Hey, my favorite stepson. How are you?

Oh, hey mom, what's up?

Well, long day at work.

Yeah, well...

What's wrong?

I kind of have something to tell you, but you can't tell dad.

I won't tell dad, but you need to tell me what is going on.

Well, I figured since you're a nurse, you've probably heard of this or seen it before.

Uh-huh.

I'm actually asking for a friend.

For a friend?

Well, if that's not important, but he was wondering about blue balls. Is it a real thing?

Blue balls? Yes, it's a real thing.

But, I mean, if your friend has blue balls, he needs to go to the ER right now.

It's very serious. He can have permanent damage.

Really? And what if he doesn't go?

He needs to go.

Or...

He needs to see someone that can drain his ball.

Okay, um...

And so you've seen this before in the ER?

Yes, I see that many times.

What happened to your dick? It's popping off your jeans right now.

Are you sure it's for a friend?

Um...

Look, please don't tell dad, but it is for me.

And...

It really hurts.

I know it does.

And look, me and my girlfriend have never gone all the way.

We make out. She let me finger her.

But...

But now I'm stuck like this because she doesn't want to, you know...

Go through?

Yeah, she doesn't want to go all the way through it. And so I just don't know what to do.

But I do not want to go to the doctors. No doctors, please.

But if we don't go to the doctor, I will have to do it myself.

Do you understand that?

Yeah, that would be weird though. You're my stepmom.

Yes.

But, I mean, if you don't want to see a doctor, we don't have much choices.

Well...

Okay.

What do you mean? I don't...

You know I'm a good nurse.

How are you gonna drain it? I don't get it.

I have to drain it in the natural way, you know.

You mean like...

Yes. Like with your girlfriend. I need to see it. You need to show me your dick.

This is weird, mom.

I know, but don't worry.

I'm gonna know your dick.

You're a nurse, but...

Oh. Wow.

It won't go down and it hurts.

I know. I know, baby, but...

Let me do it, okay?

It will be our little secret.

You're not gonna tell dad?

I won't tell dad. Okay?

I guess. You're the doctor.

So, do you want me to help you?

Okay. So, just take a deep breath and everything will be okay. Don't worry.

Just send a little message to the store, alright?

Your cock is bigger than your dad.

Way bigger, actually.

Oh, yes.

It's like eating an ice cream.

Is that the point?

We can go and imagine?

We can. Let's go.

Why do you think you're so anxious, mom?

It's all fucking good.

I'm very well.

Are you too?

Oh, yes.

Fuck yes.

Yes, just like that.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Don't make me scream. Come on, baby.

Take that dick, mom.

Yes, I know, it's normal.

Your balls will get their color back very soon. Don't worry.

Finally, they're drained.

Yes, they are.

Well, I guess being a nurse paid off.

Yes.

Yes.

I don't want him to ever find out about this.

No, he can't.