Oh, thank God, a person.

Are you okay?

Well, yeah, do you have, like, a phone or Wi-Fi or something?

I've been wandering for hours.

There's no Wi-Fi up here.

Are you lost?

Yeah, there's no roads or signs or anything.

I've been wandering around for hours.

What are you doing up here?

Well, you know, I wanted to take some sexy pictures.

Like, nature nudes.

Well, next thing you know, I get all turned around.

I can't see the camp.

I have no signal.

So I start walking back to where I think the camp is.

You know, like, by the cafe where the bathrooms are and stuff.

Well, I must have made a wrong turn somewhere because I am so lost.

You know it's real dangerous to be wandering around out here all by yourself.

Especially when you don't, like, know the area.

People get lost out here all the time.

Tell me about it.

I almost died.

I was just about to give up, but then I found you.

You're okay now, but...

It sounds like you were camping down by Rincon.

It's five miles from here.

Maybe a four hour hike, you know?

Yeah.

Do you maybe want to rest a little bit before you go?

Oh, God, yes.

Yeah?

So what are you doing out here alone?

With no phone?

Well, I like to get away from the noise sometimes, you know?

Go off grid.

Sometimes I come out here and I just do my meditation and yoga, you know?

Mm-mm, hi.

You're like a real mountain man.

I am an avid climber and hiker, but you said you were taking pictures of yourself out here.

What for?

You know, social media.

I post them.

People seem to like to see me naked.

I want to see.

All right.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

That's actually nice lighting.

Thank you.

Oh, and those are nice tits.

And that ash shot.

That's a great ash.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh, nice dick.

Mm-hmm.

Wow, so you're trans?

Yes, hence the dick.

I see that.

It's just I've never been with a trans girl before.

Well, that's awfully presumptuous of you.

Just because you find me alone in the woods and I show you naked pictures of myself, you

think you can fuck me?

No, no.

Not like that.

Just, you know, I've never dated a trans girl before.

You know?

I...

Not that I could, like, have sex with you or anything.

Oh, so now you don't want to have sex with me?

You know, I'm actually very good at it.

I bet you'd love it.

Whoa, whoa.

Wait a minute.

So you want to have sex with me?

Yes.

You know, it's kind of a fantasy.

It's like I'm a damsel in distress and you're this big mountain man.

Of course I'd want to fuck you.

Mm, that didn't take long.

Fuck.

That's a tree trunk.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

I don't know.

If I want to fuck you, it's one of those men on the road.

The ICU.

Oh, right.

I'll die.

I'll die.

I'll die.

Fuck.

And I know it's not good.

Do you feel like you're going to do your job from now on?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, I know I'm going to do my job from now on, and I'm mad at it, but I definitely

don't want to fuck you.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm going to fuck you.

I don't want to fuck you.

Fuck me?

Fuck me.

Okay.

I'm going to fuck you.

I'm going to fuck you.

No, no.

Fuck me.

No!

No!

Fuck you, man.

Mm-hmm. Ah. Ah, yes. Fuck.

Mm. Ah. Ah. Mm.

Yeah, fuck those tits, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Ah. Ah.

Mm. Ah. Ah.

Oh, you got me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck you.

Oh yeah.

Um hmm.

Mm hmm.

Fucking cock.

I fucking love that giant fucking cock.

Yes, I love that fucking cock.

Yeah, fuck those cheese.

Yeah.

Ah, fucking too good.

Oh my god, yeah.

Ah.

Ah.

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It's my turn.

Yes sir.

Ah, it's scary.

Ah.

Ah.

Well there you go.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

That's soaking mouth.

Oh fuck.

Oh, that feels so fucking good.

Uh.

Ah.

Ah.

on that hole. Yeah. Oh, there you go, baby. Yeah. Get me nice and fucking wet for that

fat fucking cock. Oh, there you go, baby. There you go. Fucking smack that ass.

Right there. Right there. Yeah. Fucking. Oh, my God. Stroke that fucking hole. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, my God. Oh, yes. I fucking love feeling those giant fucking balls slap

against my hands. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, yes. Fuck yeah. Oh, fucking stretch

me.

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back oh you're so fucking devious oh my god give me every fucking inch of that cloak yes

fuck yeah baby oh my god yes oh my god oh my god oh my god oh yes yes yes yes

oh uh-huh huh oh my god

oh my god yes yes yes yes yes yes oh it's too difficult oh my god yeah yeah yeah

oh my fucking god yes

there you go yes oh my god yes yes ah yeah that's it that's it baby that's so fucking good

struck that fucking pussy yeah give me that huge fucking cock that big fucking tree trunk of a

dick yeah oh fucking work every inch

that big ass cock yeah uh-huh oh make me fucking feel it yes oh my god yes yes yes

oh oh fuck yeah

Oh, fuck.

Oh, right there.

Yes, right there.

Yes.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, my fucking God.

Yes.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, yeah.

Destroy that pussy, baby.

Don't give a fucking drop of cum out of those balls.

Don't work every inch of that hole, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Okay.

Fuck my fucking pussy.

Fuckin' stroke that hole.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

I fucking want that cum. I fucking want that cum.

It's gonna be dark in like two hours.

We'd be walking in the dark.

Not advisable.

Okay, so that's the first option.

Option two, I get to stay in the tent with you and fuck all night.

Pretty much.

I choose option two.

Yeah?

Yeah.