He's 90 inches, look at this living room. Like, this is the real deal. Who the fuck puts a tee that big in the bedroom? I'm gonna be feeling like a millionaire today. Oh dude, all because of shit, the sketchiest website....
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He's 90 inches, look at this living room.
Like, this is the real deal.
Who the fuck puts a tee that big in the bedroom?
I'm gonna be feeling like a millionaire today.
Oh dude, all because of shit, the sketchiest website.
That is true.
What should we do next though?
Order a feast, maybe beach?
No, bro, what?
No, I told you, we got some masseuses coming.
Masseuses?
Yeah.
You did that, tell me that.
Bro, but I told you I'm gonna ride over here, bro.
Well, I'm gonna hide.
We made so much money, I'm not thinking about anything else,
but how to spend it.
But masseuses does sound amazing.
When did they get here?
Because I kind of want to check the rest of the house out.
I actually don't know when they're supposed to be here.
Yay, ready to make some money?
Yes.
Hopefully we got some cute guys this time.
I know, remember those perverts last week?
Yeah, they were, ew.
Ew.
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
And you called it, round time.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's get it.
Bro, I can't believe you just ordered masseuses.
What do you mean?
Wait till you see what I just bought.
I mean, like, what is the, what?
What?
What are you losers doing here?
Oh, stepses.
What?
Yeah, whose house is this?
We got it because we ended up bringing a bed up
and kind of rented it out for ourselves.
You guys want the masseuses in?
Yeah.
That's what you signed up for.
Does mom know about this?
Yeah, for real.
No, nobody knows about this.
Okay, we can go talk about it.
This is so weird.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, come on.
I can't believe it.
So, I guess we all have a little explaining to do.
Yeah, the heck?
How did you even get the money for this house?
You guys are asking too many questions.
We put a big bed up, we made a lot of money,
we have the house for the weekend.
You guys have money?
What?
What do you mean?
You do strangers for a living?
Well, I mean, we have to make money somehow.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is getting too weird.
I think we should go.
No, no, no, no, no.
We already paid for the service.
Yeah, you don't want us to call your company
and get you guys fired, do you?
No, no, no.
We really can't lose this job.
Maybe, maybe that bad.
Fine, but I'm not happy about this.
By the way,
we did order the oil and onesie package.
Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Yeah, so let's see the onesies.
Yeah, come on.
Come on, girls.
I can't believe we're doing this in front of our brothers.
I know.
Hold that for us.
My brother's gonna see my boobs.
That'd be the worst thing ever.
All right, guys, let's just get this over with.
Go lay down.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, don't be weird about it.
Oh, man.
I hope our money's worth it.
I can't believe we're about to massage our brothers.
Yeah, weird.
You never know.
You might like it.
Ready for oil?
That was a lot of oil.
That was a lot.
I'm so happy you ordered us some of my sissies.
Me too.
You're sick if you actually enjoy this.
Just keep doing what you're doing.
I think they're enjoying it.
It's okay.
This will be over soon, and we can pretend like it never happened.
Never, ever, ever happened.
So where do you even want some special...
Where does your back hurt?
Come on, sis, you know what to do.
Yeah, isn't this your job?
Yeah, for real.
Well, yeah, but usually the client says some specific spots.
No, just work your magic.
You guys are related.
You should know.
Okay, give me some more oil.
Fucking put it all on there.
Yeah, holy shit.
Oh my gosh.
You like that, bro?
Yes.
Yeah?
That's nice.
Yeah.
Please stop.
Damn, sis, you're like a pro.
Ew, bro, just...
Tell me about it.
My sister's hands are soft.
Oh my goodness, they're so soft.
Ew.
Oh, this feels so...
I bet it does.
Get in there.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be feeling like a brand new man, I says.
You wanted to go get food.
One of you guys, this was my brother's idea.
Yeah.
He's so sick.
Ew.
You guys act like you guys aren't having a good time right now.
Or like you don't do this all the time.
Yeah, not with our brother, not with our brother.
All right, well, you did mention that you guys have been doing this for a while.
Fuck.
We won't tell mom as long as you guys don't say anything.
Well, yeah, we won't say anything.
You guys better not say anything.
I ain't gonna say shit.
Oh.
More oil.
Just what you want.
You want an oily, oily onesie.
Mm-hmm.
Although, oil is special, so give them a special, all right?
Food.
Could've warmed it up, sis.
Shit.
No.
We're just going right to it.
Oh, it's just a punishment, huh?
It's what you wanted.
Herberts.
Like, hey, we're just, we pay for service, and you're the individuals that decided to
deliver.
Yeah, I mean, you could've said no and walked out, you know?
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
I tried.
But we spent way too much money.
Well, you had a choice.
Yeah, we couldn't really help it if we got paid already.
Yeah, and of course, we'll, you know, take care of you guys, because you guys are family,
so.
Yeah.
Ew.
Like, moms?
Let me guess.
Moms have never given you a massage before.
Clearly, she has a favorite.
Moms giving you a massage?
Yeah.
Damn, Jimmy, you had a good life.
I'm usually the only one getting my mom massages.
What the fuck?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You know, the sports and everything, moms are like, fuck.
Jimmy, you're sick.
You're just sick.
I don't know how much longer I can take of this.
Yeah.
I do believe we paid for, like, two hours.
Oh, God.
Yes.
Okay, why don't you guys just do our work, work our magic.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, this is literally work.
In hairs.
Is it too hard?
A little bit.
My bad.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Ah.
That hurt.
Oh my God, Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Have I hurt you today?
Feel like I're on you.
Has it hurt?
Oh.
Loved like a spirit.
All the jokes you give now...
I'm sorry.
It was...
I don't understand how you are so happy with your sister's massage behind.
Oh, God.
It's great.
I'm on the same boat with him.
Yeah, that's fair.
I'm just trying to relax.
Oh, goodness.
Jimmy, put your arm up.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, Jimmy.
This is too high.
Dry.
Never.
Oh.
You better be thankful that we're doing this and stop complaining.
That's true.
By far my most complaining clients.
Well, you know.
Oh my goodness, you guys are still yapping?
Oh my gosh.
Look, I'm just trying to do my job so I can go.
I know, I know, you're doing so great.
Yeah, because you're enjoying yourself.
You just want to talk shit.
The best sister ever.
Oh, facts.
All that my brother does is shit.
Hey, I'm going to suck up sometime.
Oh my goodness, my sister turned into a Masai guy.
Bro, please.
Oh my God.
Dude, you're doing so good.
What's up, sis?
How long have you been doing this?
Are you going to promise you're not going to tell mom or dad or anyone?
No, I'm not going to tell anybody.
I'll get in trouble too, what?
I've been doing it for six months now.
Six months?
Yes.
That's a pretty long time.
How could you keep that to yourself?
Yeah, how the fuck are you hiding it?
Because I never get clients that are my brothers.
Yeah.
Or my best friend's brother.
Now that I think about it, I mean, the only reason we got these massages is because we
made so much money.
I still don't think that's funny.
So you guys work for expensive companies.
Yes.
Yeah, like these are like baller muscles.
Facts.
Like, jeez.
We do offer really good services.
Is that right?
What's the first time I've used you guys?
Oh my God, bro, get your hands off me, please.
Bro, you're touching your sister.
That's fucked.
Her leg was right there.
I was just trying to move my hand.
That is fucked.
If anything, she's getting some knots and I need to grab onto something.
Yeah.
Yeah, get deep in there.
Willow knows what she's doing.
Your sister does have a fat ass, bro.
Willow.
I need to set an effect right now.
Willow.
Grab it.
Wait.
Grab it.
Are you checking on my sister?
Yeah, he said she got a fat ass.
You should grab onto that.
What?
Don't.
That's weird.
You can tell me if I'm hurting you.
Are you going harder than...
I did have a leg day recently, too.
All right.
Wait.
Please keep talking.
We're going to go.
You're making this way weirder than it needs to be.
It's okay.
It's not weird.
You'll see your pay, Willow.
It's only weird if you make it weird.
Yeah, you're making it weird.
Just shh.
Sounds like you guys don't like money.
You guys already paid us.
What do you mean?
We do like money.
Well, haven't you ever heard of a tip?
Gosh, I swear.
Brothers are such losers.
Oh, shit.
All right, guys.
Roll over.
Roll over already?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait.
Y'all are kidding me, right?
Uh-huh.
Oh.
Oh.
What?
I mean, it's just a boner.
Yes.
What did you expect?
A boner from my brother that I'm not trying to see.
Okay, but...
Why are you all excited?
Are you perverts or something?
I mean...
We're getting some good-ass massages.
We're getting what you do.
Oh, my gosh.
What is it?
I can't do this anymore.
If you want Mom to find out what you're doing...
Yes.
Wait.
We already paid.
Just finish what you have to do.
Yeah.
We can...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, Mom.
Just lay back, please.
Okay.
Go.
Hurry.
Hurry.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lay back.
Yes.
Whoa.
We really just saw our brother's dicks.
Okay.
Let's just get this over with.
Facts.
Wham.
Oh, my God.
The coach.
Oh.
You wanted the oil special?
I understand how my brother is enjoying this.
Good.
Thanks.
Thanks for the oil special.
You got really oil in the mouth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
I can't believe I saw your dick that big.
Why are you complaining ?
Focus on your job.
It's not that big of a deal.
Your brother has a really big dick.
Girl, I see that.
I don't want to .
Please.
You're going to bite.
I'm going to bite.
You better watch out.
What are you guys yapping about?
Oh, my God.
You guys talk so much.
Chillin and relaxing dude. You sound like you're fighting with your sister
How does this film not a lot at this point, I'm kind of glad it's our sisters, yeah
Why are you glad that it's your sister's
You know and it's not awkward either, you know, you guys really cool ladies
Is there is it pretty yeah, I've always have a happy client
I'm just gonna go over you bro. Don't stare at my tits. They're in my face
You don't need to stare at them close your eyes
This thing looks so good jobs. Yeah, you guys were onesie for real
So we could see well before we knew it was our brothers
That's what was it was ordered. We had to wear these
No, no, no, no more. Don't pee. I'm sorry
Stop staring at my tits, bro
Seriously, he goes eyes closed. He just like cannot help himself. It helps with the experience
We paid for
Keep your hands to yourself you haven't ever seen I want to see it
Well, your guys is massage
It's the 30 minute
Coming up. Can you show her time is done? Yeah, no what?
We we paid for a happy ending. We did I'm not that is now
You guys do realize we're your sisters
Shut up. This is wrong. This is so wrong
For your dogs
So, um, what are we gonna do?
I'm not what you usually do. Yeah, why don't we just switch sides? Maybe it won't be as weird
That's it. That's a good idea
Okay, you're gonna get below definitely not touching my brother's dick
Y'all are funny
Hi Mike
Wow, you're already hard
Gimme a massage over there
Hell bro, your sisters ass is bigger than mine
Dude, I don't like hearing you talk about my sisters' uncles. Let's get through this
Look you can touch like whatever to make the job go by master's fine. We could oh thank goodness
Been a few years
Been a few years
Special watch
I'll get my mom and dad over here for dinner tomorrow. We can get the flowers and stuff for dinner after that, okay?
Okz is
I'm gonna give you the real oil specials.
Oh, goodness.
She was a little shy over here.
Yeah, my sister is usually reserved.
One second.
Okay, that's good.
Oh my gosh.
Dude, your sister has some crazy soft hands.
Oh yeah, your sister does too.
Your brother actually has a really nice touch.
Girl, please. I'm not gonna do that.
Come on, your brother is hot.
Your sister is hitting on me.
Be quiet.
It's so hard.
Aw, thank you.
That's why I've been doing it.
Yeah, you guys deserve
an award for this one.
We should get a raise.
Can we just do this in peace?
You better.
You guys have to enjoy your job
at some point.
What do you think, a job?
What did your sister treat me over there?
Oh, dude, what?
What do you consider what your sister is doing?
So good.
Yeah, I'm having a great time though.
Pro is probably the best verb that you used.
Thank you, Mike.
Oh, you're welcome, Gypsy.
Yeah, I'm definitely tipping your sister, dude.
Close, definitely.
Yeah.
Might as well.
It's not your brother. True.
We can enjoy it, too.
Yeah.
Dude, I think we could massage this.
Service, please.
I'm doing great now.
You guys are whispering a lot.
What are you guys doing?
Talking.
We're enjoying ourselves now.
Yeah.
Don't get ahead of yourself now.
Fuck.
We don't make this fun for ourselves.
Years.
Boy, you're hot.
You're the hottest brother.
I guess I'm dead, though.
Yeah, me, too.
I never would've imagined this in a thousand years.
So hot.
Dude, your sister's so hot.
Yeah, I know, right?
Jimmy.
Jimmy.
She's really hot.
Oh, my God.
Why are you so bad?
It's not like we're just making it weird.
Yeah, you know what's making it weird?
The truth. We're pretty people.
We are all hot.
Yeah, Willow.
Your brother's so hot.
I don't know how you don't
fuck him.
I hear this all the time, please.
Like, your brother
has such a nice cock.
Thanks, Gypsy.
Did you just say my brother has a nice dick?
Yeah.
Can you not see it?
I mean, yeah.
Wow.
Right?
I put both my hands on it.
Your dick's bigger than Dad's.
Whoa.
What?
That's a crazy statement.
Good for you, bro.
Good for me? I don't know if that's good or not.
I mean, she's complimenting you, dude.
Mmm.
Well, she's...
That's crazy.
Don't watch, bro.
I would've never
assumed her to be like that.
I'm not gonna suck your dick.
Okay.
Are you sucking my brother's dick, please?
Says the one that's
slurping all over my brother.
That's crazy.
Mmm.
Is my sister sucking his dick?
Yeah.
Best massage ever.
Damn, Mike.
I'll be looking over here, Mike.
Let's take it a peek or two.
Fuck your sister if she's okay with it.
That's between y'all. Yeah, sure. Whatever.
I don't fucking care.
I mean, I guess we can
real quick.
I mean, we're already here, right?
Fuck it.
They have really nice cocks.
I don't know why.
I'm not touching you.
Dude, you're so right. My sister's
ass is fucking gigantic.
Quit looking.
It's right in front of me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Sis, are you stealing my...
No.
God.
Just be a good sister, dude.
Oh, my God.
Fuck, Mike. So good.
I'm not looking on his dick.
Brother, I didn't mean to touch you.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
I mean, too.
Where else would you want me to put the...
Just deal with it.
My brother. Oh, my goodness.
Let's make this weird. Just...
Fuck him.
That's fine.
Your sister's all over you.
You wouldn't have liked it.
Can you help me?
Again?
Again?
I'm doing that on purpose.
You keep touching my face
with your dick.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
What in the fuck is...
I don't want to fuck you.
You don't want to fuck me.
I want to fuck you, too.
Your fucking will is so good.
Think that'll be okay with them?
Okay.
Fuck.
Fuck. What are you going to say?
What? You guys want to swap?
Uh, yeah. I'm down.
Are we really going to fuck our brother?
They got really nice cocks.
They fuck really good.
They're already here, right?
Yeah.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Fuck.
I'm so done.
Honestly, I'm on the same page.
Definitely make your way.
Holy shit.
You already started. You might as well just finish.
I guess.
Fuck our sisters.
Massage day.
Oh, fuck.
My brother's making me fucking scream.
Such a big clog.
It's filling up in me, bro.
It's filling up in me.
Oh, fuck, bro.
Fuck us till you cum.
Oh, fuck.
We need some blood.
We're a big fat load.
I promise we do.
Give it to us, bro.
Give it to us, bro.
Give us that cum, bro.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Let me lick it off.
Come swapping with me.
What did you say?
You say you'll tell them next week?
Oh, my God.
Shut up, bro. You better not tell anybody.
Bye.
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