I don't know if I wanna watch something scary

or funny or romantic.

I'm kinda down for whatever.

Okay.

Well, I can flip through my little list here

and that one looks interesting.

Yeah, I feel like someone actually told me that was good.

I think I've had like five people recommend that to me.

Really? Yeah.

Okay, I've been wanting to watch it since it came out,

but I missed it in theaters,

so we should definitely move that guy.

I love him.

That's why everybody was recommending it to me

because everybody was like, you watch him all the time.

And I was like, I don't know, he's great.

I love sex.

I love how spontaneous it can be,

how one minute you can be doing the most mundane thing

in the world and then boom,

you're diving face first into pussy.

I know my hypersexuality can be a bit much to handle.

That's why I'm glad I have the two best friends

in the world, Laura and Alexa.

You see, Laura is just as hypersexual as I am.

At first, we just talked

about sex a lot, but eventually the line

between being friends and friends with benefits became blurred.

One day, Laura and I fucked and the rest is history,

but we still needed something new,

something extra thrilling and spontaneous.

That's when we stumbled across this thing

called free use sex.

It's basically an arrangement between people

where they can literally have sex with each other anywhere

and anytime they want.

Well, as soon as Laura and I found that,

all bets were off and lucky for us,

Alexa is totally cool with the whole free use thing

and we can get down and dirty in front of her

whenever we want.

He actually does look really good in this movie.

This was a good pick.

I mean, I was excited to see it.

I could literally watch this movie already like 100 times.

I'm already loving the beginning of it.

It's shot so beautifully.

Yeah, they did a great job.

Oh my God, I didn't even expect that to happen.

Holy shit.

This is actually a really good cast.

Yeah, and I didn't realize they were in it too.

Look, I am not going to miss this movie.

You guys can do whatever.

Okay.

Now that works for me.

I bet it does.

That guy too, he's great.

What do you think?

I think we're going to go.

Not enough to know what's good.

Now, we don't want to.

You have all of us.

You have all of us.

You have all of us.

You have all of us.

You have all of us.

You have all of us.

I have ideas that feel so fucking good.

You have your voluntarily?

Yeah.

What?

You mean I don't have to be here?

Yeah.

Stop.

Mm hmm.

Stop.

Oh.

Where are you, Dan?

This guy just doesn't watch your vlog.

Why do you even do that in there?

That doesn't even make sense.

Right?

I don't even know what movie you guys are watching.

You're missing out.

I can watch it.

I can watch it if you want.

It's a good view right here.

Just you wait. I won't be here long.

My girlfriend will come and save me.

I wonder if that was shot out west or if it was east.

I literally can't tell.

You know, I feel like I've seen that guy

in something before, but I can't really think

about where I'm...

He looks really familiar.

I was thinking the same thing.

Yep.

Oh my god.

I didn't know she was in this.

I love her. She's my celebrity crush.

Right? I feel like she's been gone for a while.

I'm so happy she's making her comeback.

Girl.

Oh, I like that outfit.

That definitely is a cute outfit.

Yeah, whoever did costumes

for this did a really good job.

Okay, I love you guys.

That's a little distracting.

I'm gonna turn this up.

Oh my god, guys.

Do you mind?

I thought you were cool with it.

I mean, yeah, but like...

Okay, okay.

I'm trying to watch the movie.

Sorry.

So what movie is this?

I heard it was like her favorite

guy or something.

Yeah.

It's a little bit of everything.

I'll watch.

I think you'd really like it

if you paid attention.

I'll pay attention. I'm watching.

Can I have some popcorn?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Please don't stop.

Oh my god.

Please don't stop doing this.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's fucking coming.

You guys missed it.

I thought it was really funny.

Okay, I promise

I'll pay attention now.

No matter what perverted game

I know exactly

who I am.

I don't know exactly what I am.

And you?

Oh, you aren't here to save anyone.

You're here to get off on it.

You're special?

You think you're different than the rest of them?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, there you go.

You're begging for a man.

I'll even make you call me.

Enough.

Well, we're right about one thing.

You know who you are.

Now.

But.

I see why it has such good reviews.

The casting's so good.

See how long it lasts.

Do whatever you want.

You won't break me.

You hear me?

You will not break me.

You know what to do, lady.

Strip.

Go on.

Strip.

Strip.

Go on.

Fucking clap.

Yes.

Sorry.

You said you wanted to taste my ass.

Right.

So good.

It's getting kind of hot in here.

Yes.

Yes.

You really don't mind?

No, it's fine.

Okay, good.

Okay.

Keep licking me until you feel my ass.

Do it.

Yeah.

Oh my god, yeah.

Yes.

Oh my god, please don't fucking stop.

Put a fucking finger inside me right now.

Yeah, make me fucking cry.

Yes.

Please.

It's okay.

I want to use my leg.

Right on your cleft.

Yeah, I want to see it perfectly.

Yeah.

Put your eyes into it.

Just like that.

Good girl.

Good fucking girl.

It's so bad.

Show me.

Oh.

Sure.

Thank you.

Oh my god, that feels really good.

Fucking girl, holy shit.

Yes.

Keep doing that.

Shake it right in my face.

Please.

I want one more of you.

Oh yeah, do that, please.

Please.

Okay, we'll watch the movie now.

I know for you guys some popcorn, but um.

I think I've eaten.

I don't know.

I don't know.