Study time!

What?

Yeah, it's study time.

No, not right now.

Yes, right now.

You know what you got on your last test?

It's Mario!

You failed three out of the four tests that you took last month.

And mom is really not happy about that.

So, it's study time.

Yeah, but I failed it, like, not as bad.

Does that make a difference?

God.

You're ridiculous.

I'm your sethister, and I'm kind of in charge of making sure you don't fail out of all of your classes.

So, you're gonna listen to me, and we're gonna study.

Okay, listen, like, not everybody is as genetically gifted as you, and can be a genius, okay?

Whatever.

I think we were on plant physiology.

So, can you tell me what a chlorophyll does?

No, I don't.

Can we not?

Can you just give me, like, 15 minutes or something?

No, we don't have 15 minutes.

You need to know this now.

Okay.

Alright.

Okay, so, what does the chloropath do?

What are you paying in an hour?

Do you have amounts of attention in any of your classes?

Yeah, the sun, the photosynthesis.

No, that's what a chlorophyll does.

What?

You're so stupid.

Oh, my God.

I don't know what that is you're drawing.

Hey, are you even listening?

Yes, I'm listening.

Okay, so, what does the xylem do in a plant?

What part of the plant?

Hey!

Mitochondria.

Mitochondria?

Seriously?

That's the...

Don't say it.

Powerhouse itself.

Oh, my God.

We're talking about plants.

It's the same thing.

Can you pay attention?

Yes, I'm paying attention.

So, hey.

What?

What are you doing?

Nothing.

So, the xylem brings nutrients up from the roots to the...

Yes.

I'm listening.

What?

Can you tell me what the other part of the xylem would be?

If the xylem brings things up, what brings things down?

Escalator.

No, xylophone.

Are you hearing yourself right now?

I'm going to study this thing!

Okay.

So, what is the xylem?

What is the xylem?

I'm going to study this stuff.

Like, it's fine.

I can just...

No wonder your family...

I can put this stuff in the chat GPT.

Like, and they won't catch me.

It's fine.

Oh, my...

You're unbelievable.

You know that.

Why do I need to know any of this stuff?

The robots are going to do all the jobs anyway.

It's not a big deal.

If you fail any more of your classes, you're going to drop out and be stuck at home, and

I'm going to see your sorry butt a lot more than I have to.

Okay.

I'm listening.

So, the plant stuff is done.

Do you even know anything about the periodic table?

Yeah.

Can you tell me one property of calcium?

Milk.

Yeah.

That's a property.

Why are you messing around?

What...

What...

What is so important that you have to do right this second?

Why?

I was...

I was jerking off, and you barged into my room like a crazy person.

Oh, my God.

You're disgusting.

I can't...

I can't think when I, like, was in the middle of jerking off.

Are you an animal?

Yes.

Technically.

Just get it over with so you can finally pay attention to me.

Just do it.

What?

Like...

You think I want to see your weird little baby dick?

I don't give a shit.

Just take it out and do it.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm going to do it.

Okay.

I'm going to do it.

Sure.

Go for it.

Just touch it for, like, two seconds, and you'll come, and then we can finally study.

Come on.

Why can't you just go to your room for a little bit, and then come back in, like, 15

minutes or something?

We both know that if I leave the room right now, you're going to lock the door, and I'm

going to be pounding on it for an hour trying to get you to let me in so we can get back

to studying.

Just do it.

Come on.

Are you, like, serious, though?

Yes.

Why are you making such a big deal out of this?

You're not going to, like...

You're not going to, like, tell Mom or something?

Oh, my God.

No.

You're not going to tell Mom?

Okay.

I didn't know my brother had a big fucking dick like that.

God, don't take it as a compliment, okay?

It's just a fact.

What is taking so long?

It takes me, like, a minute.

I can't just immediately calm, especially when you're, like, in here, like, judging

my wiener and being mean to me and stuff.

All right.

All right.

Just keep going.

Hurry up.

Can I watch, like, a video on my phone?

No.

Oh, my God.

Just get it over with.

What is your problem?

Just do it.

You know what?

Just...

Why don't you just look at me?

Hm?

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm not going to tell anyone, okay?

I don't care.

It's not like you get to see other girls anyways.

Here.

Oh, you need to see more?

Is that better?

Yeah.

What?

You've never seen my pussy before?

Yes, we've seen it.

We've seen it.

Sure.

There's a video.

What are you talking about?

Of course you haven't.

It's not like you go around having sex with any girls.

You don't know what I'm doing.

Who would want to have sex with you?

Come on.

Come on.

You're such a loser.

It's probably, like...

It's probably, like...

It's probably, like...

It's probably, like...

It's probably, like...

It's probably, like...

It's probably, like...

It's probably, like...

Probably like plenty of...

Sure.

Whatever you say.

Is this working or not?

Yeah.

Can I shake your feet too?

I don't want a weird...

Whatever.

I don't care.

Do it.

Doing it right.

What do you mean?

How are you ever going to get anywhere doing it like that?

I don't...

Just doing it like I normally do.

No wonder none of the girls want to have sex with you.

Let me show you how it's done.

You're supposed to stroke it like this.

No.

No.

It's flat.

why not i'm not gonna tell anyone are you no we can just pretend it never happened plus who else

is gonna show you how to have sex with girls i figure i'm just gonna figure it out they would

probably laugh you out the door just let me do whatever and just try to learn something from

the process okay okay just i'm doing you a big favor right now okay so i know it's your bowel

shut up yeah doesn't that feel better than whatever it is you're trying to do yeah yeah

you're smart i know you're like you know about sex love too uh yeah like you said i'm super smart

i know everything

attention to everybody's rest of the year i can't have you embarrassing me out there

making girls laugh with your sex skills

i'll teach you exactly how to use it yeah yeah oh my god stop you thrust in

like this

yes all right you're gonna go nice and deep play with my nipples nice and hard

i need to thank me for teaching you all these new things sometimes when you really need to

come fucking doing something different helps a lot it's just a little asshole i guess so

keep studying uh yes come on put your pants on