Loving This Job Hazel Heart - xxxCinema

Loving This Job Hazel Heart - xxxCinema

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Right this way, sir. And your seat will be right there. My boss should be here about any minute.

I hope you really get this job. It's a really good company. Like, I enjoy it so much.

But with that being said, good luck! Thank you.

Oh, and here he is.

How are we? Andrew, right? No, Chris. Chris, apologies.

We're going through a bunch of these today so you can see a little bit jumbled.

Here's his resume. Beautiful. Thank you so much, Hazel.

And if I do say so myself, you're looking quite good today.

Not as good as you. Thank you so much. I appreciate all your help.

Alright, Chris. Yes.

So, pretty good, honestly. You have the most standout resume out of any of our other candidates.

And the most important thing that I do see here is experience. That's what I'm looking for here.

Alright, I need to know that somebody's able to operate in the capacity that I require them to.

So it's good to see that you've definitely, you know, you've worked in law offices before.

Explain to me why you want to come work for us.

Well, sir, I heard very great reviews. I've heard that you guys are a really good law firm.

I want to just be part of the best team and I want to be the best team member that I can be and be as successful as I can.

Okay. And yeah, I mean, we aim high here. I see you have a great, you know, you did very well in school.

You know, why did you leave your last job, actually? I see that you were there for quite some time.

What was the reason for your termination or leaving?

I left my last job because I noticed that a lot of people weren't, like, trying to really keep up the case of where they wanted to pursue it

or they didn't want to have the most argumentative point of view when you're in court or on the stand of trying to defend your client or helping out the client.

All right. And, you know, as you see, our win record reflects that. We don't lose often. We don't want to lose. Losers lose. Okay.

So I did see that on your on the past firm, they didn't have as much of a stellar record as we do here.

So, yeah, we aspire for excellence. Okay. All right. So I can't pay you a flat salary.

I mean, I could pay you hourly, but it's going to be low. That's why it's going to be more of an incentive for you to win.

So your your commission and your salary is going to be based off of how well you do in court.

Yes, sir.

That's all that that's all. And bonuses, of course, will come at the end of the year. I don't do quarterly bonuses.

I don't do bi-annually bonuses because accounting gives me shit for that. I don't want to hear it from them.

What else we got here? Anything else you'd like to tell me about yourself in the meantime?

Other than I'm a team player and I'm a fighter.

All right. What was your what was your emphasis on in college?

What did you what did you study most litigation? Yes, sir. All right.

We need a good litigator. That's for sure. Got a good one there.

Yes, sir. Well, we didn't want any of those cases in this office. No, of course. All right.

Keep it at home. Yes, sir. Don't bring that to the office. Your resume looks good.

Your resume looks good. Like I said, this is your job to lose, honestly.

I think there's only one more one more candidate coming in, but they don't have any experience.

So what good are they going to do us here? I think I'm your best choice.

All right. I think so, too. Did you already put in your two weeks at your other job? Yes, sir.

So you're ready to go? I'm ready to go. You could finish out the day here if I needed you to.

And aside from salary and commission, I just want to say that our last new hire,

our latest associate, made partner in three short years. All right.

You're not going to find that in any other firm. So without further ado,

I mean, I don't want to offer you the job at the table, but I mean, you're you seem pretty good.

You shine off the page. I I knew I liked you right away.

If you if you do what you say you do and what this says, I think we're going to do great.

I think we're going to win a lot of cases. We're going to get a lot of people,

you know, keep a lot of people out of prison. Sure. All right.

Any closing sentiments? I got about six minutes until until the next interview.

I'm happy and ready. I'm not going to let you down. Tell me something different,

something off the page that I won't know about you that can help the firm.

You don't give up. That's all you got. I don't give up.

I'm going to win my case. Come on, Chris. You got to be creative here.

That's how we win. We're creative. Be creative. Tell me something.

I don't know. I can read this 17 times. It's not going to tell me anything.

I can get over a lot of people's skins. Oh, and a good way to get information that you need.

Sure. That does not say that here. Right.

You better not get under my skin. I'll fucking fire you.

You didn't get under your last boss's skin, did you? Not that I know of.

Were you fired or did you leave? I left. You left. Okay.

Well, got to figure out your office situation in the meantime.

I don't have anything nice in no corner. Window facing office.

The desk next to the water fountain looked pretty nice. All right.

That's fine with me. That's fine with you. Good for me. Other than that.

What's the quickest you've ever settled a case? Week stops.

Weeks or a week? A week.

At what cost are you calling it? They came not guilty. Won the case.

That's the best outcome we want. So...

A little bit. Yeah.

Yeah, a week to settle. That sounds good. It saves us a lot of time.

It saves us a lot of money. It saves our client money, which isn't really our best interest.

As long as they're not guilty, they don't go to prison.

Everything good? Everything's great. No complaints here.

Here. Actually, I do have this for you.

Take a look at that and see what jumps out at you.

He's being charged for... So why is the DUI incorrect?

Take your time. I'm just getting comfortable.

Okay. You want me to get comfortable while I look this over too?

No, I want you to be right. Okay.

So go ahead and read over this whole case. See what stands out to you.

Alright? Alright.

Take your time. It's a simple DUI.

Yeah, it appears to be a simple DUI. That's why you gotta read into it.

The case is never that simple.

Like I said, it's a simple DUI, but it's an easy one.

Easy one? Why? Come on.

Well, the officer didn't take the right protocol.

In what way?

He arrested with an assumption of a DUI, but he didn't use the breathalyzer.

Exactly. That's what I like to hear.

No breathalyzer, no proof of intoxication.

I mean, the field summary test was inconclusive.

And he refused the breathalyzer, which was a heads-up play from our defendant.

But that's exactly right. No breathalyzer, you can't prove intoxication.

So what would you do?

Point that out and go against the jury.

But what about the field sobriety test? He failed that.

We failed that one, but...

But remember I said it's inconclusive. Find out, read through. Why was it inconclusive?

Because he refused it.

He failed it. Why did he fail? And why was it inconclusive?

Because nobody knows their ABCs in reverse.

It's illogical to expect somebody to know that, especially at three in the morning.

There's one more key factor in there.

You've got to find it. You've got to read between the lines.

A lot more difficult than I thought.

It shouldn't be.

It's not counting backwards.

Is the time and place?

No.

I really can't see it.

The field sobriety test, the ABCs backwards.

It's not that difficult. There's one other glaring thing.

Take that, go into your new office, the desk next to the water fountain.

Figure it out. Come back here with an answer.

Or don't come back at all.

I won't get that answer free.

You should have sucked my dick during your interview.

Would I have hired you on that fuck?

Do you want me to fuck you?

Yes, please.

Was I pleased with that saying?

There it is.

You girl sucked that dick.

Thank you so much. That's three dollars.

No problem. Thank you for setting up all the interviews.

Taking care of the boss at the end of the day.

Of course.

Hey, get yourself cleaned up.

Bring the kid back in here. I've got some questions for him.

Okay, then.

I'm going to hit the office shower real quick.

Thank you.

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Right this way, sir. And your seat will be right there. My boss should be here about any minute. I hope you really get this job. It's a really good company. Like, I enjoy it so much. But with that being said, good luck! Thank you. Oh, and here he is. How are we? Andrew, right? No, Chris. Chris, apologies....