Thanks for having me over for a private lesson. This is my first time ever having one. It was the first time for everything, I guess. My friend from college, Ruby, told me that you're a really good teacher. Yes, I remember Ruby....
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Thanks for having me over for a private lesson.
This is my first time ever having one.
It was the first time for everything, I guess.
My friend from college, Ruby, told me that you're a really good teacher.
Yes, I remember Ruby.
She could not stop talking so highly of you, so I absolutely had to check out your services.
That's really nice to hear.
I need to get a third language to get my diploma, and so I want to try to learn Polish.
It's from a Slavic language family.
It has very difficult-sounding words.
For example, the word for hello is witaj.
Witaj.
Yes, so it's an easier word.
But if you want to say hi to somebody, then you say cześć.
They both mean hi?
Hello and hi, yes.
There are a lot of consonants.
There are two letters, like eš and či at the end, which are Polish-type of letters,
and there's a lot of this š sound.
These sounds are very...
very prevalent in the Polish language.
Interesting.
So, is there a word that means f**k?
There is, yes.
Yes, there is that word.
Would you like to know that word?
Yes.
That's where you want to take this?
Okay, it means pieprzydź.
Pieprzydź.
What do Polish people call a penis?
They call it...
They call it a penis, so they say they pronounce it pennies, right?
Pennies?
Mm-hmm.
Pennies.
Okay.
Like tennis, but with a p.
Tennis.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So, do they say cock?
They say cock, yeah.
That would be a...
That would be a...
No, very pejorative, that would be like chuj.
Chuj.
Mm-hmm.
Well, then...
Or kutas.
There's a lot of words for cock.
Oh, yes, yes.
Are there as many for p**sy?
Yes, they use those.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
There's a word for...
To describe p**sy, of course.
How does it sound in a Polish accent?
It will sound...
Chypka.
Chypka.
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
Oh, my goodness.
One more question.
Mm-hmm.
What is the Polish word for kissing?
Kissing?
Całowacze.
Całowacze?
Thank you.
Can I have a...
Would you like to kiss?
In Polish?
Yes.
Oh.
I chose this one.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Ah-tuh-toh.
Uh-tuh-toh.
Now I'll show you from all points of view, okay?
I didn't know that Italian is the right language to learn.
Oh.
Oh.
Who are the other two languages that you're studying?
French and Spanish.
Well, only you'll show me your French in a second.
Oh.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Don't say it.
I'll would tested on any of this?
Yes, the signature, the Polish signature.
That's how it is.
Ah!
You should come by for another class.
I can teach you couple more things.
Oh.
I'll be back.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
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