Oh, hello, welcome to my garage sale.

Hi, just checking some stuff out.

You have a lot of good stuff here.

I do, I just brought out some new things for you

to check out.

That works, by the way.

This does?

Yes.

Both lights?

Yes, both of them do.

Okay.

Yeah, I could really use this in my garage.

Daddy.

I like that.

I'm just gonna grab some more stuff.

Okay.

You have some really nice stuff here.

I think I will, I'm gonna-

I'll just get a shot of you.

Just walk in, you have some really nice stuff

and then I'll get a shot of her tools.

Yeah, so just walk out with that tool real fast

and just kind of put it down, go.

You have some really nice stuff here.

Oh, thank you.

Good, just say that one line

and then just say something about,

you'll come back later and go.

You have some really nice stuff here.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh, I think I'm gonna go out

and get some nice girls clothes here.

I'm gonna grab my wife.

Are you here, how late are you here today?

I'm gonna be here all day.

Just stop right there

and then this is how late you're gonna be here today.

All right, I'll come back with her

and you guys will walk off.

Ready and go.

How late are you gonna be here today?

I'll be here all day.

Okay, and tomorrow?

In the morning.

Okay, all right.

I'm gonna run, I'm gonna check with,

see what my wife is doing

and we may come back because we have kids and stuff

and may grab some stuff.

Perfect, I'll be putting more stuff out

for you to check out later.

Awesome, cool, yeah, thanks so much.

I'll be back at some point today or tomorrow.

Okay, sounds good.

Yeah, look familiar.

Oh, hi, I didn't see you there.

Well, welcome to my garage sale.

Oh yeah, you have a lot of good stuff here.

Thank you.

I see a lot of stuff I could use, a lot of good props.

Please take a look around, everything is for sale.

That's what I always say, everything has a price.

Oh, anyway, yeah, I'm gonna take a look around

if you don't mind.

Oh, yeah, everything is for sale, all right.

Yeah, I'm just gonna look around if you don't mind.

Please, go right ahead.

Okay, cool, Christmas stuff.

This is coming up, I could shoot a lot of scenes.

What is this, is this a camel toe?

I mean a mistletoe, what is this?

Oh.

Sorry, that's not supposed to be in there yet.

Oh, okay.

I was missing.

There you go.

Okay, all right.

I have a weight lifting thing coming up.

These might be good, 15, 20.

Oh, this must be the butt.

Oh yeah, that's kind of like, that's nice.

Oh, this is heavy.

Maybe this is more my speed.

Is this adjustable?

Oh.

Oh, sorry, I don't know how that got in there.

I don't either.

Okay.

Oh, I didn't know I could use this for one of my production.

Do you mind?

Go ahead, try it out.

Okay.

Let me see.

Oh, wow.

I like this thing.

I could probably use this.

I think I'll hang on to that.

Oh, this is, I did this.

Okay.

Oh, schoolgirl outfit, that's helpful.

What else do you have here?

Backpack.

What else do you have here?

Oh, there's a backpack.

Oh, there's something in here.

What is this?

Sorry, I forgot that was in there.

Okay.

No biggie.

But anyway, what else do you have here?

Nothing, I'm sorry about that.

I was just, I was checking my pager.

That's all.

Sorry, I really didn't mean it.

Yeah, I don't know.

I think maybe this was over here.

Oh, I don't know how that got there.

Oh, okay.

Well, I guess maybe you need the real thing.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, well it's been a while.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Tell me more.

Well, it's been so long, it's been like months.

Ever since I kicked my boyfriend out.

That's why I'm having this garage sale.

Oh no, I'm so sorry to hear that.

I really, I mean, that's such a bummer.

Wow.

I feel for you, I feel for you.

Well, I guess maybe you could, if you need,

I don't want to sound forward or anything,

but if you need the real thing or something sometime,

I guess I could probably give you my number.

Yeah, yeah.

Why wait?

I agree, I'm not hungry.

Let's do it.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

I came to my garage sale.

Oh, I agree.

I think it is a really good thing

that I came to your garage sale.

I really appreciate the invite and all the hospitality.

Oh, well thanks.

I haven't done anything since I kicked

my ex-boyfriend out.

Oh, really?

Yes, he just like, he was such a sex addict.

He was like, always bought these stupid things.

Those pillows look kind of familiar.

I know, it's like this guy with the stupid glasses

and he bought this and like, he got it for free

last time he went to this like AVN thing.

I don't know what that is, but.

Yeah, I don't either.

I have no idea.

But that's okay, we can really make some magic happen

if you know what I mean.

If you want, I can show you some stuff.

Here, get down on your knees real quick.

You can show me some things.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

You see this flap right here?

Ooh, yes.

Yeah, you can take that off.

Wow.

What do you think?

Yours looks so much better than my ex-boyfriend.

Oh, really?

Oh, mm, it tastes better than him too.

Oh, why thank you.

Oh, wow.

You do that really good.

Uh-huh.

It's just like that.

That is really, really good.

Boy, you really needed some, huh?

Yes.

Dick-pribed, if you know what I mean.

So much for a yard sale.

This is the kind of sale I'm looking for.

Pardon?

I thought you were calling for Earl.

I don't know if that was your ex's name or.

No, his name is Sergio.

Oh, okay.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Wow.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes, it does.

So good.

You know what?

Yeah, take these clothes off.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Uh-huh, just like that.

Oh, yeah, right in there like that.

That feels amazing.

Just like that.

Yeah, that's it.

Take those clothes off.

Let me take these pants off.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, I like it.

I like all of it.

Come down here on your knees.

Over here.

Put this in between those big titties of yours.

Right here.

I just happened to have this with me.

How'd that work?

Yes.

Ooh, this is so much better.

Uh-huh.

You really have good ideas.

Yeah.

I'm full of them.

I can tell you that.

Stand up there.

How's that?

Yeah, that's better.

There you go.

Yeah.

That's it.

Just like that.

Uh-huh.

Oh.

Yeah, stroke it like that.

Yeah.

Put this on there.

Stroke it a little bit.

You ever given a hand job?

Yes.

But yours is so much nicer.

Oh.

Oh, how's that feel?

That feels amazing.

Yes.

Yeah.

Just relax.

Yeah.

I like the sounds of this.

Uh-huh.

You're good at stroking that.

I like those pretty pink nails.

Oh, thank you.

They look good with your cock between them.

Yeah, yeah.

I agree with that.

Oh, I'm so horny.

I haven't fucked in so long.

How long's it been?

Months.

Like almost six months.

Oh, wow.

That's not good.

No.

Ooh.

Oh, yeah.

You like that, don't you?

I do.

I like having your balls in my mouth.

Yeah, I like that too.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

Wow, there you go.

Yeah.

You really know what you're doing.

Uh-huh.

God, just like that.

Mm.

Professional.

How about you come up here?

I have another idea for you.

Come on up here.

Right here, sit.

You ever given a foot job?

I have never given a foot job.

No?

No.

Well, let's start today.

What a better day.

That sounds like such a good idea.

Yeah.

Oh, it feels so good.

I agree.

Your cock looks so good between my feet.

Yes, it does.

I concur.

Oh, yeah.

All kinds of motions.

Yeah.

That feels really good.

Mm.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Mm.

Ooh.

You're so hard.

That's all you, sweetie.

All you.

Wow.

Uh-huh.

You're never doing this.

You're pretty damn good at it.

Oh.

Good.

Wow.

You're a good girl.

Mm.

There you go.

Yeah, I need more.

There you go.

Mm.

Right?

Mm-hmm.

You're doing a heck of a job.

Mm.

Why don't you jump up on top of that thing?

Mm-hmm.

Just like that, right there.

Come on up here.

There you go.

Ah, it's been so long.

That's what she said.

Oh.

You feel so good.

Oh my gosh, I'm so worried.

Oh.

Oh.

Perfect timing.

Oh.

Oh.

What's that?

Come here.

Right there.

Come up here on top.

Face the other direction.

Wow, you're right.

Put those feet up.

Lean back for me.

There you go.

Just like that.

Your side again, Paul.

Right here.

Right there.

Thank you.

I really.

Of course.

Oh.

Well, now that I got that out of my system,

I gotta get back to my garage sale.

Yeah, you better get up there.

I'm gonna grab my clothes and head out.

Maybe I'll go out the back door.

That's what she said.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Like a shady character.

Who's here?

Take care, I gotta go.

You come out to the front.

How can I get going?

Porn dude casting.

Ah.