Well, you know how she is.

Can you tell her to hurry up?

I mean, she's taking a shower.

It's not gonna help if anything's just gonna make her angry.

Yeah, but she always does this.

Well, I know, and I still married her, so.

You know, you're like the world's most patient stepdad.

I am really trying, my best girl, let me tell you.

Well, I'm kind of over it,

so I think I'm just gonna go ahead and meet you guys.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Remember when I said we'd try that?

You never showed up.

Yeah, but I told you I ran into a friend.

Don't you trust me?

Look, no comment, okay?

Let's just wait a little longer, please.

Okay, then can you entertain me?

Entertain you?

Yeah, as in tell me a joke, story, something, I don't know.

I mean, I do know a really great joke, so.

Okay, why was the strawberry crying?

Why?

Because his mother was in the jam.

You get it, you get it, a strawberry jam crying.

Tell me a joke, you know.

I mean, yeah, but when you know a powerful joke like that,

you don't really need to know more jokes,

you know what I mean?

So then how do you entertain mom?

Well, we kind of entertain each other,

if you know what I mean.

Good to say that again.

What do you mean by that?

You guys are always sucking face.

Well, that is when you know what's doing.

You guys have been married years.

I guess it still feels new, okay?

I think you guys are just horny.

Why?

I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

I agree.

I guess I'm just more curious than judging you.

Curious about what?

Curious as to what mom likes so much about you.

Will you show me?

Show you?

Are you crazy?

Like, yo, your mom's in the shower.

Yeah, but you know she's gonna be a while.

Well, come on.

What exactly are you asking me?

Can I suck your dick?

Suck my dick?

You're crazy.

A little, but mostly really bored and horny at this point.

I mean, just.

I'll let you touch me first.

No to that.

I mean.

Come on.

Okay?

Okay.

No to that.

No.

Yeah.

This might make it go by faster.

I mean, make me learn some new jokes.

Whoa.

Look, are you sure about this?

Yeah.

Here, help me.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Suck my dick.

This is crazy.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh wow.

It's really, really, really, wow.

Mm-hmm.

I feel like I'm going to die.

I feel like I'm going to die.

I can't speak.

I can't move.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah.

Good.

Mm.

I love you.

I love you.

Uh.

I love, love, love, love, love.

Oh my gosh.

Hmm.

I don't know.

Please don't stop, please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop.

I will just block, block, block, block, block, block, block.

Mmm.

I don't know how to...

I don't know.

Mmm.

Can you do about this?

I don't want to make it rock, rock, rock, rock, rock.

Ahh!

Ah!

I'm just a little bit, a little bit, a little bit, proud.

With your friend this time that you met up with...

i think your mom's gonna be a little longer you on your truck

sure oh my god oh my gosh

it's so tight oh my god oh my gosh oh my god oh my god

Gosh, she likes how thick it is.

Oh my god.