Phoebe, welcome to Puerto Gordo. How are you today? I'm great. How are you doing? Doing good now that you're here. How old were you when you first sucked a dick? Honestly, I was 13, but I was a month away from being 14....
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Phoebe, welcome to Puerto Gordo. How are you today?
I'm great. How are you doing?
Doing good now that you're here.
How old were you when you first sucked a dick?
Honestly, I was 13, but I was a month away from being 14.
So I wasn't this little baby 13-year-old.
I was almost a little baby 14-year-old.
So you clearly remember the first time.
Yeah, it was someone I was friends with for a long time, though.
So it wasn't, like, against a random dude.
I don't know.
But it wasn't a boyfriend.
No, it wasn't a boyfriend, but we were, like, close friends.
And we're just curious, I guess.
And young.
Was it his first time, too?
Yeah, because, like, we felt safe with each other.
So that's kind of why we did that.
I don't know.
I get it. That makes sense.
So how old are you now?
26 in three weeks.
Okay, so pretty much.
Almost.
12 years, exactly?
You've been sucking?
Well, yeah, actually, yeah.
It has been 12 years, yes.
How many dicks do you think you've sucked in that time?
I lost count, to be honest.
If you had to, like, estimate.
Estimate?
Triple digits, double digits.
Triple digits, for sure.
Not quadruple, necessarily.
Probably under 500.
But definitely over two.
How many dicks?
Do you think you've sucked in a week with those kind of signs?
Oh, in a week?
Well, I have, like, periods where, you know, I don't do anything at all.
And I kind of just keep to myself.
And, you know, I'm busy with work and whatnot.
So I don't really have a social life.
And I don't interact often.
So, you know, I might not get any for a while.
And then there's some times where it just strikes me where I feel like being a skank.
And I just go and do that.
So, yeah.
So what do you do for work, then?
I'm a dancer.
What kind of dancer?
Stripper.
Okay.
And also I do, like, webcam stuff.
But most of my income comes from dancing.
Do you prefer, like, the stage dance or, like, in the guys?
Like, dancing with guys?
I honestly prefer the champagne rooms because I like the one-on-one extended.
Like, time together versus just jumping from guy to guy and, like, grinding on their lap for three minutes and then jumping to the next guy.
But I thought it was, like, a three-song minimum, right?
I wish.
Some of them, it depends on the club.
Some of them will require stuff like that for the area.
Like, if it's a VIP area, it's, like, three for whatever.
Like, there's this one club I worked at in L.A. where it's, like, three for $150.
But it's, like, really private.
And, like, the dances are on a bed.
Like, that's how it's, like, luxurious or whatever it is.
So you can, like, do some other shit in there, too, right?
I mean, I'm sure there's people that do.
I personally do not, but...
So if you were stripper in L.A., does that mean you're from L.A.?
No, I'm not from L.A.
I just danced out there.
I'm actually from Chicago.
What brush are you using?
Mostly the weather.
I like that it's really warm.
And I like the desert a lot.
It's really beautiful.
I like the...
Yeah, I guess you can call them mountains.
There's some mountains.
I really dig the palm trees.
But I don't...
But I like that it's not, like, how Florida is with all the mugginess.
Because when I was about eight years old, my family visited Florida.
And the palm trees were my favorite thing.
And I was like, Mom, like, let's bring one home.
Let's plant one in our yard.
And she's like, we can't.
It'll die.
It'll survive in the cold.
And I didn't understand.
You know, and then I did after a while, obviously.
But now I just, you know, it's kind of my favorite thing to just look around and be, like, reminded.
It's not necessarily a tropical paradise here.
But it just kind of makes me feel, like, happy to see that.
Yeah.
They're pretty.
I don't know.
They're pretty.
Even the ugly ones are pretty.
Like, even those shitty ones right there, they're pretty.
Have you ever given a BJ in public?
Yeah.
Where were you?
A lot.
I don't know.
I don't know where to start.
Shit.
Shit.
A car is a big one.
And then when I was a teenager.
What about a port-a-potty?
Ever a port-a-potty?
Not an actual port-a-potty-potty.
So today's going to be your first time?
It'll be my first time.
Yeah.
I've had a lot of firsts lately.
And I'm really, I'm really loving it.
It's going to be adventurous, right?
Yeah.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done sexually?
I don't even know if I could say in case there's someone I know that's watching.
Um.
Shit.
Craziest thing that I ever did.
Oh.
Okay.
Now I know these people aren't watching.
But the craziest thing I ever did sexually was probably a couple years ago.
Um.
When I still live in Chicago.
These three girls that I worked with.
We all got a room at this hotel.
If you're from Chicago, you know what I'm talking about.
It's called the Sybaris.
Which is basically like these rooms.
They're like, um, honeymoon rooms.
You know what I mean?
You know what I'm talking about?
Where like people go like.
Heart-shaped beds?
Yeah.
Like the heart-shaped beds and the mirrors on the ceiling thing.
And there's like a pool in the room.
But we went because there was a pool in the damn room.
Okay.
And we thought that shit was awesome.
And we wanted to swim in it naked.
And have a bunch of nitrous.
And eat some ecstasy.
And do a bunch of other stuff.
So that's exactly what we did.
And it was me.
So yeah.
Me and three other chicks.
Um.
I don't drink.
They drank.
And then, you know, all the other stuff.
And so we ended up getting freaky.
And it was really fun.
And there was some pictures from that night.
But I think they got deleted.
And I really wish I could find them.
Alright.
Sounds like you like to party a little better.
But yeah.
So lesbian foursome.
Or I'd have to say it was like a chocolate vanilla lesbian foursome.
And I was the only vanilla.
But that was pretty like.
It definitely is pretty interesting when I look back on it.
Like at the time it just totally seemed like.
Every day.
Normal activity.
But now when I look back on it.
It's like oh.
That was.
It doesn't happen every day.
Alright.
Back to our pretty questions.
That's right.
Where's your favorite place for a guy to come?
Um.
Probably inside me somewhere.
Okay.
Well you have two places.
Three places to come inside you.
So.
When's the last time you had a dick in your mouth?
When's the last time you swallowed a little gum?
Probably the same day.
Okay.
So today we're going to make up for that.
You know.
Two weeks span.
Good.
Fill you up.
A little bit.
It's been too long.
Does sucking dick turn you on?
So.
Like in a foreplay manner.
Just thinking about sucking dick turn you on.
I mean I guess.
Thinking about it probably turns me on.
Than actually do.
Or probably turns me on.
More than actually doing it.
Because it depends who I'm doing it.
With.
Like if it's just a guy where like.
It's kind of just some random dude.
That I don't really care about too much.
Versus some guy that I really like.
That I'm really attracted to.
I would obviously be more interested.
And.
More excited by the person that.
Interests me more.
That makes sense.
So.
Have you ever been to a glory hole?
No.
So today will be the first time.
What do you picture that everybody's going to look like?
Um.
I thought like glory holes was like a gay guy thing.
Well real glory holes in like a store usually are.
Yeah.
That's just like what I heard.
Especially growing up.
And like.
Usually we're you know.
Like my curious men would meet up or stuff like that.
That's that was my impression of them.
Um.
I kind of do like the idea of the anonymous thing.
That's pretty hot.
Well if you had to like picture whatever guy's going to look like.
You know.
Who's like your man crush celebrity?
Who's my man crush celebrity?
Yeah.
That what you think everybody.
You know that sticks their dick is that.
Could be that person maybe.
Um.
Honestly.
Probably Brad Pitt.
In my club.
Like you could take you know all your Ryan Gosling's and everything.
That's my.
That's my guy right there.
I know he's kind of old school.
He's probably not that attractive anymore.
Well Fight Club.
You know he was pretty cool.
Back in the day.
Oh yeah.
Him and Edward Norton.
Shit both of them.
I just want to be.
Um.
What's her name?
Marla Singer.
And just have both of them.
Fuck both of them.
Be in the middle of that sandwich.
Well I don't think they did her at the same time.
Well technically they're the same person.
Oh yeah.
But not like in the sandwich sense.
Yeah.
I know.
Cause they get a regular you know.
Cock sucking abilities.
Where do you think you'd fall on the scale?
I know every girl's gonna say this.
And um.
Most people are probably gonna think I'm lying.
Just cause.
Or that I'm just saying it.
You know to be sexy.
But I really think that I'm pretty good at it.
And I actually have a couple of female friends.
That could vouch for me.
So.
Cause they've seen.
How are they?
Okay.
I was gonna ask that.
Are they really female?
Yes.
Like.
Um.
Biologically female.
Yes.
Okay.
Cause they've seen it take place.
Um.
And I don't know.
I just.
If.
If you enjoy something.
And you're good at it.
Then.
You're gonna be enthusiastic about it.
When you're enthusiastic about something.
I think that's when.
You get the best results.
So what you didn't tell me.
You know.
Where do you think you'd rate?
One to ten.
Oh.
Ten.
Duh.
That's what I meant to say.
For some reason.
I thought I.
I said ten at the beginning.
Because.
I was like.
Oh well.
You know.
I don't want people to think that I'm making it up.
But.
I would rate myself a ten.
For real.
Maybe a nine and a half.
Just cause sometimes.
People will.
Or like.
Guys will try to shove their dicks at my throat.
A certain angle.
That it won't go.
Just cause they think that.
They don't know how throats work.
I guess.
Um.
But I can only do certain.
Cause you know.
Every guy's dick has like a different curve or shape.
So.
Um.
I would have to approach it.
From a different angle.
Or.
Spot.
You know.
For it to work properly.
And some of them don't understand that.
And they'll just like stand there.
And be like.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Why is this not working?
I.
I can understand that.
So.
If I pull on my dick.
You gonna.
Show me what the ten skills are?
Yeah.
I've been waiting for that.
That too.
And the eight.
Show me like.
There's two of us in here.
It's a carpool.
Oh yeah.
For carpool-esque.
Oh no.
That guy hung me.
Oh my god.
Sorry bro.
I'm trying to get a blowjob.
Okay.
I'm just gonna warn you.
Don't drive into the other lane.
And don't drive into oncoming traffic.
Cause that's almost happened a few times.
With some of the next.
Okay.
I'm a professional.
More of a bigger.
A bigger area.
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