Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

This is so bad.

Um, none of this looks familiar.

Um, oh my gosh, this is awful.

Um, okay.

I need help with this.

I don't understand.

Okay.

Um, I'm just gonna call Peter because I don't get this.

Peter, please.

Oh, oh, hello.

Hey.

Hey.

Um, are you busy?

Okay, cool.

Um, well, I kind of needed help, um, studying my Russian.

I thought I understood it, um, but, yeah, it's so confusing.

Yeah, I'm, yeah, I'm at my place.

If you just want to come by, I'll let you in.

Really?

Thank you so much.

That, yeah, you're a lifesaver.

Okay, cool.

Thank you.

See you soon.

Bye.

Of course, of course, no problem.

All right, so let's see what you need help with.

Let's just start over.

Okay.

Okay, so this first one is essentially asking what the fill-in-the-blank would be.

And the first word, do you recognize the first word?

No.

Okay.

Uh, first word is cock.

Cock?

Yeah.

Like.

The same thing as an English word.

The last word is zavut.

So.

Zavut.

What's going to go in the middle?

Ti, te boi, te bia, or te vo?

No.

That just means you.

Oh, that's what I recognized.

Okay.

Okay, so, um, the third one.

Te bia?

Te bia.

Yeah.

I'm amazed you actually kind of, like, got that right.

Okay.

Oh, see?

Yeah.

I said I remember.

So.

Okay, so, it's the same thing, fill-in-in-the-blank.

Kato?

And then what is going to be the second word?

Kato?

I don't remember what that means.

Oh, no.

I think we need to kind of take a step back and go back to basics.

Well, okay.

Do you know the Russian alphabet?

I probably need help with that.

All right, we're going to be in for a long.

Night, I think.

A long one.

Yes.

So, what do you say I go, I write out a study sheet for you, and this desk isn't comfortable

either.

Do you want to just do this in the bedroom where we can at least lay down and figure

this shit out?

Oh, yeah.

I don't mind that.

All right, cool.

So, let's do that, and hopefully we can at least get the alphabet done by the time we

leave tonight.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

So, that's the alphabet.

So, now let's get into simple phrases.

Do you remember that first word, ti?

Yeah.

Kinda.

It means you.

Right.

So, we could also use it in terms of asking if somebody wants something.

So, do you want this?

Do you want that?

Okay.

And the word to ask for wanting is hochesh.

Hochesh?

Hochesh.

Hochesh.

Yes.

Hochesh.

Hochesh.

So, ti hochesh is do you want, and then you could follow that up with anything, and that's

an easy way to remember constructions in the language, and just slotting that out with

things that you already know the meaning to.

So, ti hochesh pasta, which is the same in both.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Ti hochesh grapefruit.

Ti hochesh...

Ti hochesh trahatsia.

Trahatsia?

Yeah.

What's that?

Oh.

Oh, that means to fuck.

Oh.

So, ti hochesh trahatsia is me asking if you want to fuck.

Trahatsia.

Oh.

Trahatsia.

It's like actually means to fuck, not how cock means what.

Right, right, right.

How do you say penis in Russian?

I'm more of a visual learner.

Mm-hmm.

So, maybe if I just showed you, it'll just...

It'll jog your memory a little bit.

Okay.

I like what you're thinking there.

Mm-hmm.

Fuck.

Taking in a lot of Russian today.

You like giving me Russian?

I like how much of it you can take all at once.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Here's another phrase for you to take in.

Dobre shlucha.

Dobre shula?

Shlucha.

Shlucha.

It means good slut.

Good slut.

Dobre shlucha.

Uh-huh.

I like that.

Mm.

God.

Fuck.

God.

God.

It's so wet.

You're so fucking good at that.

Dobre shlucha.

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm.

How to show.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Throat.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, that was insane.

Very.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

You are so fucking tight.

Oh my god.

I can't.

Yeah.

You're fucking creamy, your pussy.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

So I hope you learned a lot.

I did.

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