.
Mmm.
He's touching it.
Ooh.
Ooh you went in.
Look at that.
Oh yeah.
This guy just went right in.
This is not real.
All right, so are you doing it or not?
I need to get in.
Yeah, like, are you doing it?
Oh, shit.
He said, okay, okay, okay.
All right, enough talk.
Go back there.
Go back there.
Go back there.
He'll get in.
Open up that door, bro.
Get in there.
Go sit down in the back with her.
What is happening right now?
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
She's going right for it.
Oh, she's grabbing it.
Grabbing it.
Go ahead and see what he has.
I'm going to look at the booty back here.
Let me know if he's hard.
Usually, it takes some time to get settled in.
How's it look back there, Jules?
You know, I gave him just a few quick strokes, and his cock's super fucking hard.
Look.
No fucking way.
Son of a...
Get the fuck out of here.
This little...
Pull these down.
Come on.
We have more full access to your fucking cock.
Hey, this little pervert.
This guy just...
I don't know who's the bigger pervert, me or him.
You know what?
Maybe it's the color of the shirt.
Can you notice that?
You guys are wearing blue.
You guys match.
I felt like a blue-collar day.
Fuck.
I love when a cock is...
Nice and fucking hard for me.
You know what?
I think I might keep you here in my van and fuck you all day long.
She's hungry.
Oh, fuck.
What do you think, Liam?
Nice and sloppy.
What?
That's amazing.
She's swallowing it.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I'm glad I got in here.
I bet you're going now.
What are we waiting for?
Why don't we strap this guy up?
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Okay, take that.
I fucking need that right now.
Take that.
Fuck.
Got to practice safe sex.
That's not great.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Would you say your move was
One shot at it homie
You get one shot
You get one shot, time to go
Put your clothes on
We still can, what are you doing?
I don't need to go
Yeah you do bro, you gotta go
Alright, peace out
He didn't even worry about nothing
Take that with you
Take that with you
Yeah bro
Put your dick away
I'll try
Step away from the vehicle
I liked you, okay bye
I liked you on the way out
I liked you
Oh geez
Oh my god what happened?
The grip, the grip
It was the grip
It was the fucking grip
The grip strikes again
Yeah motherfucker man, I didn't even see the coming
I know you didn't even fucking say anything
He didn't say shit
He just went
But you know what
You know what
You're fresh and you want more right?
Like we're not done right?
I have so much fucking more in me
Woo let's do this
Okay the hunt continues
I mean the search
The search, you're hunting
I am hunting
It's fucking dick season
Alright so now we'll go to the beach
At least we found somebody to hold you off
I was getting a little ravenous
He probably just got you all worked up now
You didn't even tell me when you were coming
So annoying
It's still very wet too
So note for people out there
Tell them when you're coming
Wait a second, wait a second
Look at that guy right there
You see something?
Yeah I do
You're getting lucky in these little neighborhoods right now
Hey, hey come here
Don't worry about it, I want to talk to you real quick
Just come here
She just wants to say hi bro
She wants to say hi
What's up?
Why you keep looking back?
Ain't no way bro
What the fuck, are you seriously naked?
Oh shit
Ain't no way bro, ain't no way
So this is a little crazy
But I have just been so fucking horny today
Driving around
Just needing someone to fuck me
Like right now, please
So me, I get to fuck?
I mean if you got time
Why you keep looking back bro?
I got a girl, I have a girlfriend
You have a girlfriend?
She lives right there?
Are you waiting for your sneaky wink out here?
No I'm just on my phone just texting
What you saying your name was?
My name is Jason
I'm just kidding, I'm not a hater
I'm sorry, I was just joking
I can sneak out
We won't say anything
But look the trick is you gotta do it right here in the van
And you gotta let us film it
Film? Yeah so... Fuck it I'm down
What if my girl sees it?
What if my girl sees it?
I don't know, that's on you
Tell her not to go on
I don't know
Just tell her not to go on the internet or anything
Okay, let me see one more
This guy is like the shittiest boyfriend ever bro
This guy is like the worst
Get in, get in
This guy is the worst
Go ahead
Oh shit
You this guy
Alright, here
Yo he just whipped it out
What's wrong with this guy?
Yo this guy is an animal
If I'm a cheat I gotta go all the way
Yo drive away, drive away
Oh shit, drive away, drive away
What the fuck, look at this guy
Look at his tats too, bad boy
Only bad boys get sex too
Yeah he's a shitty boyfriend
That's what he is
Yo you wild bro
Y'all can't even scoop me
I'm just going to film
We'll see how long
we can keep him here today
Might need to come up with a good excuse
for your girlfriend later
Your girlfriend is going to be wondering
where you at
Oh fuck
You make me super
You sound better
than my girl
What do we have here?
I got lucky today
Wow look at this nice juicy cock
You wanna see these titties?
Fuck yes
Inside of me
Oh my god I can't wait to
get this all wrapped up
so I can ride it
What did you just call your dick?
Conqueror?
Honestly I can't fucking stop sucking
I love the way this cock feels in my mouth
Juicy cock
Exactly what I've been waiting for all day
I love sucking up too
What?
You're gonna cum?
What the heck?
Already?
Oh my god
He wasn't lying
Oh my god the condom
I was just about to hook you up bro
Oh my god
He came so much
Oh my
That's crazy
You guys got good head skills?
Damn!
Yeah but I can keep going
Stay hard
They all say that
No bro listen bro
I was excited to sit on this one
Let this be a life lesson
Sometimes in life you only get one chance at things
I'm so sorry
We're gonna kick you out
Oh please
We didn't let the last person
Wipe off
But I'm gonna be nice to you and let you wipe off
I'm being nice right now
You know what?
That's what you get for being a shitty boyfriend bro
He's gonna be the best I promise you
I'm sure it's great
So he's gonna tease me like that?
You teased me!
You teased me!
I was gonna fuck
But I can still not I can stay hard
So now you gotta do the right thing
Go to your girlfriend
How am I gonna go to my girlfriend?
Give your girlfriend some
Don't forget your shirt
This guy said
Come on please
No no no I gotta get out
You gotta go bro
You gotta go
Step out bro
Hey it was nice meeting you old man
Please don't tell my girl
Please don't tell my girl
Oh shit
This guy
This guy said
Please don't tell my girl
Yeah she probably gonna see this man
And he busted her
I'll email it to her
Yo that dick was bigger than the last one
I know I know I was so excited too
Oh man we almost had it
Almost fucking had it
I feel like at this point it should be called the Jules Blue Challenge
Can these guys handle it
Uh oh she's talking about that pussy
He didn't even get the pussy
He just looked at it
Them head skills
You know what
Third time's a charm
That's what they say
Well let's do this shit then
Let's do it let's fucking do it
So far so good
Third time's a charm
Is it bad that we just resort to staring at the pussy
You look for guys
We'll look at the pussy
Sounds like a plan
I mean it is an award winning
Don't leave it
Leave it
I like her as is
Just leave it like that
She does need the air out
The AC going on her
Wait a second
There's this guy up here
He's walking
He's kinda cute too
She is talking
Her funny senses are like
Come here
Hey I wanna talk to you real quick
What do you want
He's like what do you want
I just wanted to ask you something
Actually how old are you first man
Do you mind us asking you how old you are
Yeah he looks a little young
I'm 22
You're kinda cute
I appreciate that
Yeah where are you going right now
Shit I'm just going to hang out with some friends
Okay well why don't you hang out with me instead
You wanna bring her with you
You wanna show up with her
Come here though I have something I think you might like
I don't
I don't really do all of that whatever you got going on
I don't do all of that oh shit
Oh wow
What you don't believe her?
I think I definitely have something you would like
Nah I know we pulling up on you
Listen she wants to show you something
Yeah come here
Come in here and look down
Oh shit
So explain yourself hurry
So so so so
This is really fucking crazy
But I'm just so fucking horny
I'm the biggest pervy slut you'll ever meet
And I
He can't get his eyes off of you
I think you should hop in my van
Actually you know what I gotta ask you a question
She she she won there's an award that's out there in this world
For best looking pussy
Do you think it was given to her properly
Oh yeah for sure that's
That's a beautiful question
So do you believe her when she says that she wants to fuck
With her being half naked in the passenger seat
I mean it's not often that you have
People like me looking like me roll up on you
Nah not at all
I mean it's kind of enticing
It's shit
It's like vocabulary words on us
You like the color blue
Yeah I love the color blue
I love the color blue
You wanna touch the pussy
Can I
Ask her nicely ask her
Yeah I like a gentleman
I can touch it
Yeah you can touch it
You can pet her
I sweat
Oh shit
So what do you think
Film it
Yeah on camera
I mean
As long as you allow us to record it
He's still he's still
He's still touching it though
So what do you think
Ah fuck it
Fuck it
You sure you don't wanna hang out with the homies
Fuck them get in
Did he just lick or smell his hand
What did he do
Which one was that
Sit down
Or smell your fingers
I didn't see that
Which one did you just do
I licked him
Oh little nasty ass
Oh I love that
Oh little nasty ass
Let's see what we have here
Oh I think he's getting excited
He's getting excited already
Of course is he
He's fucking young ass dudes
Little 20 what did you say you were 23
I'm 22
22 you little fucking 20 ass
She's only 16
Oh my
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Oh my god
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Oh my god
It's going to be so good
I'm just like
I'm just gonna
I'm gonna have to
I'm gonna have to take a peak
You're like
I feel like you're so fucking rock hard right now
oh my i think me and you're gonna have a lot of fun
nice bye
and i better get to him this time and the last last guy didn't make it
should we just like wrap it up that quick before you get your head skills
oh i can't help myself sometimes
um you need to take these off a bit oh look at something nice to you she wants you to be
comfortable yeah she has a special move ask her what that special movement is what's your special
move i call it the cock destroyer because it makes guys want to come really fast i have a really i
got that grip going that's all i can say okay i'll go i'll go easy on him i'll go easy on him
yeah wait a second yeah i think i think down here down here down here yeah yeah yeah yeah
there you go come on bro yeah come on get comfortable
guide you in she's tight oh
oh wow oh my gosh i could do this all day long finally
yes yes yes yes
right there right there right there oh my god oh my god oh my god
stretching me out this is exactly what i wanted
oh my god oh that's right
that's right yeah that pussies yours yes
uh hold on oh i'm gonna need some more loom your cock's
nice a bit and like stretch me out perfectly
there we go i want you to be able to slip and slide out of my
yeah yeah yeah oh my
right there right there right there
oh my god yeah yeah
oh my god you might make me cum like this
oh my god
oh my god
yes that's fucking right that's fucking right
keep pounding me keep pounding me
oh fuck so
yeah oh my god
holy fuck
you look at stroking
oh my god
right there right there
yes right there
I'm not done with you
get out of your clothes bro
be careful he's too excited
but I can't blame him
I am too
fuck yes oh my god
fuck oh my god
that's right pump into my fucking pussy like that
I think you've restored my face
like the young guys
in their 20s
yes oh my god yes
that's fucking right that's fucking right
right there right there
right there oh my god
you know what oh I need to
sit back I need to
sit back
don't worry I don't
mmm mmm mmm
you can touch me
that's fucking right
oh my god
yes yes yes
yes yes yes
oh my fucking god
oh my god
your cock feels so fucking good
I'm straight
I'm straight
right there right there
right there right there
mmm fuck
oh my god oh my god oh my god
oh my god right there fuck
fuck fuck
hold on I need your cock
oh my
mmm I'm just gonna fuck you in any way I can possibly
think of
oh fuck
it feels so fucking good
I need you to bend me over again honestly
yeah go back to bending over fucking bend me over please
I'm not getting enough of that
fucking please
take that shirt off bro
right right right
oh yes yes
right there right there
yes yes yes
fuck oh my god you're making me feel so fucking good
oh you're counting me just
oh my god yes
oh my god fuck
oh my god fuck
uh huh fuck right there
right there right there
oh my god oh my god oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
fuck yes
oh my gosh right there oh you're hitting
my fucking비지 language
yes fuck oh my god
just like that wow
Oh, you're impressing me so much already.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh, yes, right there, right there, right there.
Fucking good, I'm like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
That's fucking right.
Oh, yeah, you need those nice, slow strokes.
There.
There.
Uh-huh.
Fuck.
Darling, please.
I never want you to stop.
Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
That's fucking right.
That's a fuck.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Fuck, yes, just like that, just like that, just like that, just like that.
Ah!
Oh, my God.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You definitely need lots of lube for this.
This is a bit cock.
That's right.
Mm, fuck, yes.
Oh, you want me to rinse over again?
You like that?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Normally, I don't let you have to say, but mm.
Oh, fuck, yes.
Fuck.
Just like that.
You fuck me so fucking good.
You fuck me so fucking good.
You fuck me so fucking good right there, right there, right there.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
Fuck.
Yes!
Oh, my God.
He's really good.
That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.
That's right, that's right, fuck, yes.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, yes.
Fuck.
What?
Oh, fuck, ah, ah, ah.
You're making me cum?
What, what, oh, my God?
You're gonna cum?
Yeah, I was gonna cum.
Take it off, do it first.
Let me see then.
You're gonna fucking cum.
Mm.
Yeah, that's fucking right.
That's fucking right.
Afternoon snack.
Oh, wow.
You know,
I hate to do this to you, but I'm going to have to kick you out now.
Yeah.
Thanks for fucking me really good.
You did a good job.
Yeah.
He deserves a...
He could get a wipe.
Oh, yeah, you deserve a wipe.
Normally,
I don't let you wipe the cum off, but
you know, you did really good.
You gave me some good dick
and some good stroke game.
Yeah, maybe I'll see you around on these streets
again.
Yeah, actually,
let me get your phone
real quick. Is your phone there?
I think it's down here somewhere.
Yeah, do you mind if I put my number
in your phone, bro?
Maybe we could
do some business later.
Yeah?
Down to fuck some more girls
for us?
Oh, shit, this guy.
Look at him.
I drained the life out of him right there.
No, no, put your clothes on.
Put your clothes on. Put them on, bro.
Don't worry about it.
He's not even thinking straight.
Put your fucking pants on.
Don't worry about it, homie.
He's like naked in the streets, so
what?
Yeah, you go tell your homies about this one.
I do parties.
Now you can go outside.
I do parties. Look at her.
Try to get some side work.
Here, close this door. Here you go, man.
Here's your phone, man. I put my number in there.
So, hopefully,
we'll give you a call, okay?
All right.
All right, yo, it was good meeting you.
Good meeting y'all, too.
This guy's all fucked.
That's the way I like to leave.
All right, we gotta give her a...
Let's have her sign this motherfucker.
I'm gonna sign it right here.
Oh, look, we got a blue one.
Okay.
Okay.
You gonna go right there?
Yeah, I think right here.
Let's try this blue one, though.
I feel like Jewel's blue.
Gotta do the blue.
There you go.
Yay!
Date that motherfucker.
Oh, yeah.
26.
This is a legendary day.
There we go.
Great way to start the year.
There you go.
Jewel's motherfucking blue.
All right, now let's go feed her.
You wanna eat?
Yes, please.
Yes, let's do this.
Fangirls.
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