TrikePatrol Nikki - xxxCinema

TrikePatrol Nikki - xxxCinema

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Nikki you don't mind me having this video camera on do you you do well can I leave it on anyway?

You don't mind what?

What?

What?

Nikki Nikki I don't oh there you go Nikki Nikki if your house catches on fire

What's gonna happen are you gonna?

fire help

Hey, oh you do have a voice you do have a voice you also have

Holiday spirit happening I see green and red that's like Christmas colors

So are those real braces or are they a fashion statement because something I here in the Philippines like to wear braces as a

Fashion statement, I would say it's a fashion statement, and it has improved your outlook entirely. That's good. That's good so

It's a real

did you know once that I knew a girl named Nikki and

I guess you could say she was a sex fiend and met her in a hotel lobby, and she was

masturbating with a magazine

She said to me. How'd you like to spend some time, and I could not resist when I saw a little Nikki grind

You're picking your nose. Oh, that's attractive

Nikki how old are you again?

20. Yeah 20.

You got the shoulder action because you're 20. Did you learn that this year?

Yeah, stop looking at Alexis. She isn't gonna help you. I got you in the spotlight. You're only talking to me

She's not even talking

Do you remember my name I move out Nikki

Nikki yes, I am KB. How you doing Nikki?

King Baloo

King Baloo

King Baloo

Do you know what the word Baloo means?

Well I'd say you got that one right on the number

She hates you King Baloo

She hates me?

She hits

She what?

She hits?

She hits you on that

You're gonna hit me? You want to give her the fighting gloves?

Why not?

Why not?

We've never done a UFC fuck video. Oh shit. Did I say that?

Over over

Over over over? Why? You don't want to make a fuck video tonight?

Does it sound like a good idea?

Does it sound like a good idea?

Baby get the fight gloves for her

Not the six ounce. Not the official UFC ones. Just the little ones

So you want to fight or do you want to fuck?

She's like what?

What the hell?

There you go

I guess I found the lady of Manny Pacquiao

Manny Pacquiao? No no no no no no darling wrong sport

This is all about MMA

There you go

There you go. Put them both on. Put them both on

I saw a girl named Nikki and I guess you could say she was a sex fiend

That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

You're in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine

Oh shit you throw good punches

Um honey your hands are so tiny your middle fingers barely stick out of there

Yeah there you go. There you go

So uh do you know any mixed martial arts?

Do you know MMA?

Can I teach you some MMA?

Yeah? Oh this is going to be cool. This is going to be cool

First move I'm going to teach you

Is how you put me in your guard

See all you do is you wrap your legs around me

And lock those ankles. Yeah there you go. There you go

Lock those ankles around the back. There you go

And see now I'm in your guard

See if I try and advance on you then I'm kind of stuck

Nikki you're not wearing any panties

That's kind of cute

Can I see that? Can I see that?

Oh goodness can I see that?

Nikki you're not shy are you?

You're like oh shit oh shit

He's got the fucking video camera

And the robe went up

And my legs are being pried open

And he's oh my god he's touching my little soft spot

Hey Nikki it's warm down here

Were you planning ahead?

Nikki it's wet down here too

It's very wet down here

Oh yes can you do that again?

I never understood why the doctor wanted us to like cough while they were handling our genitals

But can you do that again?

Go ahead and cough

Yeah I can feel that. That's pretty hot

Does that feel good? Yeah?

Does that feel good?

Does that feel good?

Yeah?

See for all you dopes out there who don't know jack shit about female anatomy

This is what you do

You put your finger inside and you curve it up

And you scrape the top wall

That's where the urethra runs

It's got glands that surround the urethra

That fill full of fluid

And that's how you actually stimulate a woman's G-spot orgasm

So when you scrape that top wall

It makes them roll their eyes and lick their lips

And do all sorts of crazy things

So um Nikki

Can I put something else in there?

Why are you looking at Alexa?

She isn't going to save you

She's hung out with me before

She knows what to expect

So can I put something else in there?

I have this Ford truck out back

I was thinking about putting that in there

Would that work?

No?

How about

Let's see

How about a canoe?

You want a canoe inside there?

Oh shit we're in trouble boys

That is definitely a wet finger

But she's already saying ouch to this

Oh boy oh boy oh boy

Donnelly and Nikki

Have I got a surprise for you

Do you like white guys?

Fuck a white guy before?

What the hell?

Did you remember that, Alexis?

I always remember that

She's

Juicy cock

You know Alexis?

The first time she came over and hung out over my house

She was just like

I would never fuck a white guy

Hell no

I had to stick a toy in her pussy first

Then I said

Is that okay?

She said

Yeah it's alright

I said I'm the same size

She said

It's okay

Which means really for all you dopes out there who don't know anything about it

And I said

Yeah I'm the exact same size

I said

You wanna try?

And she said

And before she could even answer yes or no I just stuck it in her

Well actually I fell in love with a cock not with King Ballywoo

So you mean you can just get the

Or cut off the cock and bring it with you?

So I can bring it home?

You didn't know?

Mine's detachable

It's attached with

It's attached with Velcro

You can take it

You can

I'll lend it to you for the weekend

Sweetie come here

Go and lick

You lend it I guess

You can say she was

Oh a ball licker

You gotta lick it

Before you stick it

You gotta get it

A few more times

You can take it

Bye love

Can you hand me that?

Which one?

Thank you darling

You're welcome

You're welcome

You're welcome

Thank you darling

Too heavy

Too heavy

Isn't it Alexis?

It's Alexa

Alexa Alexis

It's all the same to me

That is way fucking great

Great shot

Hey Nikki

It's not sushi

It's sticking in your mouth

It's sushi

There you go

Close your mouth all the way around it

And suck really really hard

Close your eyes and feel it

Yeah Alexa

Thank you

You really know

You're nice

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

I'm an expert

You're sucking and licking a lollipop

But a jumbo lollipop

Come on Nikki

Give your best woo

That might be the biggest super chips you ever had

Or else I'm going to sell that pink volume to you right now

Oh really?

You know once she puts her mouth to it

I mean her mind to it

That actually feels pretty fucking good

Put some nice

Nice added to you Nikki

i love that so is this the first dick from a white man you've ever had

yeah you like what the that's good put your other hand back both hands spread it wide open

back up a little bit perfect titties for titty too together man sweetie it's how trike patrol

does it you're gonna come back and see the boys in track patrol again say bye-bye trike patrol

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Nikki you don't mind me having this video camera on do you you do well can I leave it on anyway? You don't mind what? What? What? Nikki Nikki I don't oh there you go Nikki Nikki if your house catches on fire...