Hi, I'm Ron Jeremy. I'm assuming maybe you know that already, but if you don't, go fuck yourself. I'm Ron Jeremy, and I got this really cute girl named Jennifer White coming over. This is going to be total fun, because no running around town, going shopping, some big lead-in, some big story line....
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Hi, I'm Ron Jeremy.
I'm assuming maybe you know that already, but if you don't, go fuck yourself.
I'm Ron Jeremy, and I got this really cute girl named Jennifer White coming over.
This is going to be total fun, because no running around town,
going shopping, some big lead-in, some big story line.
You're going to love this.
She's giving me a massage. That's it!
And then I give her a massage, and then it leads to right in the vagina sex.
Now, let me tell you something.
Massages are a great way to get people in the mood, because you relax their muscles,
kiss the back of the neck, hit the right spots, go to that thigh bone,
and massage there a little bit. It really is very...
It feels good. It's nice to receive a massage or give a massage.
It's also very healthy for you.
Helps your blood circulation and all.
And this girl, I've heard about her.
She's got beautiful banana-type tits that stick out, and they're totally natural.
Never had any silicone, nothing.
They stick out. That's my favorite kind of booby,
when it actually sticks out on its own!
You know, maybe 20 years from now, maybe it'll be more gravity, but right now,
kind of like mine, but right now, they're really, really incredible looking.
She's got a nice round ass, and guys tell me she's great to work with.
She has a beautiful pussy, very little, not a lot of lips,
and they say she gets really, really wet.
And here's the weirdest thing of all, I'm not making this up,
she's also Jewish.
Which, so am I. I'm actually working with a Jewish girl.
There's so few of them in the business.
You've got Nina Hartley, Gloria Leonard, Robin Byrd, Alexandra Silk, Heather Hart,
and that's about it.
There's only very, very few Jewish girls in the porn business.
So this is going to be very interesting.
Working with a fellow YID, tribesman, you know.
Oh, speaking of which, hi honey.
What a kisser.
I gotta see these.
Look at this, I gotta see these.
Look at that, straight out.
My favorite kind of boobies.
Look at that, they just...
A little shimmy.
Like this. Look at that.
They're just all natural.
Oh, God.
Laura's had these kind of boobies
and she became the biggest star on the planet for quite a while there.
Really?
I'm not going to tell you why, that ended awfully abruptly, but anyway.
Look at that.
Oh, man.
Okay, now.
We're going to trade off massages, okay?
You want to go first?
You want to massage me first? I'll massage you.
Oh, goodie.
Okay, so now where do I...
I guess I like to just stick my face over there or something.
Face that way.
Be nude when you give her a massage.
I think it's much sexier.
Yeah. Yeah?
With those boobies?
You need a little help?
Oh, my goodness gracious.
Ah, that ass.
Look at that, holy moly.
Holy moly.
Look at those boobies.
Can you put one on my face before I start the massage?
How do those taste?
Right in the eye. How about the eye?
They put my dick in your eye and make you cockeyed.
Give me the boobie.
We're getting an eye massage.
Look at that. They're totally...
Don't even touch them. They stick straight out.
Put your hands down.
That was a perfectly natural...
They stick straight out.
Guys love these tits.
Here, when you get a little older, it'll be more like that
when you get to be in your 30s and 40s.
Man, oh, man.
Anybody who likes a massage is okay with me.
Go to it, tits.
So what hurts you?
So what hurts you?
Where should I focus?
Being rejected.
Anywhere you want to go.
Anywhere? No particular areas bother you?
I'm fine.
I have a sneaky suspicion
this massage is going to have a happy ending.
I don't know why I think that.
Look what you rented.
We'll see how things go.
Oh, man.
It kind of goes like this.
If you get this moving in the massage section
of your video store, then I'm out of luck.
If you got in the triple X section,
then I'm getting lucky and it's a happy ending
and a full release.
How's that feel?
Oh, God, are you kidding me?
It's perfect.
Just perfect.
Oh, man.
This is actual heaven.
I'm stealing my paycheck on this one.
Stealing it.
I know, I'll give it to a charity.
One of the most under-massaged people in America.
Those who don't get massages.
Nah, I'll keep it.
I know, save the hedgehogs.
Nah, no, sorry.
Man.
Oh, God, that's good.
You can do it right above the tissue bound.
The lower part of the back toe is great.
Oh, man.
Oh.
There ain't too much lotion. It's just so good either way.
Oh, there we go. Look at that.
If you feel that land on your back,
I can't guarantee it's lotion.
Does that feel good?
Oh, you have no idea.
I don't know.
You've done this before.
I have.
You have a nice touch.
Where'd you learn this?
Self-taught.
Did you go to a shiatsu massage school?
Swedish massage school?
No.
Pali massage school?
The Rod Jeremy class of anal massage school?
Let's get a little more lotion on these arms.
Oh.
I'm going to sleep like I'm going to slip right out of the bed.
Oh, that's great.
Let's do a little hand massage as well.
Oh, I love that.
We call this the hand job.
Look at that.
I hardly know you. I'm getting a hand job already.
Which reminds me,
they sell these dick creams in stores.
Rub it on your dick, your dick gets bigger.
Wouldn't your hand get bigger?
Oh, that is great.
Where do you have hair from, sweetie?
Thank you.
I'm not going to drink my dick. My hands are so relaxed.
There was a time that I used to masturbate so much.
When I had sex with my girlfriend,
I felt like I was cheating on my hand.
We've got to reverse this.
I hope I'm as good as you are.
Oh, man.
It's your turn. You're giving me a massage.
That seems fair.
They call that a tongue massage.
Lie down, my little honey bunny.
Look at that. Oh, my goodness gracious.
Look at that keister.
Oh, he's very little.
There you go.
He's very little.
Here we go.
Achoo!
Achoo!
Just a bad sneeze.
Bless you.
Watch your ass up in the air.
Watch your ass up.
I've got to massage you from up here.
Hold on.
I'll behave when I just massage.
Achoo!
Look at that.
Look at that.
That doesn't feel sexy.
What's that right there? How does that feel?
Yeah, that feels good.
Watch your ass up again, honey.
Oh, that.
That is a fucking view.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, look at that.
Watch your ass up again.
Holy moly.
Let me just massage around there a little bit.
If you can do a little massaging over there, honey,
even tense, even sore, you know.
I'm concerned.
See right near the crack?
Look at that. Oh, man.
See?
Look at that. A little right on the edge there.
Look, right around the edge. A little tickle, tickle.
How does that feel, honey?
I am a little tense in that area.
What, honey?
I am a little tense in that area.
I can tell that you need to relax.
See, look at that. A little internal massage there.
Ass up in here, honey.
See, a little, just a pretty edge.
A little internal, see?
Just a massage in there. A little muscle right there.
There you go. Back rack, exhale.
Ass up again.
Oh, look at this.
Look at that.
I can give a massage while I'm doing this
at the same time.
Multitask?
Yeah.
I'm massaging. Oh, you're massaging me.
Ass up a little more.
There you go.
Bullet perverts.
So good arched up, look at that.
Cut that out.
Muscles, how dare you.
You're going to kill me if you do that.
You're going to kill me if you do that.
I'm going to massage you while you massage me.
Let me meet you one second.
Let's see how many knees.
That a girl. That a girl.
Way down there.
No, you do it, honey.
Rock that thing.
I'm going to rock that.
A little pussy?
Yeah.
You're kidding.
You do that muscle stuff.
When I finish something off, you do that.
Watch your tongue.
You've got deep throat skills.
No hand, honey.
You hear that? Good.
Very impressive.
This is a massage table.
Massage your shoulders at the same time.
Put your head right here, honey.
Put your head right there.
Lie down.
Watch your ass.
Here, I'm talking.
Wow, you put your heart and soul into that.
Just look at it.
Look at the camera.
Look at that.
You want some dick?
Give me that cock.
Say ah.
Who's running a set dick like that?
You're a Jewish girl. You guys aren't known for that.
You get it when you do.
I thought you girls just make babies and reservations.
You know how a Jewish girl
is different than a pound of jello?
Jello moves when you eat it.
We'll prove them wrong, aren't we?
Oh, oh.
I'm going to taste you, my little honey bunny.
I've got a little thing right here.
I'm going to strug it out.
Sit down.
I'm going to pop.
Look at that.
Look at this thing.
This is under the vagina.
This should be in the Louvre.
They can't take that.
Have you squirted before?
Have you seen this?
Impressive.
It's right at the edge of the...
Is that foot still alright?
Feels alright.
Look at that finger right there.
Nice straight black, honey.
Hold your legs like this.
Look at that.
That looks so nice.
Wind up.
You made a mess.
I could.
So good.
Let's get out of here.
That's great.
With both of our Jewish noses though, it might be difficult.
It's the same time, you know.
I feel all that.
You're so sexy, doggy style.
What else can I do?
You can't do anything wrong, honey.
Anything you do is good.
Nice painful noises.
20 seconds.
Okay, go ahead.
Count down from 20.
18, 17, 16,
14,
13,
12,
11, 10,
8, 6,
1.
After a nice orgasm, I think it feels better than that.
Lucky you're still following your luck.
You are something else.
It's kosher, you can swallow it.
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