Yeah, baby, so I just decided to call you because I miss you.

Yeah, I'm just chilling here at home.

Yeah, no one's at my sister's home, but she's fucking stupid.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, my sister.

That's just her.

So what are you doing?

You want to go grab some lunch or something?

Can I get a ride, please?

Hey.

Tony, I need a ride.

I'm on the phone.

Please, I need a ride.

Sorry, babe, she's annoying me again.

Please.

I'm on the phone.

Can I get a ride?

It's really important.

Like, 911 emergency.

Go away.

No, I need a ride.

You see her all the time.

I need a ride.

I was thinking maybe we could go see.

Please, let me get a ride.

See, like, a concert or something.

Hey.

Hey.

I'm on the fucking phone.

Can I get a ride?

I'm on the phone.

Shh.

Please.

Come on.

Have some respect.

What the fuck?

Sorry, baby.

You know that?

I know how to go.

Like I was saying, maybe you can go.

Can I get a ride now?

Please.

Yeah, no, sorry.

I'm just watching TV.

I'm a little distracted.

Can I get a ride?

Oh, no.

I'm just watching the news right now.

Yeah, she went away.

Yeah, yeah, she was being annoying.

I'm still here.

Yeah, baby, yeah, no.

I'm listening.

So, how was your day yesterday?

I need a ride.

Um, yeah.

Maybe we can go see a concert tonight or something.

I don't care.

Baby, yeah.

I'm sorry.

I told you to give me a ride.

So, tell me, tell me about, tell me about your, um, your, uh, your day yesterday.

I want to know all about it.

You're still on the phone.

Yeah.

Yeah, no, I'm here.

I'm listening.

Mm-hmm.

That noise?

That, that's just the TV.

Yeah.

Um, no, my, my, uh, my, actually, my leg hurts a little bit.

That's why I'm, I'm, like, kind of, like, yeah, I sound like I'm, I'm, I'm a little distracted.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, no, what time do you want me to pick you up right now?

No.

Um, I just took some, some pain meds for my leg.

Because, yeah, I, I hurt it at the gym yesterday.

So, if you can give me, like, a few hours, yeah, I'll go pick you up.

Yeah, I think I'm, yeah, I'm kind of getting sleepy.

I'm kind of getting sleepy right now.

Can I let you go?

Okay.

No, no, if you want to, yeah, if you want to talk some more, that's why I'm here.

Oh, no, I'm watching, I'm watching a, a TV right now.

That's the noise you hear in the background.

Maya?

No, she, she's gone.

Yeah, she was, she was bugging me about going to a friend's house or something.

We've been there a ride.

No, sorry, yeah.

Yeah, I'm watching the news.

There's some big, you know, police chase on TV right now.

Yeah, I don't, how was my day yesterday?

It was okay.

I don't seem very talkative today.

No, I'm, I'm listening.

I want to hear what you have to say.

What do you mean I don't seem like myself?

I'm, I'm right here.

No, like I said, my, my leg is kind of fucked up, so it kind of hurts a little bit.

Yeah, I'm still here.

No, I'm not, I'm not talking to you because, like I said, I'm, I'm, I'm in pain, a little bit of pain right now.

So don't, don't get mad or anything, all right?

Yeah, baby, I'm here.

No, that's the TV.

No, baby, I'm still here.

I'm listening.

What?

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, I just moved my leg the wrong way.

Fuck it.

Okay, baby.

I'll take, I'll take.

I'll take you to the mall today.

Yeah, you want me to pick you up now?

Yeah, man, I'm still here.

Oh, no, that's just the TV.

That's my agra again.

God damn it.

Fuck.

Maybe she can fucking help me with this.

She's in her room.

Hey, Maya, hi.

What do you want?

I don't mean to bother you, but I kind of did something really dumb.

I can tell.

I accidentally.

I'm busy right now.

Can you just have a point, please?

I'm sorry.

Don't, you don't have to be rude.

I'm kind of took dad's Viagra and just, yeah, I've had a boner for like three hours already.

It will not go away.

That sounds like a personal problem.

It hurts.

Listen, it really, it really hurts.

Do you need to ride to the doctors or something?

Like, do you need to call someone?

I don't really want to go to the doctor right now.

I don't have money for that.

I was thinking maybe you can help me out since, you know, I did you a favor.

I took you to your friend's party the other day.

That doesn't matter.

Oh, come on.

You're going to, you're going to really, this shit hurts like this.

You're going to really like, let me fucking walk around like this.

Yeah.

Where's your girlfriend now?

I don't know.

I haven't talked to her in days.

I'm okay.

Fighting and shit.

Well, like I said, it sounds like a person.

Listen, come on, please help me.

I'm busy.

Come on.

I can see it.

What are you doing?

I'm reading, studying.

Duh.

Yeah.

I know, but please.

Doing productive things with my life.

Not taking my ads right.

It was an accident.

It was an accident.

Dad hides it.

I thought it was something else.

I thought they were like.

What if you just planned all this?

No, I did not.

I swear to God.

Well, I can help you.

You can help me.

You're, you're a female.

You have a pussy.

Come on.

Don't be that way.

Tell me how to fuck you.

What the fuck?

I'm not going to help you.

All right.

All right.

I'll do, what do you want from me?

Let me, let me help you.

I'm going to use the car for like a week.

A week?

No.

Or the weekend.

Come on.

Come on.

The weekend.

There's another party this weekend, actually.

Just the weekend.

My brand new car?

Yes.

You're going to fuck it up.

No, I'm not.

You're a terrible driver.

Okay, then get out.

I was going to help you, but if you can't help me, then I'm not going to help you.

You know what?

Fuck it then.

You're fucked up.

You just fucked me really fast.

Are you going to let me do this?

Yeah, if I can use the car for the weekend.

So I'm not helping.

It has to be the weekend.

It has to be the weekend.

It has to be the weekend.

I'll let you use the car for a day.

No, the weekend.

Come on.

The weekend.

Or you can have a boner for the rest of the day.

Oh my God.

This shit is like, it really kind of hurts.

I'm not joking.

I may need to go to the hospital if I don't get some relief right now.

Well, I already told you.

Weekend, yes or no?

I need to study.

Can you tell me?

Fine, fine, fine.

The weekend.

The weekend.

I'll let you use my car for the weekend.

The weekend.

Okay.

Can I just, you know, fuck you?

Yes, just hurry up.

Okay.

Fuck me fast, please.

I hope this shit doesn't hurt.

Hurry up.

I'm trying, I'm trying.

Can you hurry up?

I'm trying.

Obviously you're not.

I am.

I took fucking Viagra.

I mean, it's like trying to pump this Viagra.

Hurry up, fuck.

You're taking forever.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm trying.

I don't know why I agreed to this.

You're taking forever.

I need to study.

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

You're going to join us too, huh?

Yeah?

Well, you put the book down, huh?

What does that mean?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It's just like the...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Leave me the keys and get out because I need to study.

Okay.

And I'm using your card for the week and not the weekend, by the way.

You said the weekend.

Get out.

All right.

You're really going to study right now?

I was hoping we could do like round two or something.

No.

Bye, Tommy.

Gosh, you're so annoying.

all right all right hey girl what are you doing okay okay so remember i told you i just bought

this camera to see if like so i can prove to tony that he sleeps well yeah i just set it up

you know damn well he's about to come in here sleepwalking and even if i show him the video

he's not gonna believe me still what if he does that shit on purpose like just purposely comes

in here to fill up on me you know he probably does and he has a girlfriend that's funny you

know i do it better than his girlfriend yeah he is my stepbrother that's what's kind of weird but

i don't give a fuck when have i ever cared but yeah yeah it's working yeah it's i like it yeah

it's working yeah what'd you do today what you didn't invite

He just came into your sleepwalk. I told you he would. Oh my god. This is awkward. This always happens. He's coming on the bed. I think he's over. He's touching my leg. Yeah, he's my stepbrother. That's what's awkward about it. I don't know. He's touching my boobs. Oh my god.

He's sucking on my boobs now. No, I can't wake him up. How many times have you heard of you wake up like a sleepwalker? They go crazy or something. Oh my god. I know. He took out his dick. He has a boner. Oh my god. Hey. I can't wake him up. No. Yeah, I'm sucking his dick right now.

I know. Yeah, it is fucking hard because he's my stepbrother. Yeah.

Yeah, I know. I already told you I'm not waking him up. No. It isn't even like related though, so what the fuck?

He's probably in the dogging position or whatever. I told you I can't wake him up. Oh my god. This is so weird.

Please fucking wake him up. I'm getting out of here. No, I'm getting out of here. Yeah, he'll probably still try to sit on my leggy sleepwalks.

Oh, I know.

No.

I'm not waking him up.

Oh.

You said it sounds like I enjoy it.

I know he's my stepbrother.

Oh he's still fucking with me.

Shut up.

Oh shit.

So now he's putting me under shot.

I'm not listening to Sean doit do that.

No. I'm not gonna lie. It does fuck.

I'm under control. What the fuck do I do?

I guess I'll figure it out.

I don't know either.

Oh, my God.

He's so stupid.

Mm-hmm.

He's hella stupid.

No.

I'm still not gonna wake him up.

Maybe even now, but I guess I'll figure it out later.

I don't fucking know.

He's so stupid, dude.

Yeah, I'm turning this shit off.

And now it's over.