Gotta say it's tiny Smalls is 21st birthday today. Yo And we got the two biggest porn stars in the world and with the two hottest cocking man I'm the happiest man alive right now and I'll be for a long time How's your dick looking right now? It's it's cool. Pull it up. I tell you oh It's starting to go to that base. I'm telling you Bonnie. You can't handle this shit...
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Gotta say it's tiny Smalls is 21st birthday today. Yo
And we got the two biggest porn stars in the world and with the two hottest cocking man
I'm the happiest man alive right now and I'll be for a long time
How's your dick looking right now? It's it's cool. Pull it up. I tell you oh
It's starting to go to that base. I'm telling you Bonnie. You can't handle this shit
That's thicker than anyone at your orgy. I think I actually can't really remember it
You don't know who's in you when you're doing big gang bangs like that. You don't know who's in the back of you
Do you ladies and gentlemen let me introduce the greatest porn scene of all time. We're here at Coachella
It is my little cousin's 21st birthday. Yep, tiny Smalls
I got the beauty on this bed starting off with Kazumi the number one Asian to ever do it
Bonnie blue the biggest superstar in the world will the Harper everyone's favorite at pillow talk like we'll say the priest in the world
And the greatest latina to ever latina little star now. This is my little cousin tiny Smalls. I
Got a job to do go have fun
All right
Thought it'd be smaller. You thought I'd be smarter. I did I just saying that cuz I'm small. Yeah
Damn, I'm gonna spray you. Are you gonna surprise me? Yeah. Oh, this isn't it. This is what this is not growing
Oh, no, this is so good. Yeah
Right here in the flesh now, it's gonna be alright
I'm having the best view right now
Holy shit, let me feed you some
Can let you feel it growing?
In my hand right now, yeah, uh-huh. Why what do you think to his dick?
I fucking love my birthday. This is a very exclusive. Yeah
I'm feeling lucky
thank you you know what everyone tells me by the way is Wow Bonnie's so
fucking hot in person her aura she's right she's a reverse catfish
girls any tips on how we can suck this dick oh I think you don't really go if I
didn't saw it before now I know why don't you face because Ronnie should get
on your back yes hey don't say who's a good little person
I'm a chair the prettiest chair how's this dick doing is he hard I got
multiple things to do right now
nice shirt no they all very nice shit you're thinking about right yeah he's
ruining it you're ruining their Bonnie
yo I'm not gonna lie this sounded like a good idea this guy's heavy as fuck it's
just it's his ass
who should strap so you need him like how they don't want you crazy child oh
well thank you for that looks hot in that position I'm gonna get the ball so
you suck the day
thinking about it thinking about it
oh my god getting all everything yeah
there it is
look look look look look look look look look look look look look oh yeah me
it feels good to me the best day of my life tastes really good as well
thank you
oh my god
this is like such a good bonding experience oh my god this is amazing I
want that as a screen as a screen saver it's green yeah
should we make up money is this what the people yeah yeah hey guys I want to I
want to pick him up from his ankles and hold him upside down let him get his yeah
let me get my hello it's definitely ain't hard yeah well they need to come up
and I'll wank him
it definitely is for you
he's so cute
I love it
oh it's a nice dick
do we look good next to it
oh yeah
does that look like a good picture for you
oh yeah
yeah looking very good
what sort of blow job do you like really sloppy do you want it in the back of our throat do you want it in the back of our throat do you want it in the back of our throat
yeah sloppy sloppy with the tongue
sloppy with the tongue
holy shit
are you ready to hold him upside down Ryan
he's like ooh
nice dick
thank you
I told you it
where's all that blood coming from
I don't know to be honest I don't know
you gonna get him upside down
yeah come here little man
oh my god
oh my god
that's the second time I'm doing that
come on Ryan
oh my god this is awesome
can you suck on her tits at the same time
can I
you need some spit buddy
give a little kiss
I need some
I'm trying
dude why do you look the happiest
there we go
you're so heavy
I would like that
my ankle is just recovering
this is so cute look I'll put some of this in here
I don't like it
I don't like it
I don't like it
I don't like it
I don't like it
I don't like it
I don't like it
you're so beautiful
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
you actually look a little more
where's it gonna start
I'll be right back
you wanna have a bath in there
I'm washing I'm washing
how's it going
it looks really good actually
is it like it
it's so hot
it is really hot
it's two of the baddest in the game right now
it's crazy
how would you fuck in bath
soft gentle
but rough at the same time
Best day of my life.
Best day of your life?
Yeah.
Do you want to do a little titty fuck?
Oh, yeah.
You should definitely do a titty fuck.
You want your tippy toes?
Oh, give us a little titty fuck.
Okay, get back on the bed, though.
Yeah.
You want to lie down?
Yeah.
Okay, come put it down.
Oh, he's got a little bit of touch in there.
Luna, give it a little peck.
Good.
A little peck, Luna.
Give it a little taste.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You did it.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Thank you.
Do that one more time.
Save this in your memory because this is the best fuck of your life.
Tiny, this is not part of the plan.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I think all three of you are.
Oh, my God.
This is good.
Yeah.
Hi.
Oh, my gosh, we're like the Powerpuff Girls.
Cute.
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I love you, cuz.
Try to give me your hands a little bit.
Okay.
Okay.
Now, now, now, now.
My hands.
Okay, okay.
Okay, good.
So, let's see.
Okay.
Okay.
I got you, right?
Thank you.
Okay, good.
Wow.
And this is...
Oh.
Oh.
Ryan, you shut up.
Shut up, Ryan.
You like that?
Oh, shit, yeah.
Yeah, I do.
I like that one.
Yeah.
You're so tight.
So that 1,057 not stretching me out enough.
I can see that.
Wow, this is how...
This is so good.
I know.
You have six of those, because I really like them.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
You have six of those, because I really want to do Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
We need to find them.
I think I have four of them.
Well, Ryan makes two.
Should we hold Ryan's hand?
I can't breathe.
Hey, guys.
Hi.
Hi.
Steve Irwin here.
This is such a bonding experience for us, Ryan.
You know, we went from not talking for five years to him fucking Bonnie blew the biggest
star in the world on top of me.
What an honor.
I got to give credit to you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm giving credit to my man, Josh, behind the camera.
Thank you, Josh.
Behind your back.
Thanks, Ryan, for giving him a bit more lift.
You know, I'm getting a little bit higher.
A bit more high.
Dude, his dick is nice.
It's so good.
Oh, my gosh.
Are you going to fuck me and doggy?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Oh my God.
His dick is so big.
Wow.
I think you like it more than you expected to.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a nice look.
Yeah.
You know, he says that most girls want to fuck him off cam after a scene.
Yeah.
no that's not very common so ryan is going to get behind him and then push him so he
flips me even harder because if you're small you're going to have reduced strength how you
feeling buddy very good okay yeah yeah yeah i'm the shaker
now talk dirty to her talk to her go and slap me with that massive you like that
talk to her you like those small hands tell her she's your slut go on ryan
harder you thought it was smaller say it with your chest is it big now
is it big enough for you it's big enough for sure
he seems to love it oh oh my god
oh you should hold on to your hold on to legs
oh there's a girl me tiny
oh go and give it to me
oh that's it i want a taster big boy come here come here jack having so many hot girls watching
you this is so crazy
this is pretty exciting yeah it's such a nice prop it's like not even funny it's just actually
like nice penis thank you there's no coffee here and i'm horny you can use it as much as you want
therefore are you just going to be our little toy for the week
okay so tanya's just going to be our toy for the week and we can him as much as we want it
sounds like a deal and your pocket size is perfect i can take you everywhere and your suitcase uh-huh
i already did it
i got the best job ever oh my god
what position is your favorite position
reverse cowgirl actually huh we already did yes cowgirl you want cowgum yeah your favorite
position is reverse cowgirl yeah me too me too what it feels great oh my god what a guy
why don't i invite you again first you what ride you again come on this way nice bud
she's got now
that feels so good
does it feel good oh yeah
but ryan's watching that it's insane i'm proud of you cuz
i love you i'm doing that for the family i told you i like keeping families together
it's like a family business
all his parents are our associates
that's pretty epic right
pretty great
and it looks really good actually
it's starting to smell like sex eh
pheromones pheromones are out
you guys haven't smelled it anymore
ryan you're gonna try and twist him whilst he's inside of me
what do you mean oh yeah
no well they're gonna help us
she's like oh my god
im sorry
just gently
put his leg here
someone needs to take a ersch ان
his leg
there you go like this
all right
and now now do like a plank not like a plank
do a play no please do't funny ….oh my god go flat
We don't have to do it, it has to be four people holding him.
Yeah, let's all get in.
Pucks, sign up.
We did a quarter of the time.
Go ahead, go ahead.
So, now put the legs up, put the legs up.
Now, give me the leg.
Move it.
Hey, Guinness World Record.
Yay!
Thank you.
That was funny.
You're supposed to be like, whoa.
I don't know what you do.
Lower, lower, lower.
Tell me one.
Like, just have fun.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Just make porn.
We have a scene to the gutter.
All right, you fucking me when I'm fucking you.
Yeah, let's just go like this.
All right, do it harder.
Perfect.
Quite the first day.
You earned this, Tiny.
Yes, you earned it.
Go, butters and whites, man.
The A&R.
Well, then walk us through what's going on.
He's definitely enjoying it.
He's definitely self-explanatory.
Tiny worked so hard in every position.
Now he's getting the courtesy of fucking his mates.
All right.
Use our throats.
Yeah.
Like that.
Yeah.
He's definitely enjoying this.
He always dreamed of this.
How did you dream of this very specific day?
I'm dreaming of it.
Yeah?
Pop your face a little bit.
Grab her head, really.
Yeah.
Good.
Aw.
It's like you like it.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
You're doing so good.
Oh.
So good.
Oh, my God.
They just grow all back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you've obviously happy!
They are beginning to grow back.
Oh, my God.
We're going to go for a run.
What makes you come?
What really turned you on?
Shit.
Do your things.
Do your thing.
Do your thing?
Do your thing.
Do you want to stop your blowjob?
Yeah.
You can try.
I'll give you for .
Oh, my God.
Yeah, she know how to do it.
Ooo!
She knows the .
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
No.
Thank you, baby.
Wanky, wanky.
Yeah, that's really hot.
Is that good?
Oh, yeah.
Did you think you'd have us both wanking your cock right now?
Huh?
Did you think you'd have us both wanking your cock?
Yeah.
Oh, you thought less.
All right.
All right, cocky.
I've been dreaming of that.
Okay, so you know, I expected this all along.
He's like, I did.
Wait, can we put all our hands on it?
It's kind of cute that way.
Yeah.
Hands.
Yay.
Oh, my God.
I wonder if your load's small or is it big?
I think it's normal, actually.
It's normal.
We'll have to find out.
Do you realize this is every man's dream?
Like, you are the luckiest man.
Brian, I might come in your bed.
Go on, call me.
Call me.
We want to see you, Kalani.
We want to see you.
We want to see you, Kalani.
They're going to treat us to that big load.
You're such a tiny guy.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Stop moving.
We want you to come.
We want to come, please.
What's it got?
Oh, yes.
He wants to come.
Yes, he's feeling it.
Yes.
What's that thing you're doing?
It's working.
Oh, my God.
It's fingering.
Go on, tiny.
Oh, my God.
Think about how good it feels to come all over my face right now.
Oh, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I really want it.
You really want to come first?
Yeah.
Yes, he wants to come.
He's getting ready.
He's almost there.
Are you feeling?
Mm.
He's finally going to come all over his slutty little face.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Kalani's just hot mode.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You want to talk?
Yeah.
To my mouth, too, you know?
ט️
You know that I'm 800 pounds, right?
Yes.
So beautiful to your eyes.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
You know you want to come, yes?
I want to.
Yes.
Yes.
Well, I can't come.
What can we do?
We're sluts and we want to make you come.
I don't know.
Oh, shit.
With your tongue.
With my tongue?
On the tip, yeah.
Ooh.
Yeah.
He said, like, you're, like, soft and sharp sometimes.
Like that?
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
and look me in the eyes
holy shit
you wanna like that?
yeah, oh my god
that feels so good
I can see his binging
let me feed you some of that
holy shit
it's like you're using both nostrils
it's so good
oh my god
oh shit
that's the spoon saver
why don't you wank your cock
whilst we make out
why don't you wank your cock
whilst we make out
you got it?
oh yeah
holy shit
oh my god
you're not gonna give us a big load
I would like to
I don't know
there's little
little things that I would like to do
go get down there
are you getting nervous because there are so many people in the room?
maybe it's that
you didn't come on the last shoot too
it's just a
you said you've only come twice on the last shoot
I leave you guys alone
you see it's completely normal when people don't come
it happens all the time
doesn't it?
it happens right?
people can still have a really good time in the bedroom
and not finish
don't feel pressured to come
you don't have to
you can still have a good time
Have fun and not finish.
And fuck for hours without coming.
My dearest friends, we just filmed the greatest scene in the history of the show,
maybe the history of adult world, maybe the history of low world.
Look at this shit.
We did something pretty nice.
Yes, we did.
So now, Bonnie, tell them what we're about to do.
We're about to do part two of the interview,
and this is going to go inside of me so we can answer all the best questions.
I don't know how she comes up with this shit.
But, yeah, we're going to interview little cousin Tiny through Bonnie's vagina.
Yeah, that's going to be good.
I mean, apparently it echoes, so we might need to cancel the FOL.
You might lose it.
It's a black hole.
All right, let's do it.
So Ryan is about to interview me,
and the best way for him to do that is put this in my pussy.
Hey, little cousin.
What's up, cousin?
How many dinner I've changed, yeah?
Yes.
How was your 21st birthday?
Real.
This is my 21st birthday.
This is going to be the thing I'm going to remember all of my life.
Yeah.
Biggest moment in your career.
Biggest moment.
Nicest sex ever.
Yeah.
God damn.
And, you know, people on the internet,
they say Bonnie must be loose because she fucked a thousand dudes.
What did you think of her pussy?
Oh, my God.
So tight?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Look at it holding that mic in position properly.
Right?
That means it's tight.
Yes.
Yeah.
You loved it.
And we tried to cut the producers filming it.
They said cut three times, and you said, no, I want to keep going.
Yeah.
You really loved fucking her.
That was like what?
I fucking love it.
How long was that?
45 minutes?
An hour?
For real?
Fucking right, bro.
I lose the time notion.
Because me after seven minutes, okay, I gave her all my moves, you know.
I'll show you how I do it.
I saw how you do it.
I helped you do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's one thing.
I feel like I evolved in the sex world.
Bonnie Blue forced me to jump in, and, you know, she calls it a threesome because I was
guiding his dick.
It was pretty epic, right?
Yes, it was, cousin.
It was.
It was helping me fucking.
And for the record, if anyone makes incest jokes, it's our grandparents, her brother
and sister.
Yeah.
I met you probably eight times now, but five times before I blocked you for five years.
Yeah.
Why?
Why did you block me?
Because you sent dick pics to my girlfriend at our cousin Frank's wedding.
Et voila.
I was a dirty little boy.
I'm still.
No, you're just.
We broke the internet with this new move that's never been done before.
Give us a real record, we want to say.
Yeah.
It's called the tiny spinner.
And we had all these lovely cucks, Luna Star, Kazumi, Willow Harper, yours truly, and we
spun him around like a fidget spinner on top of her, and it worked.
It was.
It worked.
We did.
A full time.
We did a full time.
Yeah.
One full 360, that's all counts.
That was feeling so great.
It's going to be a new sport in the X Games, really.
Oh, yeah.
I may be the first one to do it.
And Bonnie, how did you feel?
Yeah, good.
Yeah.
Nice.
Did you love my dick?
Loved it.
It's so much bigger than I expected.
I was actually Googling before I met you, like, do dwarves have normal sized dicks?
And now I know the answer.
You do.
They're bigger than normal.
Yeah.
And voila.
What do they call you?
That's where your high is going.
It's going to your dick.
You're basically like a kangaroo.
They call you the kickstand.
The kickstand, the tripod, small man, big surprise, the third leg, multiple ones.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey.
This was Coachella Pillow Talk with Bonnie Blue.
Shout out Cousin Tiny Smalls.
Honorable mentions to Luna Star, Kazumi, Willow Harper.
It's the greatest shit we've ever filmed.
The greatest shit ever filmed.
Peace and love.
Peace and love.
Wow.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
That chipped your tooth, Bonnie.
Sorry.
Oh, my God.
Shit.
And mine's never going to wash this.
If you've ever been on Pillow Talk, smell it, taste it, you're welcome.
Hell, wait.
Damn.
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