I'm so glad I met you.

Yeah, same.

Yeah, I hate everything else about this stupid college.

Really?

Yes, really.

The classes are hard.

Everyone else is stupid.

Oh, well, yeah.

Yeah, but I don't regret it because I have you.

Yeah, we got to meet each other.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm so grateful for you.

Same.

Yeah, it's been really cool.

You know, doing what we're doing.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Does that mean we're official?

Yeah, we're official.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, so, yeah.

Well, maybe we should study, you know?

Like, you're behind on classes, you know?

Yeah, you're right, actually.

I have a big exam coming up.

I didn't even think about that.

Yeah, I mean.

Let's study.

We should put a pause on the, you know, boyfriend-girlfriend stuff.

You're silly.

Yeah.

Here, study with me.

Oh, yeah, I'll study with you.

So, I think the professor said chapter five.

Oh, yeah, chapter five.

Yeah, that's a good one.

Oh, good.

You read it already?

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, I read it a long time ago.

I haven't read it yet.

Maybe you can help me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, here we go.

Okay.

What?

I didn't know this.

Look, right here.

Oh, yeah, that's a well-known thing.

I guess I missed.

Are you kidding me?

We have to read all these pages?

Yeah, you gotta read all that.

Grace, I'm so glad I found you.

I caught my boyfriend cheating on me.

Like, I literally just caught him right now.

I'm pretty sure he wants to break up.

Like, why would he do that?

Like, actually, why would he do that?

We've been together for so long.

Like, literally so long.

I told him that I loved him.

He told me he loved me.

I know.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay.

Like, I don't know what you're doing.

I don't know what you're saying.

It's okay.

Let's talk about it.

You're okay.

Yeah, I'm not okay.

That's the thing.

I know.

I know.

He texted me in the morning about, oh, how was breakfast?

We, we, did you enjoy breakfast?

We didn't get breakfast today.

So, like, who is he talking to?

Who is he texting?

Right?

Yeah.

So, I was like, okay.

So, I responded to him.

And then he texted me.

And I was like, no.

No, I caught him red-handed.

He obviously, he obviously took some other girls.

Yeah.

Hi.

Hi.

I've seen you walking around campus.

What's your name?

Uh, hey, I'm Robbie.

Robbie.

Yeah.

I'm Angie.

Hey, Angie.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Uh, I think you might be in a couple of my classes.

Oh, yeah?

Actually, yeah.

I think we're reading this book.

Oh.

Have you actually, like, read it?

Uh, yeah.

I've read it, like, 20 times.

Like.

Oh, well, maybe you could, you could teach me?

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

So, whoa.

That's actually a really big book.

Yes.

It's pretty big.

It's, like, 500-some pages.

Oh, my gosh.

Because, oh, uh.

Sorry.

It's.

Oh, my God.

So, you, you've actually read the book.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

So, I have, I haven't even read it at all.

Oh, okay.

What part are you on?

Uh, just chapter five.

Mm.

Uh-huh.

Wow.

Yeah, right here.

God, that looks really long.

Yeah.

It's, um, yeah.

So, was that girl, like, your girlfriend?

Uh, her?

Yeah.

That's not your girlfriend, right?

Uh, no, no.

No, I'm tutoring, tutoring, I'm tutoring her.

Oh, good.

She doesn't know how to read.

So, I'm, you know, I'm volunteering.

Wow.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Is her friend okay?

Uh-huh.

I, I, yeah.

It sounds like she was getting cheated on.

Maybe.

Hmm.

Oh, Billy.

Oh, wow.

Hmm.

Really big deal, getting cheated on.

It's so tough.

Yeah.

Um, I couldn't imagine.

So, yeah.

Yeah.

Uh.

So, you.

You want me to tutor you, too?

I would love that.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

I think it could be a lot of fun.

Yeah.

Like, some one-on-one time.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

One-on-one time.

Yeah, with each other.

Nobody to bother us.

Uh-huh.

Sorry.

Do, do you mind?

I, I don't mind.

Yeah?

Hmm.

That's so good.

God, I love college.

Mm-hmm.

Me, too.

Oh.

That's another thing, huh?

You're so nice, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Uh-huh.

God, you're making them so hard.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Motorboat those titties.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Mm.

Uh, yeah, yeah.

Um, that's chapter five, yeah.

Oh.

It's really, uh.

Yeah, the professor talked about this, but I don't even remember.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Uh, yeah.

God, I'm so glad we're in the same class.

Yeah, me, too.

It's going to be so much fun.

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I don't think this happened.

I don't think you were really even reading this book.

Oh, my gosh.

I think you were lying.

Maybe because I made you a little nervous.

The next chapter.

It's chapter six.

I'm so ready for it.

Yeah, that's my favorite chapter.

Me, too.

I'm hanging with you.

Chapter seven.

God, please.

God, that was incredible.

Yeah, you're incredible, too.

You stupid fucking asshole.

Hey.

Hey.

I'm a damn good tutor, too.

I tutor everyone in this school.

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