Look at the fuckin' nerds.

What are you doing in here?

Seein' what's goin' on.

We're studying!

I'm studying.

Has the American Revolution ever heard of it?

I'm studying for music theory.

American Revolution?

Oh, that was like the Civil War, right?

We fucking live here.

You should at least know the history of our country.

That's old head shit anyway.

It doesn't matter.

You should just get out of here.

This is gonna hurt your brain.

We're studying.

We're a bit busy.

You guys are such fuckin' nerds all the time.

That's all you do.

It's ridiculous.

Okay, we got accepted to Yale, so we have to do whatever it is to pass.

I'm actually studying for my exam at Harvard, which you probably can't relate to.

Cause you're dumb.

I'm just trying to be a good stepbrother and like, check up on you guys.

Well, you don't need to check on us.

You can leave.

We're fine.

Let us study.

I mean, college is like a big scam.

You guys know that, right?

I mean, what do you know about life, huh?

You're not gonna get into college.

I don't.

I'm not even gonna go to college.

What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna start an AI cryptocurrency company that sells courses to teach other people how

to make AI cryptocurrency companies.

Oh, so you're gonna...

It's like, honestly, like really like high level shit you guys wouldn't like.

You guys are, you know, you know what I mean, like nine to five, you know, like wagey people.

And I'm gonna be a big computer internet dude.

And have like, you know, like Lamborghinis and stuff.

With what money are you gonna start up with, Alex?

I just...

Croc's helping me build it.

I don't need money.

It really hurts my head how dumb you are.

You are so dumb.

Get your shit together.

Yeah.

You're such a loser.

See, I'm a loser?

You guys are...

You guys are probably like virgins, honestly.

All you do is like just read books all day and just...

You're in the library and we come home from school.

You guys are just...

Excuse me.

I'm fucking hot.

You don't...

You think I just study?

Okay, Alex.

What do you do?

What do you do?

What do you do?

What do you do?

What do you do?

What do you do?

Okay, Alex.

What we do is none of your business.

We have a lot of fun.

We just don't like to tell you about it.

Yeah, because you're a loser.

Uh-uh.

We go out to parties.

I've never seen you at any like the...

Like parties or anything.

We don't tell you what party we're going to.

We don't invite you.

We don't invite losers.

You guys are telling me that you actually have sex with guys and stuff.

Yeah.

Decent amount.

We've been having sex with men.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

No way.

It's not like you'll pull anything because you're a loser.

No way.

No way.

No way.

No way.

No way.

No way.

No way.

No way.

No way.

No way.

No way.

You're so dumb.

Yeah.

You'll probably just sit in your room and be a little loser.

And jerk off all day, huh?

Watching porn.

Yeah, your best friend is your right hand.

I get...

Honestly, like, I get so much pussy it's like crazy.

It's like really honestly if I got last it, it will be better.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Because you know what my theory is, Alex?

You have a micro penis.

No girl is ever going to want to see the Alex.

Alex, if you're going to lie, at least make it good.

Micro penis?

Yes, micro, you heard me.

Yeah, like, where you need, like, a microscope to take a look at it?

My penis is, like, I mean, I don't know, it's, like, nine inches, eight inches around.

It's, like, I have a huge penis, honestly.

Okay, look, we don't really want to hear it.

What my sister and I are trying to say is you've got to get the fuck out while we're trying to study, okay?

Leave us to it.

Yeah, we're busy.

Just go.

I'm just trying to, like, don't you guys ever want a break?

Don't you guys ever want to do anything else besides study?

I don't want to do anything with you.

In our own time?

Yeah.

Whatever, you guys are just, I think you guys are just jealous that I'm the coolest guy in school

and that I'm going to be, like, super rich soon and I'm not going to have to go to college

and be nerds like you and that I have, like, a huge penis and, like, every girl, like,

You're lying.

Shut up.

You're lying.

You are so delusional.

Stop, like, shut up.

You're annoying.

Get out.

Yeah, honestly, that's it.

That's it.

Get out.

I had enough.

Get out.

You can't make me.

Hey.

Stop.

Did you not hear what my stepsister said?

Get out.

Okay, fine.

Fine.

You guys want to be nerds?

I'll leave.

I'll leave you alone.

I'll leave.

But I do have a massive cock and I'm always going to be cooler than you guys.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Hey, what are you doing?

No.

Get off of me.

No.

Stop.

Hey.

What massive?

Nine inches to you.

Oh, it's not right now.

Have you ever heard of a roller broke?

Holy shit.

This is the size of a shrimp.

It's cold in here.

It's your problem.

When it gets cold, it gets like smaller.

Liar.

You said nine inches.

What the fuck?

He's such a little guy.

Look at that itty bitty.

Oh my God.

A little shrimp.

Do you guys not?

I thought you guys were like scientists or whatever.

Don't you?

Like, it's small right now, but it gets way bigger when it gets hard.

I don't believe it.

Keep lying, bro.

Keep lying.

You're just delusional, Alex.

You wish you got nine inches hard.

Yeah.

It is.

I'm telling you it is.

It's just, it's tiny right now.

It gets bigger.

Like, I can show you a picture or something.

Ew.

Wait, I think you should show him.

What?

No, seriously.

Show him your boobs.

Let's see him prove it.

Cause I have a, no doubt he's lying.

Okay.

It's not going to get big.

You know what?

We'll make it an experiment.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Parapathesis.

Those, if I show boobs, nothing happens.

Cause he doesn't have nine inches.

No fucking way.

Yeah.

Show him your boobs.

Yeah.

You've never seen boobs like that, Alex.

Yeah.

Cause you're a loser.

I've seen boobs before.

I've done all kinds of stuff.

And I bet you can't even get hard.

Yeah.

Cause you're a loser.

Mm-hmm.

But you guys are just yelling at me.

Because you're a loser who deserves to be yelled at.

Yeah.

You can't get hard for boobs, huh?

Yeah.

I can, I can get hard.

Just give me like a second.

One.

Time has come.

Bye, Alex.

Tick tock.

The clock is ticking.

I'll show you.

I'll show you guys.

It's, it's big.

I mean, maybe it's not exactly nine inches, but it's like almost like it's really.

You don't have to try so hard.

We know that you're lying.

I'm not.

I'll show you.

I'll show you right now.

Look, you're very dumb inside and out.

And there's just no way you can get bigger than what you're doing right now.

I'm sorry for you.

You don't have to try so hard.

I'm going to get hard.

Just give me a second.

One.

Yeah.

One.

You're not going to tell, like, can I like touch your boots?

No, just help me get hard.

Should we let it?

We're the experiment.

All right.

Only if you get hard.

Yeah.

If you don't get hard, I'm going to be so mad at you.

And we're going to tell everyone that you're a goddamn liar.

I'm going to show you guys.

Can you, can you, could you like touch it a little bit?

Like my wiener?

Okay.

Let's see how hard you can get.

It's getting any bigger.

Uh-uh.

Not really.

It is getting a little bigger.

Uh-uh.

That is not doing it.

Just give me a couple seconds.

You're putting it on the spot like crazy.

It's still not big.

It's not even inches.

Could you like, it's like, could you like spit on it?

What?

Ew.

No.

That's gross.

Okay.

Fine.

I'm just, it would just make it get harder faster.

Okay.

You swear.

We're the experiment.

Is it getting bigger?

Maybe a little bit.

Um, yeah, it's getting there, but uh-uh, no way.

It's not.

You're lying and shit.

So at the end of the day, you're still a liar.

You're still a liar, Alex.

Just, it's not hard yet all the way.

Just give me like a minute.

Can you spit on it again?

Do you think it's starting to get harder now?

Look at it.

It's, it's, it's bigger.

I don't know.

I think you're still lying.

Honestly, don't tell anyone this, but like, he doesn't even have a bad penis.

Did you really just say that?

I don't think it's like the worst thing in the world.

Are you just saying that because you?

Are you horny?

No, but like, I kind of want to suck it.

Yeah, that would be great because then like that would get me like really hard.

Would you hate me if I just put my mouth on it?

If it's not my interest, I will hate you.

I mean, do it for the team.

Do you want to try?

Yeah.

Try it.

Try it.

It's getting really big, don't you think?

Honestly?

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh my gosh.

Awesome!

Okay.

So, how do you guys know how to like suck dick like that?

Mmm.

We're not just nerds you know.

Mmm.

Mmmm Greeks.

Mmm.

Done, 40 bucks.

Congratulations, Beth.

Okay okay, maybe it's like 7 or something, but it's basically like close enough.

Alex, why did you have to lie?

Is because you got to round up.

You're.

you're always lying alex you gotta stop it it's like i tell people i'm six foot three and i'm

like five foot nine it's not even like a lie okay but honestly like your penis isn't even

bad i hate to admit yeah you just don't have to lie you know okay okay sorry

i want to do something what do you want to do inside wait are you crazy aren't you horny

well i'm gonna do it i want it inside i'm horny i'm gonna do it my god yeah oh my god i can't

believe this is happening what you're putting his penis inside your vagina oh shit how does it feel

uh good it's crazy it's not that crazy it's fine it's cool

my turn now we gotta get off i want to try oh my god holy shit

oh good you guys are like really good at sex i didn't like real yeah there's a lot you don't

know put it back in yeah put your tongue in there you might see like how you always do

crazy they're like a threesome or whatever but i could have a bunch of times i just haven't

i'm not gonna come yet just we'll keep fucking her i will okay

oh oh oh oh my god inside of you on top of us on top of this lizard

will you admit that i was right that i'm like i have a huge penis and i'm really cool and i'm

good at sex but you're still a loser you might know how to fuck good because you're still a

loser just don't exaggerate okay okay