Let me formally introduce you to your new dorm room.

Now these are state-of-the-art, because your parents have put quite a bit of money into

the tuition.

So, do you have any questions?

Uh, no.

It all sounds really great.

But, um, so it's like, this is where we're doing it.

Doing what?

You know, like, I've been on the internet.

I know how this goes.

Well, like, pardon me, why don't you enlighten me?

I mean, I've, you know, I've seen a lot of porn videos.

I know it's like, the college girl, the dean, you know, giving the tour of the dorm room.

Like, this is where we're gonna do it, right?

Good.

I don't, I don't, you know, I don't know if I'm supposed to, um, do that time out.

Oh, it's getting warm in here.

Oh.

Come on, don't you want to?

I want to.

I want to.

I want to.

I want to.

Want and allowed.

Those are very, very different things.

Do I want to?

Yes, because of all those beautiful freckles and that lovely fucking smile.

God damn, your ass is hanging out of those shorts that I've been staring at while you're

walking up the stairs.

Um.

My bed.

You're gonna give me so much trouble.

Don't lean in for a kiss like we're gonna do it right now.

Oh my gosh.

You know what?

Just.

And, uh.

Hello?

This doesn't go anywhere, right?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh yeah?

That's what I was just

No, I got to believe.

You better.

You definitely.

Tell me.

Tell me you promise.

I promise.

You promise what?

I promise I won't leave this house.

You little naughty.

Mhmm.

I'm gonna you get acquainted with your room.

Thank you.