Vienna Black Shes a Vandal Boy - xxxCinema

Vienna Black Shes a Vandal Boy - xxxCinema

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fuck the fuck the fuck is the fuck oh fuck that hell no not today what the hell is going on

right now who the fuck are you you're not jason so it doesn't really matter

no jason doesn't live here for like two weeks i'm really sorry about all of this

you're sorry you toilet paper in my yard yes why would you do it in my yard anyway

i thought you're jason i thought you i thought this was jason's house i don't even know who you

are it's my house yeah jason used to live here he lived he doesn't live here anymore though

are you like are you like crazy ex he always talked about that this is a mistake i'm really

sorry i could start cleaning this off and get out of here like this is just a big mistake

yeah um it's a little more than just a little mistake this is vandalism it's just toilet paper

it's not like i brought spray paint and a bat or anything it's it's trespassing and it's vandalism

like do you not understand like this is like you're breaking the law like this is like not

cool like it's not not my day for this kind of shit like i'm not not dealing with this kind of

stuff like i'm i'm gonna go you need to stay right there what was your name again

it's vienna okay vienna you need to just stay right there i'm gonna go call the police because

this this is like this is this is like not called for this is uncalled for

no i'm tired of like girls your age thinking they could just say sorry and just oh forgive me you

know no big deal no like this is this is today it's not gonna happen i'm just stay right there

okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

wait what what are you doing can you just put the phone down please it's just just like

i get it i um i just deep eat your house and i'm really really sorry but jason is a prick

i'm sure he did something as to why he doesn't live here anymore and i could totally fix this

i'm not all girls just do things and apologize not all guys are so please don't be an

asshole i've never had an issue with cops before and and what if they call my parents i just

this is a mistake so i'm just gonna go and like clean it up and not call the cops okay

i don't know about that i just

please please hey hey just like okay oh hey give me my phone back like this is this you're in my

house like you're just like i'm not at home i'm not at home i'm not at home i'm not at home i'm not

like trespassing now this is like how are you gonna fix all this is like

there's toilet paper everywhere if you have a stepladder it'll just take some time and

you should probably be mad at jason because he started all of this crazy because he cheated on

me yeah he caused it and you know why he cheated on me mister because i wouldn't hang out with him

enough in terms of like but he was never around and i'm a good girl i do things that make men

and like like i said i'll just i'll make it better so you should just let me make it better and prove

that i'm really good and not call the cops make it better like what do you mean make it better

you're tired of girls just making mistakes and saying sorry right yeah all the time so

what if i said sorry in a different way um yes you're saying yes you're a little secret

and it'll help me get

back at jason and i'll also clean your yard

and plus i never ever got the chance to like really explore myself with jason

and you seem like you're an experienced guy maybe you can teach me a few lessons yeah i mean i guess

i guess this

we can just kind of yeah i guess we could just take this off and say sorry

let this one slide i guess oh my god yes officer uh no no no um that was an accident uh i i i didn't

mean to to call that uh yeah there's no there's no need for uh anyone to uh to come out here now

everything's fine uh thank you all right bye

you and jason didn't work out actually

i did

not wake up thinking i should happen

from toilet bapering my house to having sex

thank god i told the cops past not to come

all right

What if I help you pick up the teepee, I guess?

After all you've done.

Sure, why not?

You could use Jason's little shower.

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fuck the fuck the fuck is the fuck oh fuck that hell no not today what the hell is going on right now who the fuck are you you're not jason so it doesn't really matter no jason doesn't live here for like two weeks i'm really sorry about all of this you're sorry you toilet paper in my yard yes why would you do it in my yard anyway i thought you're jason i thought you i thought this was jason's house i don't even know who you...