Parker Skyes Amateur Debut - xxxCinema

Parker Skyes Amateur Debut - xxxCinema

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Look, we have a brand new amateur wearer of Sleaziness.

It's been a few months since you were here last.

I'll make it a secret. I don't know if anybody would recognize these boots or not, but I do like your shirt.

Thank you.

We have been looking at photos today.

Yeah, we have.

We came up with a star name last time she was here.

I did. It's been a long way.

What's that star name?

Parker Skyes.

Parker Skyes. That's plural.

Yes.

Does that have like a particular meaning? I remember when we came up with it last time.

Or you kind of came up with the last name and I kind of came up with the first name.

Yeah.

I don't remember what it was.

The last name was my childhood best friend's name.

Oh, her first name was Skye.

Her first name was Skye, yeah.

So then we made Skyes my last name and changed it up a little bit.

She must have had hippie parents or something.

Oh, definitely.

Yeah.

Okay.

And we talked about you being a soccer mom.

Yes.

Have you been to any soccer games since you were here last?

Probably, you know, 20 or more.

20 or more soccer games?

Always at the soccer games.

Okay.

Do they have like indoor soccer in gymnasiums or something?

No, we only do outdoor soccer.

You only do outdoor soccer just for the kids and stuff?

Yeah.

I bet the adults practice inside and stuff like that.

Yeah, I don't know of any.

They might have them, but we haven't done them.

I have to ask this question.

You have your 11-year-old play soccer, right?

Yeah.

Okay.

I used to actually be a gym teacher.

Oh, did you?

And I tried to play soccer with little kids and it was literally just a whole group of

people running around chasing a ball.

Yeah.

Is that what it's like with—or do they spread out and get coached and learn how to do the—

It depends.

It depends.

Sometimes they're like in the corner like picking grass and not paying attention and

then sometimes they're, you know, on top of their stuff.

You know, they're just kids.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

I remember even playing baseball when I was a kid and we'd hit the ball in the outfield

sometimes and the kid would be out there like—

Picking his nose.

Yeah.

Not even paying attention or anything.

He'd just roll around.

Yeah.

That happens sometimes, you know.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hit it to Bruno.

Yeah.

Bruno was the bully.

Bruno was always the bully.

I can't remember what the guy, Waldo.

Yeah.

Waldo.

Hit it to Waldo.

Waldo.

Hit it to Waldo.

Waldo.

He doesn't pay attention now.

They'd always put him in—in the worst play he was always in right field.

Oh, that's where they always put people that are not good.

Yeah.

That's where they put—they're like, just go stand over there.

Like, hopefully no balls go over there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like, you know, just minimum interaction.

Okay.

And you—sounds like you know this Little League thing, too.

Oh, yeah.

You're not just a soccer mom.

No.

We do all the stuff.

Little League mom.

Oh, yeah.

But you're probably the best-looking mom out there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're probably the best-looking soccer mom I've ever seen.

Do you remember what Sarah Palin made a joke about?

She ran for vice president.

I remember her, yeah.

And she said, what's the difference between a pit bull and a soccer mom?

What's the difference?

Lipstick.

Oh.

I like that.

I like that a lot.

It's true.

It's so true.

I don't know if you've ever heard that statement whatsoever.

Oh.

But you've got a little lipstick on.

Yeah.

I think you do.

I can tell your lips are just thin.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And it's so pretty.

We gotta get in close.

We can see those naturally pretty white teeth.

And you can't smile.

And I wish I could like snap a picture of that.

I'd probably just get a freeze frame out there or something from the camera and stuff.

And, uh, but when you texted and said you were gonna be in town, I was so excited that

you came out.

I said, why don't you come up?

And then I did have to admit, I said you gotta wear this shirt.

I love this shirt.

And, uh, you gotta wear this shirt.

And you can actually kinda see through it.

You can actually kind of see the curls through it,

just a little bit.

Oh yeah, it's a little see-through.

It's a little bit, and if we wet it real good,

it would probably be a little bit worse.

Be completely able to see everything.

Okay, but I want you to do one thing.

I want you to stand over,

because I like those tight pants you have on there.

What are those, yoga pants, is that what they're called?

Yeah, they're my yoga pants.

Oh, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa!

I didn't even notice this shoe thing.

Yeah.

Go on, on, now what do you call those?

Those are, these are my Chuck Taylors.

Your Chuck Taylors.

Yeah, they're old as can be.

You know, truth, I knew that,

it's just I'm looking at the camera and I'm all distracted.

Oh, let me see the sole of it,

because it shows that you have actually wore those things.

I've worn them to death.

Like a lot.

You can wear them with everything.

Yeah, they're falling apart.

Did you buy them new?

Oh yeah, of course I did, brand new.

Oh, new, and you've worn them down that much?

Yeah, I don't like them new,

because they're stiff and they're not comfortable,

but when they get to this stage,

they're just like, it's like you're walking around barefoot.

Do you like washing them

in the washer?

Nope.

How do you clean them?

Because they look good and clean.

If I had shoes that old,

it'd be like dirt all over them.

I don't know, I guess not.

I feel bad in washing shoes.

I've washed them a couple times.

I don't have any Chuck Taylors, but.

You gotta get some.

I have kind of wet retro shoes on.

Yeah, those are the Nike Cortez.

Don't get on me for having shoes on in bed,

because we both do.

I know, I won't get on you.

We just kind of jumped in and I grabbed a camera

and here we are.

Yeah, those are a good classic shoes.

Oh, yeah, they're not quite as classic as yours.

True.

They're from like, well before you were born

and mine didn't get popular until I was like,

you know, 39 or something now.

So, you know, I'm 42 now, so.

Oh, okay.

41, 42, I don't know.

Maybe 90 something, I don't know.

Lost track.

Somewhere, I was born in the 90s,

not in the 80s, not in the 70s, I don't know.

I mean, over 10.

Yeah, yeah.

If you're 70, that doesn't mean you were born in the 70s.

Yeah.

Is that what that means?

Is that what it means?

That's what it means.

Okay.

Okay.

That's a math question.

I'm not good at math.

And you're a soccer mom.

Yeah, that's not for me.

Okay, okay.

Well, I like the new look.

And I had told you what, oh, we were back in another

subject I wanted to get up.

I want you to stand up over there

because I like the way that makes your,

you have the way it makes your hips look really, really good.

I don't have to like zoom in on that,

give me just a second.

See that?

That's a, that is a good point.

But I cannot lie.

Thank you.

Can you pull it, pull it down just a little bit

where we can see like the top.

I forgot about the pretty.

Pull it down just under the butt cheeks, yeah.

It's the best view ever.

Does it look good?

Oh, it really, really does.

Wish I could show it to you.

You would like to see just me.

Yeah, frame it.

Take a picture and frame it.

Ah, yeah, I do.

I'm taking, I'm framing it right now.

Maybe it'll be there.

It'll be there forever.

I mean, that looks really, really good.

Brief face.

All right, jump back in bed.

We're not too far away.

Oh, you don't want to get in that boy's hole.

You, you promised me you were gonna rub on me.

I did.

I said I'd give you a little massage.

I love that.

That's like one of my most favorite things.

I've never actually had a massage.

What?

No.

I think I did.

I've had one before.

Well, it's gonna be great.

So, it is.

I did bring, I think it's a lotion.

Yeah, there's a lotion over there.

Oh, there is?

I thought, I thought I'd set it in here.

Okay.

Well, you got your lotion bottle.

Yeah.

I'm gonna let you start,

and you can start by already lifting.

You know, it starts kind of like getting firmer,

and it like smashes against the top.

Smashes your pants.

Yeah, it's like you're stripping it.

You're right.

You did.

Yeah, should I?

Yeah, I wanna film you.

Step.

Steaming up my camera.

I have to turn on the fan

to keep from steaming up my camera.

Whoa.

I don't know, that's really why I'm steaming up.

I thought it was just bouncing off you.

Oh, that's right.

I hope you dropped the soap in the shower.

Oh, no.

You rule against that.

I think that's just a prison thing.

I'm proud of you.

Tell you what, for a soccer mom,

you have about the best body I've seen.

Thank you.

Even for any kind of mom.

Not just a soccer mom.

Or any kind of female species whatsoever.

Look at this.

Oh, can we do a little twerking?

Well, Parker Skyes, you're in the shower,

and I appreciate the time

you've spent with me today.

We might spend just a little bit more time together

when you get out of the shower.

And we might even make out or something.

I don't know.

Like, I never get to kiss anybody.

That's the thing.

That's the terrible thing about this.

I never get to kiss anybody.

But you are a cutie.

I like that.

One more time.

Yeah, give me a little pussy spread there for you.

Kinda raise up that leg.

Give me a little pussy spread.

Now, reach down with your fingers

and spread that pussy.

And I'm gonna be like this.

And then that way.

And then this.

And then your way back for me.

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Look, we have a brand new amateur wearer of Sleaziness. It's been a few months since you were here last. I'll make it a secret. I don't know if anybody would recognize these boots or not, but I do like your shirt. Thank you. We have been looking at photos today....